Welcome Home, Frank

[Mike Lamb]

If you can steal my lyrics between now and 10am, you win.

Kasper's Welcome Home, Frank:

welcome home, frank, that's what the woman said
walked in from the war, damn it i can't take no more

got no energy, can't barely raise my glass
i'm on a one way street, i can't seem to make ends meet

welcome home, to misery and frustration
welcome ho-oh-me
welcome home to a life you wish you never led oh-ohh
welcome ho-oh-oh-me

welcome home, frank. that's what the voices said
walked in through the door, i won't take it anymore

got a 6-gun pass, fear light and drawn out gasp
gone down a one way street, can't wake up from this cold sleep

[solo]

and oh-oh won't you tow me past the breakers
woah-oh-oh-oh
and every night i lay silent as the bottle listens
woah-oh-oh-oh

[Ratt Poizon]

Welcome home Frank

Frank,
Where have you been, what have you seen?
Did the Pools all have chlorine?
What was the price of gas?

Frank,
Welcome home, where's my cat?
Can you come inside to chat?
nothing comes to mind.

(alright now)

Frank,
How was the heat, you dead beat?
did you stop and get some meat?
did you bring me some back?

Frank,
What were you talking about?
did you stop and catch a trout?
mother fucker.

(did you bring me some meat?)

[jast]

Welcome Home, Frank by Jan Krüger (fast lane writing and production dept.)

We're glad to have you back, now you've been freed after all these years
Sure, you were off the track, but don't fret, just change careers
Things have changed since you've been gone, thievery has been redefined
Copying music is now wrong, but ruin your company and they won't mind
You'll even get a compensation for looking so kind

Welcome home, Frank
All the world's a bank
Let's go and rob them blind
Yes, we're old now
But let's be bold now
Life can be so kind
Now that we're managers, who knows what we will find

Who cares
About a few shares
Economy, in reality
Always ends with "me"
There is no "them"
In economy

[TVsKyle]

Welcome Home, Frank By TV's Kyle

Well, some stuff's gone down since you have been gone
Like that gaping hole that's in our front lawn.
Welcome home, Frank.
Welcome home.

No I can't explain all the clowns in the back
If he was still alive, I'd tell Robert Stack.
Welcome home, Frank.
Welcome home.

To answer your question, yes you can leave me alone for five minutes.
How can you say I'm to blame for all this. That's an awful way for you to spin it.

There's a skeleton in your dresser drawer.
I removed it once, but it's back for more
And the chupacabra in the doorway
Just came over for a cup of sugar. (Don't sweat that.)

There's some marmalade on your PS3.
On the plus side, I'd rather have a Wii.

Welcome home, Frank
Welcome home.

I can see in your eyes you're a touch unnerved. I can't blame you for that.
But don't take your problems out on me. Stop the rug-burning stat. Ow.

I think that I'm going to take my leave until you simmer down.
I won't be abused by your pitiful face. You are killing me with that frown.

The neighbor kid ate up all our food.
I informed him in writing that it was rude.

Welcome home, Frank.
Welcome home.

The lemur and the llama who are bothering your momma
They've come over for the drama and to eat all your bananas

Not my fault, Frank.
Welcome home.
Welcome home, Frank.
Welcome home.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Welcome Home, Frank - Paco del Stinko

They said you were burned alive, I always knew better than that
They didn't see how hard you tried, because all of their souls are black
I was there when you cried, before the awful attack
I saw you take your bride, and then I heard the timbers crack
But one day I knew I'd say

Welcome home, Frank (welcome home)

Just what happened at the lake, only two people know
Sometimes when you give you take, sometimes it doesn't float
I understood why they'd break, why you had to go
People can't release the hate, and it just goes to show
But one day I knew I'd say

Welcome home, Frank (welcome home)

I didn't make you - but I helped break you
I won't forsake you and I won't betray you
I only open my arms

People did not want to hear, what you had to say
They strike out when they feel fear, driving the source away
But I heard you loud and clear, and I saw the shades of grey
I knew that you'd re-appear, I know that you're not afraid
And one day I knew I'd say

Welcome home, Frank (welcome home)

[Erin&Tash]

WELCOME HOME FRANK (Hope this makes sense)

