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Do you like bad soul?
Wanna see me stuff 12 and a half yards of summer sausage up my asshole?
Wanna argue that the universe started as a singularity
Then give me a sponge bath and make sure you get all the dingleberries?

My brain's actually pretty great
I like to pretend I'm gay, but I'm actually straight
And I still can't decide which hand I prefer when I masturbate

And Bluelang asserts:
"Sven Mullet, you so dumb it hurts" (nuh uh)
"Then why you sound like Gert? Man, I got the Hershey squirts"

Back when I was young, I was a sexual dynamo
Now I can't get laid, even by a 'ho

etc.

I could do this all day long, because I AM NOT ONE OF YOU
I COME FROM A DISTANT TIME
I AM KNOWN AS 'THE KICKER OF ELVES'
I AM ALSO KNOWN AS 'THE ANGEL CRUSHER'
THESE PICKS I GIVE YOU WERE MOLDED IN SATAN'S ANUS
TAKE THEM- THEY ARE SOUVENIRS
SATAN PICKS

K, I'm done.
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That was lovely.
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I like to pretend you're straight. For the sake of gays the world over.
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I'm not sure to whom you are referring... Sven, me, or Canadians in general.



Either way, stop sending me videophone pics of your weenis, I get it, it's pink and excitable.
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Sven, you're a funny little feller. I like it, it sounds like a ICP song if you put the right music to it. :wink:
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dee dee dee dee dee dee dee kicker of elves.
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Leaf wrote:pics of your weenis.
How to spot a sexually repressed individual example # 62: Use of the word "weenis".
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
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Billy's Little Trip wrote:Sven, you're a funny little feller. I like it, it sounds like a ICP song if you put the right music to it. :wink:
I thought it sounded like Built to Spill....

(hnyuk hnyuk hnyuk)
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blue wrote:dee dee dee dee dee dee dee kicker of elves.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5KOXcYem90
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Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?
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Elias_Aquarius wrote:Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?
Thank you. Finally, *someone* gets it.
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Sven wrote:
Elias_Aquarius wrote:Is it terrible that I recognize this as a parody of an Eminem song?
Thank you. Finally, *someone* gets it.
Once when we went to an amusement park when I was like, eleven, we found a burnt CD of rap and hip-hop music on the ground (with this song on it). It was pretty much me and my sister's only exposure to the genre, so needless to say, it got a good amount of turns on the five-disk player.
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