Fightmaster Mailbag

[Spud]

Thought you guys might get a kick out of some of the stuff that comes into the Fightmaster mailbox.
Spam, weird entries, etc I will post these here when I get a funny or interesting one. Here's the first:

Dear Client.
The reason you are receiving this notification is because we, LYCOS SEGUROS. S.A. MADRID, has been
selected to act as your claims agent in the retrieval of your winning claim, in the recently released European Lottery
Guild Sweepstake.Please Fill out the attached form correctly, and send it either by e-mail or fax back to our
office for process.

Congratulations

Mr Lorenzo R vernandez

[Billy's Little Trip]

So did you send it?

[Spud]

To send it, I would have to open it. I'm not going to do that, even if the spammer had remembered to attach it, which he didn't.

SPUD

[Spud]

This from a valid songfighter email address:

Hey whats up partner my friend showed me this fantastic article it made my life turn from a lot of stress to almost a dream come true

Im averaging $8,000 /each month by setting up an online program and letting it run automatically and there were no risks in getting the kit which is about $2 for shipping

<url redacted for you protection>

Sign up and start earning today

your partner
Mike

[rone rivendale]

Who would do such a thing?

[roymond]

Who would do such a thing?

Really! I bet you could at least get $10 for that.


(wasn't from me, was it?)

[Spud]

Need 75,000 dentists?

USA Dentist data available
-75,000 emails
-Full Name, Physical address, phone, fax, etc..
-Can be used for marketing
-100% optin

Please reply for details and to get a sample file.

TO be deleted from our mailings just reply with quit in the subject field

[Niveous]

Didn't 75,000 Dentists win the Driving fight back in the day?

[chocolatechips]

75,000 Dentists is a pretty cool band name. Maybe I'll use it for my noise rock side side project.

[Spud]

See, this thread is helping people already.

[Caravan Ray]

I believe Mr Lorenzo R Vernandez is considering entering Nur Ein

[Spud]

Anybody need any links? My pal will hook you up...

Hi Again,

It's a 3-way link swap with your website http://www.songfight.org. I'll give you two links in exchange for one from you.

3-way linking is a very effective link building strategy. Since you're getting the links from third party websites, they appear totally natural to search engines. Such inbound links help your website rank higher in Google and other search engines.

Visit <url redacted> to submit your website.

Thanks,
Sophia Jackson

Founder & CEO, <company name redacted>

[irwin]

A 3-way you say? Well then...

[Spud]

Hey JB, what do you think?

I wanted to know if you had interest in getting a professional website for only 9.95 per month with no setup fee?

I can build you a custom website at no charge and give you online tools specifically designed for running your organization. Whether you have an existing site or if this is the first for your organization, I've helped build websites for thousands of nonprofits for over 10 years. Your monthly fee includes our advanced content management system to control the entire site, an online donations system to raise more funds online, contact management, and so many other features.

Please let me know if you have any questions or if you would like to get started.

Thank you,

Michelle Barnett
Nonprofit Website Specialist

[Spud]

I love it when they forget to tell you what they are pitching... "this business"? No thanks, Dear.

Attention Dear,

I sent the first email to you from Sierra Leone , but it came back undelivered and I wonder the reason, but counted that as a network problem. Presently I am now in South Africa to be able to meet with you face to face to discuss this business with you. I was in the Airport Hotel but just moved to another Hotel because of security reasons. I am willing to discuss this with you in person as we meet, and I hope you will be satisfied with the mutual benefit. I will send you more details when you contact me with your phone number. Or can call you as soon as I get your update with phone numbers. Hope to hear from you

Best Regards

Mr. Johnson Mark.J

[Niveous]

But Spud,

Johnson is offering you mutual benefits. Why wouldn't you send your phone number for a chance at Johnson's mutual benefits?

[Caravan Ray]

Never turn down a Johnson with mutual benefits

[Spud]

Well, CR, I am pretty sure that you right that I would get screwed...

[Spud]

Are you interested to Buy Gold Dust,

I am contacting you for a contract on GOLD DUST and GOLD BARS, There is bulk of gold dust for sell to interested buyers, Our office in Abidjan is representing all the 9 local mining communities for selling their gold dust and bars. We invite any interested buyer to visit our company and mines to see the quantity available and go to refinery to inspect the quality before making agreement and exporting of the gold dust to your destination.

1. Gold Dust
2. 22 Carat plus and Purity 96%
3. $30,500 USD for one Kg. Bush price
4. 2500 kilos available
5. 650 kgs Reserve for shipment now
Origin: Cote D'Ivoire.

Commodity: Aurum Utallum
1. Form: Gold Bar
2. Purity: 92.4 % like minimum value 96.6% like maximum value
3. Price: $32,500 USD for one kg
4. Quantity Available 950 kg
5. 650 kgs Reserved for shipment now
Origin: Cote d’Ivoire

DECLARATION: We hereby declare the above information to be true and correct to the best of our knowledge and this offer is being made without prejudice.

Regards.

Mr. Donald Clark

[Spud]

A new angle...
DIEU a tant aimé le monde en nous envoyant son fils bien aimé afin que tout le monde puisse croire en lui. En effet je suis Marie-france Giraud veuve d'origine canadienne actuellement à Londres vu mon état de santé très très indisposée,sans enfant. Je vous contact juste pour mettre des moyens a votre disposition pour venir en aide aux enfants. J'avais gardé mon capital dans une Banque. Je vous prie beaucoup beaucoup d'accepter ce fond pour venir en aide aux enfants qui en ont besoin de soutien ou bien pour la construction d'un centre d’accueil que j'ai tant souhaité. Veuillez beaucoup accepter mon offre qui viens du cœur tout en me contactant a mon adresse personnel: giraudmariefrance@live.fr Que Dieu vous Bénisse

[rone rivendale]

The French piggy went oui oui oui all the way home.

[inevitableguy]

So, I Google-translated this to English, then to Turkish, then to Latvian, and back to English:

God so loved the world that anyone believed him, so he sent his beloved son. Indeed, Canada is currently based in London, I am a widow Marie-France Giraud am very, very bad for my health, I saw no children. I have to put tools at your disposal to help children tap only. I took my capital in the bank. Help children in need of support, to provide shelter or so I wanted to take it, is very much in the background. Contact me at the heart of my personal all put up my proposal: giraudmariefrance@live.fr God bless you

I will repeat, "Indeed, Canada is currently based in London."

I challenge all of you to use this line in your next entry.