by erik » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:40 pm
I like a couple few songs this week, so here are some reviews:
Army of One: Okay, this starts off good. I'm with you up until the hardcore screamy refrainsat 0:22. I really hate hardcore screamy refrains, they are always so hard to record well, because people sound so dumb when they scream. This refrain is no exception. Okay, the vocals are too nice on this song for it to go on so long. Like, for it to go past the natural end at 2:08, the vocals have to do something. It's cheezy and hackneyed, but there needs to be some screaming on that breakdown. Oh dear, the harmonies at the end. That's not a good choice. Overall, this song is okay, but it's one of those songfight songs that would sound better if it had different words. I would like this song better if it was shorter and there was stronger vocals. This song is okay by me.
Ben Foxworthy: "Actually, I made all that up": I hate that literary device, the unnecessary lie, it seems cheap. Like starting a term paper with a definition from Webster's dictionary. This is nice enough, but it's juuuuuust enough of everything that it is. It's a little bit silly, but not silly enough. It's singalongy, but not singalongy enough. It's a bit fun, but not fun enough. Overall, sure, this song is okay, but I'm going to be rushing back to play this song again.
BigMountainFudgeCake: Okay, this is pretty rad musically, and the brevity works in its favor. The only lyric I could come up with for this song was "God hates penguins/ And I hate you" and seeing how that's pretty close to that, I like it. This one made me laugh. I like this song.
Bjam: The biggest thing going against this song is that you are singing about penguins. This song has lots of emotion painted across it, with the vocal swoops and the simple melody: the song seems to be like in the perfect range for your voice, it sounds really nice in this song. Iit seems a shame to put the word "penguins" in the song. If I heard this outside of the context of SF, I would think that you were on crack, I'd be like "Why the hell is this girl singing about penguins?" If I were you, I'd re-record the song as "God Save Nawlins" and just send it in again next week. I'd probably really like that song.
Buxtahoota: Ohman, these lyrics are loud, unemotive and reverse-engineered shoehorny (whereby you find the rhyme you want for the fourth line, then find a horrible rhyme to match for the second line). The music and vocal rhythm of this song really remind me of the song "Thing Start Moving" by the Adolescents, and by the end, it sounds like a pale imitation, and a long one to boot. I don't care for this song very much.
Carlos Wendell: Well, good job at googling "God Hates Penguins". The lyrics are clever, but never get my blood pumping. The music after the intro bit is not my cup of tea, and just seems long. This is okay, I suppose, just really not something I'm going to listen to again.
Dark Liberty: hhahahhahahahha, you are eleven. Or Andy Milonakis. The music is proficient-sounding, but forgettable, and the drums are annoying. The lyrics on this really should be the focus, it sounds like it could be a really funny song, but I can't hear the words at all. Well, the words *should* be funny. It should be one of those retardofunny songs that makes absolutely no sense. Is it? Maybe. This song, I don't care for it.
fluffy: okay, what are you doing here. Will there be a song? Ohdear, it seems not. This is very rambly. And it just throws out the supposition that God hates penguins without any sort of explanation why. This is very long for not having any real structure to the narrative. "I made them to be stupid". Okay, man, start with that. THAT makes sense. The whole thing from 4:09 on seems concise and nonrambly. And a bit funny. Until the "Okay, I gotta get home part". Parts of this were okay, but mostly not.
Humboldthead: awesome guitar tone. awesomeawesomeawesome. awwww, then it segues into standard chugchugga rapmetal lickery. This would be pretty cool in a bar. I would go see what it was about. Man, there's that guitar again. I would go see the guitar player, for sure. Here's another song that shouldn't be about penguins. The word just sticks out of the song like a bone out of a leg. This song is not bad.
Jim Tyrell: This is very well arranged and recorded. Nice balance and the song moves along at a decent place, and the chorus melody is a bit catchy. But this is too schmaltzy for me. Sounds like it would be played at a furry wedding, it seems so weird that you're singing in earnest about penguins.
Johnny Cashpoint: This song is playing too fast. The lyrics sound all smooshed together, especially since the melody doesn't have alot of jumps between the notes. Gawd, this would probably sound really cool if it was played about half as fast. Okay, what's good about this is that the chorus really makes up for any eyerolling that may be done during the verses, which is the exact opposite of some of the songs in this fight, that the eyerolling comes when they get to the chorus. Good chorus, wish you would have ended on it, like I thought you were going to. I think this is an okay recording of a good song.
LMNOP: This is fun. The chorus lyrics need to be cooler. Ohman, this is too short. Seriously, this could have gone on longer. A whole nother verse, a bridge about the good things that penguins posess, a final verse about how being a penguin might not be so bad afterall. This is a good song, with a chorus that needs some help, which deserves to be longer than it is.
Melvin: I really like this song. Yes, there is a Weezery sound to the arrangement, but there is also a Mr. T Experiencey sound to the songwriting. The verses are reminiscent of the verses to the song "I'm Like Yeah, But She's All No". The chorus, I really really like. I must really like it, because it reminds me of that damn penguin movie, which I hated, and yet I still like this. The chorus of "Marching like soldiers so brave/ Hoping that one day He'll save us" really needs to pay off more at the end. I mean, you kiiiind of do, with the whole "He'll take us to another land/We know that that's his master plan", but there's this whole theme of "Those who suffer deserve good things" which feels unresolved. I wanted some sort of pengiun-heaven where they can fly or something. It sounds so cheezy, but so does they theme of "Penguins sure have it rough" and I think you managed to sell that really well. I think the one part of the song that could be tightened up is the choice to make all four lines per stanza to be rhymes or slant-rhymes. It makes it hard to come up enough good rhymes and boxes you into lyrical corners. Overall, I really like this song and would like to hear more stuff from you. Yay you.
myvirtualband.com: Okay, this is nice enough. That first voice is loud and dry, with obvious rhymes, which is a shame because the music is kind of fun. That second voice is a bit cheezy, and mentioning poodles. These lyrics are making me roll my eyes. That's not a good thing. At the end of the song, I'm left wondering, why are you singing about penguins, I never really feel like there's any good reason to have the lyrics be about that. If you changed the lyrics that might make it better, but only if you don't make the next topic something shoehorny and weird like this one was.
On Cassette: Oh man, this is awful. I've done this too, just strummed a guitar without caring about whether I was making pretty sounding chords or not, and sung about whatever came out of my mouth. And yes, sometimes one comes up with gems like "Jennifer Looks Like a Japanese Hooker" or "Brown People and White People (Getting it On)" but alot of the time, the songs just sound like this: improvisations that lack anything truly great about them. This song, I do not like it.
Sausageboy: Sounds like Madonna's "Vogue" to me, with the verse from "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads for a chorus. But about penguins. It needs a hook, because it's all groove at this point. Which is good, up to a point, but then there's nothing to really remember about the song, and that's not a good thing. This song, it's not bad, but I don't like it.
Shovel Sitting Down: This is nice enough. The vocals sound too unexcited for me, I wanted more emotion. The lyrics are random enough to not have it seem weird that you are singing about penguins. The chorus is a bit catchy, but it doesn't sound different enough from the other parts of the song, so it kind of all blends together. This song is okay.
Special Relatives: Hmmm, this song is weird. That's all I got.