Toddlerfight!

[EightLeggedOedipus]

Hyper Active Doughnuts
by Hell's Rejects (Mbeanis N. Alzin and Jay Patty)
(C) 1991 Pure Greed Records

Life's a bowl of fruit loops
And my dog wet the bed
I find salts yellow and dry now
And images swirl in my head

Tugboats bring communism
Zebu's rule the candy shop
Marijuana used as spark plugs
Falling frogs from utopia

Cha cha cha

Condoms cover ice cream cones
Urine splatters the ferns
And tampons are used as bullets
And watch a handsome fellow burn

[EightLeggedOedipus]

Something Smells
by The Empire of Desire (Mbeanis N. Alzin and TED)
(C) 1986 Pure Greed Records

Something smells
Smells like you
Smells like your
-- smelly poo

Something smells
Smells like fish
Smells like a dead fish
That went squish

Something smells, oh something, something, something smells

Something smells
Not like me
Smells like you
--- when you pee

Something smells
Smells like a mutt
Smells like the air
That came out of its butt

Something smells, oh something, something, something smells

Something smells
Smells like poo inside
Smells like a toilet
--- the poo's dried

Something smells
It's giving me the willies
Smells like bums
Smells like hillbillies

Something smells, oh something, something, something smells

Something smells
It smells so bad I'm dying
It's get worse
I'm not lying

Something smells
It's getting me chilled
I think I'm gonna die
It's getting me killed

Something smells, oh something, something, something smells