Fightmaster Mailbag

[Spud]

Hello,

My Name is Abu Umar, and am very interested in your product i would like you to get back to me with your price list on a competitive price of CIF & FOB and catalog. abumar12@gmail.com

Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards

Abu Umar.
Equipos de Elevación, S.A. de C.V.
Av. Texcoco #35,
54070 Tlalnepantla, Edo. de México
México
Tels. (55) 5397-4949/5365-5113

[Caravan Ray]

Tell him I can do him CIFs for $20 a dozen and I have a whole case of new FOBs I got off a bloke in a pub that I can let him have for a tenner.

[Spud]

My Dearest One,
This is Miss Marina Sanzel from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the
hospital in Ivory Coast , therefore this mail is very urgent as you can
see that I’m dying in the hospital which I don’t know what tomorrow will
be. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver
damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($2.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot
think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to
inherit the money, she is an Ivorian by nationality.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:
Servant Augustine Maranatha.
Address: Rue De La Princess L /G 152 Cocody
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Tel +225 663 156 54
Email maranathaug@yahoo.co.jp

He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well
known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to
change the documents
of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 20% of the money to my servant Augustine as he has been there for
me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life. I want
you to take him
along with you to your country and establish him as your son.

(2) Give 30% of the money to handicap people and charity organization,
then the remaining one is yours.
Note; This should be a code between you and my Servant Augustine in this
transaction "Hospital" any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you
to, without this code
"Hospital" is not from the barrister, Augustine, the bank or myself as I
don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(3) The lawyer's name is Mc Lambert Adams . And Let Augustine send you his
International passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Augustine
is so little
therefore guide him.


And if I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an
organization.

Please do not forget to contact Maranatha Augustine with
maranathaug@yahoo.co.jp
May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.
Miss Marina Sanzel

[Niveous]

So, gonna have a new son, Augustine? Can you rename him? Make him IV?

[Spud]

be judicious - it's a private email...

My name is Antonio Juan a Spanish citizen,live in Madrid Spain I am a lawyer. It is true that we have not met each others in person, but I strongly believe on trust, no friendship in every business. I have a deceased client pending fund, which I am his personal attorney to the deposited fund in a security company. before his accidental death, I know much about the existence of this fund and the secrets surrounding this money. But before I disclose the full details to you, I will like to know your interest and willingness to assist me, by reverting back to me with your:

Private Email ID..........
Age.............
Private Phone no.......... for further confidential details about the said
fund.

Thanks and hope to hear from you soon, contact me with my private email. antoniojuan2@gmx.com

Bar.Antonio Juan

[Spud]

Please only SERIOUS applicants.

We have an excellent opportunity for an apprentice applicant to join a rapidly expanding company.

An at home Key Account Manager Position (Ref: 50510-494/4HR) is a great opportunity for stay at home parents or anyone who wants to work in the comfort of their own home.

This is a genuine offer and not to be confused with scams!
The successful candidate must have the ability to handle calls efficiently whilst maintaining the highest levels of customer service and being courteous.
Applicants must have an excellent telephone manner, have a friendly approach, excellent communication skills and be computer literate.
You must have the ability to type and talk at the same time to customers,
as you will be taking customer details over the phone and inputting data onto company database.

Requirements: computer with Internet access, valid email address, good typing skills.
If you fit the above description and meet the requirements, please apply to this ad stating your location.

You will be processing orders from your computer. How much you earn is up to you.
The average is in the region of US$600- US$750.00 per week, depending on whether you work full or part time.

If you would like more information, please contact us stating where you are located and our job reference number - 50510-494/4HR.
Please only SERIOUS applicants.

Our contacts: Moises@careerin-finance.com

Thank You!

[Spud]

Haven't posted one of these in a while. I liked this one a lot...

Hi,

I am Mr. Scott C. Tooley the Assistant Director Inspection, United Nations Inspections Agent in Des Moines International Airport, Iowa, USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment by a Diplomat and, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents were not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is about $3,800 USD.

On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more than $1 Million to $1.5 Million each and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Des Moines International Airport till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so, as a result I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address which is (too.scott200@usa.com) for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk boxes, I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address
for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want to assist you receive your consignment in return for a good compensation, since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat. Immediately the confirmation is made, I will make every necessary arrangement that is required and arrange for the boxes to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But you have to assure me of a 30% share.

Below is my direct telephone number but if you are unable to reach me know that I am on inspection just email me and make sure you include your mobile number so that I can give you a call. I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive.

Mr. Scott C. Tooley
Assistance Inspection Director
Des Moines International Airport
5800 Fleur Drive Des Moines, IA, 50321
Tel: (515) 897-0342
Private Email: too.scott200@usa.com

[Paco Del Stinko]

Ha! Write him back saying "Thanks for your concern but I can not forward that information as I am indeed quite dead".

[Billy's Little Trip]

Don't do it Spud, it might be a scam!