Just 'cause I WON'T sleep in your bed doesn't mean that I WON'T give you head
Just 'cause I sleep in your bed doesn't mean that I will give you head
I'd like to If you ask me to I'd like that very much
I'd hate to If you ask me to I'd hate that very much

and even when you're far away
it's FROM your heart that mine will STRAY
it's WITH your heart that mine will STAY
I think about you all the time
and when I do I touch MYSELF
and when I touch MY HEART

and ponder how long you've been gone
it ALWAYS/NEVER really turns me on
to think that one day you could do me wrong

some girls WANT MEN TO COMMIT
Some girls SAY MEN WON'T COMMIT
not me I'm busy SUCKING DICK
not me, I'm busy STACKING BRICKS
EACH ONE MY WAY OF SAYING I DON'T NEED YOU
MY WALL OF LOVE I'M BUILDING UP FOR YOU

and when you ring me late at night I hope
it's JUST/NOT to be polite
'cause really,
ALL MY DREAMS ARE DREAMT FOR YOU
YOU'RE IN BED WITH SOMEONE NEW ( YOU HARDLY KNOW)
please wont you take me with an EMPTY TANK/FULL UP TANK
IT'S LIKE THE MOST EROTIC SPANK
LETS STOP AT THE BABY BANK
oh Frank I'd like to welcome you home!

welcome home!
Have you missed me?
like the THOUSAND GIRLS YOU missed before
like the GIRLS YOU NEVER missed before
Oh yes I got the flowers but your silence it MEANT SO MUCH MORE/WAS SUCH A BORE
please NEVER/ALWAYS call me darling,
I ADORE/ABHORE it when you treat me like a whore

Do you love me do you love me not?
Well, I prefer THE LATTER/ FIRST ONE
and even if I'm LOSING/GAINING weight
please tell me that I'm FATTER/THINNER
thinking lately you might leave me [
color=#0000FF]MAKES MY HEART GO PITTER PATTER[/color]/
SO I'VE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER
yes indeed!


You've been travelin' for so long it seems
just like the most STUPENDOUS/HORRENDOUS dream
I DO NOT WANT/CANNOT WAIT to see you
I hope your train GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE/ GETS IN ON TIME

I know sometimes your mind must stray
and if it does please gently say
SHE'S NOT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND / I LOVE MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND
NEVER HAS NEVER WILL BE
ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL

and as you're steppin off that train
please FUCK/TIP the stewardess
FORGET/CALL my name
'cause Frank I WONT/WILL be welcoming you home!

Welcome home!
have you missed me?
LIKE I REALLY GIVE A DAMN!
I'D LIKE TO KNOW JUST WHERE I STAND

Oh yes I got the flowers
BUT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE MY MAN
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE MY MAN
please NEVER/ALWAYS call me darling,
I ADORE/ABHORE it when you treat me like a whore

Do you love me do you love me not?
Well, I prefer THE LATTER/ FIRST ONE
and even if I'm LOSING/GAINING weight
please tell me that I'm FATTER/THINNER
thinking lately you might leave me MAKES MY HEART GO PITTER PATTER/
SO I'VE MADE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER
yes indeed!
I HAVE
I REALLY HAVE INDEED!

(cymbal)

[The Weakest Suit]

Song Fight Song 096
Welcome Home, Frank

I don’t need a crystal ball to tell me your work sucks; I can see it plain on every line in your face
And I don’t need a map of the world to know that your life sucks; all I need to do is get a good look at your place and see
There’s nobody there who cares, who cares at all
To see there’s nobody there when life is unfair to say

Welcome home, Frank, how was your day? Come on
Sit down, let’s talk about it
Any pleasures or pains you’d like to relate? You know
We can get through it together
We can get through anything together

And I don’t understand how you can keep going, knowing that an empty apartment is your nightly fate
I don’t for the life of me see how you can keep growing older and older alone, is it too late to find
Someone who’s there who cares, who cares at all
Find someone who’s there when life is unfair to say

Welcome home, Frank, how was your day? Come on
Sit down, let’s talk about it
Any pleasures or pains you’d like to relate? You know
We can get through it together
We can get through anything together

Girl, let’s be frank, I was Frank before I met you and it almost did me in
Girl, let’s be frank, I was Frank before I met you and I’m damn lucky you’re in my life to stay, and say

Welcome home, Frank, how was your day? Come on
Sit down, let’s talk about it
Any pleasures or pains you’d like to relate? You know
We can get through it together
We can get through anything together

© 2009 Weakest Suit Songs