Just as Long as We're Together, reviews &c.
Sausage Boy
Like the tension set by the ascending chromatic stuff in the background, but the wall of blitty drums on top of everything kinda kills it for me.
Lost Masters
Could use more something. Unless you're going for an industrial ballad. While there's noise under your lyrics, it ain't quite enough to be music, and the lack lets your vocals down. Your drum machine/sequencer's gotta play more than just eighth notes, man. Explore!
u n c l e j i m
Heh, the opening made me anticipate Pink Floyd's "Wish you were here" coming out of the speakers. Breathe, damnit. Sing with full lungs, and stop that throat pinching tonal control. Double bass sounds just off enough to be real. Song meanders around without going anywhere.
Cash Utensils
Is this distortion-fight?

Guitar's doing something nice, but the tone is so pinched and weak that it's like it's hiding in the corner hoping daddy won't hit it again. Is there a bass in there? I think so. C'mon and hurt us, y'all. Bring them levels up.
Timmy the Tapeworm
Thought your file had glitched out. Now I know that's not the case. Oh well, coulda been interesting...
Chopped Liver Meat God
Oh yeah, the instrumental. Yeah, there's the changeup with the celste, sort of (±1:20). Good drum sound & feel. The bass & keys are doing something nice, they might do nicely with some volumey variation too, swelling in and out of the straight-eighth droney guitar, and keep the ears of the listener alert and involved. Weird christmas vibe. Good job, yo.
Rabid Garfunkel
Heh. Yeah. I'd vote for this. But I won't. Damned ethics. Thanks Paco & LOO for the votes, and sorry LOO, but that guitar
will be used again (though with less fucky compression).
Hollowbody + slide and that amp are just too much damned fun.