[Spud]

Gentile fightmaster,


Grazie ai recenti trasferimenti illegali di conti elettronici,
il tuo conto PostePay e stato bloccato per la tua sicurezza.
Questo e stato fatto per assicurare il tuo conto e le tue informazioni private.
Come misura di sicurezza, vi consigliamo di collegarti al vostro Conto PostePay e cambiare il tuo codice di accesso

Il nostro sistema ti aiutera rapidamente a cambiare il tuo codice di accesso.
Il tuo conto non sara sospeso in questo caso, pero, se invece,
48 ore dopo aver ricevuto questo messaggio, il tuo conto non verra confermato,
ci riserviamo il diritto di sospendere la tua registrazione PostePay.
PostePay e autorizzato a fare qualsiasi tipo di operazione affinche anticipi le fraude.

Per cambiare il tuo codice di accesso :
1.- Scaricare l'allegato, aprirlo nel browser.
2 - Confermare che tu sei il titolare del conto e segui le istruzioni.



Poste Italiane e costantemente impegnata a tutelare i dati dei clienti attraverso l'adozione dei piu moderni sistemi di sicurezza.

* Si prega di non rispondere a questo messaggio. Mail inviata a questo indirizzo non puó essere risolta.

P.IVA 04107060966 - © 2014 PostePay S.p.A

[Spud]

Oh, I forgot to include the attachment. If anyone wants it, just let me know.

[fluffy]

I ran that through Google Translate and got:

Sehr geehrte fightmaster,


Dank der jüngsten illegalen Transfers von elektronischen Rechnungen,
PostePay Ihr Konto für Ihre Sicherheit gesperrt.
Dies wurde getan, um sicherzustellen, dass Ihr Konto und Ihre privaten Informationen.
Als Sicherheitsmaßnahme, empfehlen wir, dass Sie Ihre American Express Konto verbinden und ändern Sie Ihren Zugangscode

Unser System wird Ihnen helfen, Ihren Zugangscode schnell ändern.
Ihr Konto wird in diesem Fall nicht aufgehängt werden, jedoch, wenn statt,
48 Stunden nach Erhalt dieser Nachricht, wird Ihr Konto nicht bestätigt werden,
Wir behalten uns das Recht vor, Ihre Anmeldung PostePay beenden.
American Express und berechtigt ist, jede Art von Betrieb affinchè die fraude Fortschritte machen.

Um Ihr Passwort zu ändern:
1. Laden Sie den Anhang-, öffnen Sie es in Ihrem Browser.
2 - Bestätigen Sie, dass Sie der Kontoinhaber sind und folgen Sie den Anweisungen.



Poste Italienisch und ständig verpflichtet sich zum Schutz von Kundendaten durch die Annahme der modernsten Sicherheitssysteme.

* Bitte nicht auf diese Nachricht. Mail an diese Adresse gesendet werden, können nicht aufgelöst werden.

P.IVA 04107060966 - © 2014 PostePay S.p.A.

I might not have Google Translate set right.

[Niveous]

Ah, the joys of spam.

Thanks to recent illegal transfers of electronic accounts,
PostePay your account has been blocked for your safety.
This was done to ensure that your account and your private information.
As a safety measure, we recommend that you connect to your American Express account and change your access code

Our system will help you to quickly change your access code.
Your account will not be suspended in this case, however, if instead,
48 hours after receiving this message, your account will not be confirmed,
We reserve the right to terminate your registration PostePay.
American Express and authorized to do any kind of operation affinche advances the fraude.

To change your password:
1.-Download the attachment, open it in the browser.
2 - Confirm that you are the account holder and follow the instructions.



Poste Italian and constantly committed to protecting customer data through the adoption of the most modern security systems.

* Please do not respond to this message. Mail sent to this address can not be resolved.

P.IVA 04107060966 - © 2014 PostePay S.p.A.

[ken]

NOT MY POSTEPAY ACCOUNT?!?!?!?!

[Spud]

uh-oh.

OCT. 27. 2014.
======================================================
LON-Z9 NEIGHBORHOOD WARNING SYSTEMS.

ALERT-MESSAGE ID #20940342634. ::: 10/27/2014.
======================================================
- - - - - - - - - -THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD ALERT- - - - - - - - - -
fightmaster@songfight.org,

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED ALERT NOTIFICATION. This alert has been received in order to notify you that it was just recently
determined that based on your zip-code/IP, a child -predator has moved into your neighborhood. This information becomes
publically available when a registered-sex-offender relocates.

Go here ASAP to view the full details of this offender alert: link removed by Spud for your safety




Sincerely,
LON-Z9 NEIGHBORHOOD WARNING SYSTEMS.




======================================================
LON-Z9 NEIGHBORHOOD WARNING SYSTEMS.
======================================================

[rone rivendale]

I got a metal baseball bat, if you need it.

[j$]

Well, I know what *I* would do with it ...

[HeuristicsInc]

good to see i haven't forgotten all my italian.
weird that niveous's machine translation said "american express" because it definitely doesn't say that.
-bill