Chaos vs Order

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:32 am

Chaos vs Order by Dollar Bill & the Inkpoints

Words & Music by Heuristics Inc. & Johnny Cashpoint

Vocals, piano, synth, drums - j$
Guitar, synth, drums - Hinc

Mixed & engineered by Hinc

Catherine Order's from New York, she moved to Akron from divorce
With kid in tow and OCDs for every cop eventuality
Matt Chaos brings out her nervous stammer, he's whiskey, mug shots in the slammer
His stubble has stubble, but the crooks are in trouble,
Now they’re seeing double, Akron's TV couple

1st CHORUS
Chaos & Order never agree
Except on giving out the third degree
She does it by the book, he does it by TV
But when they screen and book ‘em, will love get a look in?

Hey TV execs have I got a show for you!

Their sniffer dog has got a cold, their jive street snitch is far too old
On the streets the stakes are steep, it's murder in the Nielson Sweeps,
think cheesy gags will make it better, spell it out in giant letters
Theme tune is a winner, watch out if you’re a sinner,
But you can still watch while you’re eating your dinner

Good Cop Bad cop x4

REPEAT 1st CHORUS

2nd CHORUS: Law Enforcement's oddest couple
Antics sure to get a chuckle
Wise-cracking word to the wise, but the emmy is the ultimate prize

REPEAT 1st and 2nd CHORUS

TVsKyle · Post by **TVsKyle** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:02 am

Chaos vs. Order by TV's Kyle

Order is.
Order is dusting his living room.
Order is.
Order is sensing impending doom.
Chaos burns the place down.

Order is.
Order is stuck in a traffic jam.
Order is.
Order is changing his travel plans.
Chaos blows the car up.

Order has to make repairs.
He's not into splitting hairs.
Order cleans up all the mess.
Order's not a big success.

Chaos!
Chaos want to break stuff.
Chaos!
Chaos want to hit you.
Order ducks and covers.

Chaos!
Think you should say Chay-ohs.
Chay-ohs!
Want to eat your Cheetos.
Order buys a new bag.

Chaos want to roll around around the dirt.
Chaos want to know what underneath her skirt.
Chaos want chase squirrel in the neighbour's yard
Give Order noogie! Give Order wedgie!

Order is
Order is getting real tired of this. (Chaos bending all the silverware)
Order will
Order will make Chaos taste his fist. (Hey, what is you doing?)

Order then calculates the pressure point
That'll throw Chaos's body parts out of joint
Chaos ain't havin' that so he blocks the hit
Order takes the oppertunity to trip the git
Chaos isn't gonna take this lying down
He grabs at Order's teeth and he steals a crown
Order saw this coming so he flips a switch
and the crown explodes
And there ain't no more Chaos

Chaos is (Order)
Chaos in pieces around the room (Order rocks the hizouse)
Chaos is (Order)
Being swept up inside Order's broom (Order's gettin' jiggy)
Chaos is (Order)
In an urn above the fireplace (Order giving orders)
Chaos is (Order)
Screaming all angry from outer space (Running for the border)

Please pronounce it Chay-ohs.

Eddiebangs · Post by **Eddiebangs** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:06 pm

Chaos vs. Order by Eddiebangs

Let's point the finger who's to blame
All I can do to hide my shame
I had no clue that you were lying
How could I be so naive
You got the best of me
You got the best of me
Dying
Each night on prime time TV
Right there for the whole world to see
For the whole world to see
There ain't no easy way out
That's all I'm talking about

Puppets on parade through martial law
Start talking
Chaos vs. Order it's a draw
Stop talking
Feel the burn

You spread your message loud and clear
But I don't buy that you're sincere
I get the feeling that you're trying
To spread the social disease
Whisper morality
Double your salary
Crying
Your bleeding heart's on your sleeve
But your mentality
Is not reality

The masses shadowed in doubt
That's all I'm talking about

Anarchy reveals a fatal flaw
Start talking
Chaos vs. Order it's a draw
Stop talking
Feel the burn

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:51 pm

Chaos vs Order
Caravan Ray

Julia set the butterfly free
Her wings were beating on the turbulent water
A strange attractor is beckoning me
I’m gonna whip that chaos into order

Ba ba ba ba ba ba de da de de ba ba

My booty is hot like Mandelbrot
And I shimmy and dance like Eddie Lorenz
My booty is hot like Mandelbrot
And I shimmy and dance like Eddie Lorenz

Dave - so dark... · Post by **Dave - so dark...** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:49 pm

Order versus Chaos (Chaos vs Order)
by Hentai Kitty Death
Music: Mostly Unit M
Lyrics: Hentai Kitty Death

the skies tear open
and the stars will weep
oceans boiling over
and yet the gods still sleep

the worms twist within normality
rotting deep inside morality
i look up to where they will be
clawing down through eternity (we didn't sing this line for some reason)

all my life, i've been reviled
hopeless dreams have been defiled
memories never reconciled
order versus chaos, this is god's last child

as i walk through the battlefield
stars die as i watch worlds collide
i see through reality
order versus chaos, sick mortality

memories fade
unto heresy
stars now shine
upon a dead sea
forgotten dreams
surface endlessly
in a time when
the gods have ceased to be

all my life, i've been reviled
my worthless hopes have been defiled (though we sung worthless hopes as hopeless hopes. which amuses both of us more than it should)
memories never reconciled
order versus chaos, this is god's last child

as i walk through the battlefield
stars die as i watch worlds collide
i see through reality
order versus chaos, sick mortality