Kick Start -Tex Beaumont & the Dirty Hearts Maueen McCormack Elizabeth Montgomery Barbara Feldon Barbara Eden Donna Douglas in her rope-belt jeans La la la Liza Goddard Sally Field in a wimple or with a malibu Hooterville's Eva Gabor and oh so many more like Daphne from Scooby Doo They all resid...

Projected Dates are as follows: Round Zero: Sunday April 27th to Monday May 5th Round One: Monday May 5th to Tuesday May 13th Round Two: Tuesday May 13th to Wednesday May 21st Round Three: Wednesday May 21st to Thursday May 29th Round Four: Thursday May 29th to Friday June 6th Round Five: Friday Ju...

JJJ radio in Australia is having a competition to remix The Prayer by The Bloc Party. All the tracks and stuff can be downloaded from here: http://www.triplejunearthed.com/competitions/default.aspx?TripleJCompetitionId=52 I've never done this sort of thing - so I'll have a go (just remembered I forg...

roymond wrote: QotD: Dr. Strangelove, most any Audrey Hepburn or Bogart flick.

Agree on the Dr Stangelove and Bogart. Maybe not any Audry flick - but she circa. Breakfast at Tiffanys would certaintly be on my laminated list (from another QOTD)

mo wrote: low guitar notes as basslines

I used low guitar notes as a bass line - can I come back in?

(...actually, cancel that - I would really hate doing a 6 minute song. I will vote for whoever submits 6 x 1 minute songs with the same title)

Hooray!!!

I'm free!!!!

Thank you linesmen. Thank you ball boys.

See you next year

The Thing Most Easily Forgotten Tex Beaumont & The Dirty Hearts You had a Screaming Orgasm while I drank a beer Then you finished off your cocktail and said let’s get out of here But first we danced to Nickelback, ‘cos they’re your favourite band And I saw a tiny butterfly tattooed on your righ...

:lol: I scrape in yet again! At least this year I have things the right way around. Last year I did good songs in the first 2 rounds - then they got progressively weaker. This year I started with some pretty crappy stuff - but at least I feel my songs are getting progressively better each week. I li...

Gee Ray, that sucks

fluffy wrote:Butbutbut they were prosthetic testicles. How can that be awkward?

The whole scrotal area can feel quite tender for some time after the surgery.

Sorted.

No One Else Tex Beaumont & The Dirty Hearts Gather round lads, let me tell you a story I know that it is sad, don’t know if it is true The mill boys sing of a woman from Babinda Who could swing a cane knife just like the gun cutters do And when she’d swing she’d sing with a voice as clear as th...

OK, what I want to know is - when the judges said "Use a guest singer", why did Ross Durand's brain go... Ding! - I'll ask Smalltown Mike! , whereas my brain went... Ding! - I'll ask Sausage Boy! I mean, no offence Sausage Boy - I love your work, and nobody can bring the incidental swearin...

The Sober Irishman wrote:IM FUNKCIN DRUNK

He's oxymoronic even when he isn't.

Tex Beaumont's Choir of Lost Souls is taking shape nicely. Mr Lostman and Cynthia Size, your contributions are just the ticket - this is going to be interesting! Still awaiting input from 2 more choir members - meanwhile the mixing and slicing and dicing is ongoing. Any of you who were counting on ...

I've heard a rumour next weeks titles will be:

Bohemian Rhapsody
Smells Like Teen Spirit, and
Hey Ya

Stupid titles. You could only get joke novelty songs out of those.

sausage boy wrote: legal limitations that also prevent us from spawning.

Marrying your sister is illegal in SA now is it!?! Never mind, you can always move to Tassie.

Niveous wrote:IMPORTANT NUR EIN NEWS:

Due to the Memorial Day Weekend, the jury feels the need for an extension on this round. The songs will be due on the 29th at the regular time!

Do we get the same deal for the Queen's Birthday Weekend in 2 weeks time?

STATE OF EMERGENCY Tex Beaumont & The Dirty Hearts (featuring The Choir of Lost Souls: - Mr Lostman, Cynthia Size, Eclectic Spoons, Sausage Boy and Rabid Garfunkel) If you feel the need for something to inspire you Fuel your body with alcohol and set this town on fire Set this town on fire Set t...

Tex Beaumont's Choir of Lost Souls is taking shape nicely. Mr Lostman and Cynthia Size, your contributions are just the ticket - this is going to be interesting! Still awaiting input from 2 more choir members - meanwhile the mixing and slicing and dicing is ongoing. Any of you who were counting on ...

My first concert was The Caveat Emptour with The Fauves, Regurgitator and TISM. Ron Hitler stole my hat that night. . I remember seeing TISM and The Gurge together at Brizzy Festival Hall, many years ago. It must have been the same tour. The wonderful Festival Hall is now gone - pulled down by deve...