The Song Fight Bulletin Board

By Johnny Cashpoint

If you want to kill a cat
Well there is an app for that;
If you want to torch a frat
Of course there's an app for that!

Future is here and its plain to see
If these apps reached sentience,
This would count as slavery.
A computer life sentence

Say you've killed an aristocrat
'cos you took a shine to his hat -
Can you get away with that?
yep, there is an app for that!

Future is here and its plain to see
If these apps reached sentience,
this would count as slavery.
A computer life sentence

There's an App for That
(Tim Hinkle)

Can’t get enough candy
stuck into my ears
it sweetens my thoughts
and disguises my fears

they’re swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound

There's an app for that
Install it today
only nine ninety-nine
and your problems melt away

swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound
swallowed by the sound

There's an app for that
(Sweet candy in my ears)
Crush your problems flat
(My sorrow disappears)

There's An App For That
by Berkeley Social Scene

Do you want to achieve whatever you desire?
To have the means to attract what you require?
To hold the keys to the life that you want?
Grab the fortune and fame you wish to flaunt?

Just pull out your phone
You’ll be pleased to know
You can tap on your screen
And fulfill your dreams
There’s an app for that
You can download today
You can claim your place
If you give us your face
And your privacy
And your identity
You can trust when I say
Your problems will go away

Would you like to have cooler, better friends?
Don’t you want to be leading all the trends?
Lovers waiting for you, at your beck and call?
To fill the void inside you’ve gotta have it all

Just pull out your phone
You’ll be pleased to know
You can tap on your screen
And fulfill your dreams
There’s an app for that
You can download today
You can claim your place
If you give us your face
And your privacy
And your identity
You can trust when I say
Your problems will go away

Maybe you’re dying to take a break?
From all the rot and the decay?
Looking for meaning has become a chore?
You can have it delivered right to your door

Just pull out your phone
You’ll be pleased to know
You can tap on your screen
And fulfill your dreams
There’s an app for that
You can download today
You can claim your place
If you give us your face
And your privacy
And your identity
You can trust when I say
Your problems will go away