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by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:20 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Get Out Your Telescope For The (Gamma-Ray Burst Reviews)
Replies: 12
Views: 658

Re: Get Out Your Telescope For The (Gamma-Ray Burst Reviews)

Well, someone out there is a real sweetheart. Or perhaps sweatheart is more accurate.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: X-Ray Specs
Replies: 4
Views: 232

X-Ray Specs

X-Ray Specs by WreckdoM I got a pair of X-Ray Specs I can see the bones in my hand I can see the bone in your pants I can see everybody's rash X-Ray Specs Back of a magazine X-Ray Specs Plus Shipping & handling X-Ray Specs Two proofs of purchasing X-Ray Specs %100 percent guarantee More! I need ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)
Replies: 9
Views: 452

Re: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)

We got together Yesterday and wrapped up an entry I am very, very pleased with, I think ya'll will like it, too.

Did not mean to be disrespectful in my presumptuousness, if late entries are a headache we can work harder at getting in before the deadline in the future.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)
Replies: 9
Views: 452

Re: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)

We were counting on a little wiggle room and planning on submitting tomorrow. Is that too late? If so we can mix down what we have and send it in shortly.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:06 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Dot Dot Dot
Replies: 6
Views: 372

Dot Dot Dot

Dot Dot Dot by WreckdoM I repeat myself, I repeat everything I repeat myself, I repeat everything Love doesn't mean everything to me Love doesn't mean everything to me I repeat myself, I repeat everything Standing on the corner Propositioning Supporters Under a street sign Flame broiled prime time I...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:49 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Until it Happens to You
Replies: 10
Views: 498

Until it Happens to You

Until it Happens to You by WreckdoM I sharted my pants at the liquor store, I couldn't leave because I hadn't checked out. What can you do? Shart Shark, Shart Shark Attack! What can you do? Shart Shark, Shart Shark Attack! I sharted my pants on the tennis court, I played my last round with a foamy j...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:36 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Lazy Boy
Replies: 6
Views: 366

Lazy Boy

Lazy Boy by WreckdoM Birds live in my hair, Mold in my underwear, My bathrobe is stiff and smells like ham. All day I watch TV, Filling bottles with my pee, Within my every crevice there is jam. I should take a bath, Start working on my abs, So I look good down at the dancing club. I ought to buy a ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Our Forfeited Friends
Replies: 2
Views: 198

Our Forfeited Friends

Our Forfeited Friends by WreckdoM I didn't go over and I didn't go over again. My arms are tired from all the hugging. I didn't go over and I didn't go over again. My palm is sore from all the high fives. I didn't go over and I didn't go over again. No time to drink in between the toasting. I didn't...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:14 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 4221

Dark All Day

Thanks for the encouragement, Lunkhead! As for Josh, I should probably thank him, he prepared me, over the following years we would get way more irritating input from other folks. He was a likable super villain. Dark All Day - Don't remember much about the creative process, I know those corridor sou...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 4221

I am Tempted

I am Tempted - At the start of James Brown's Make It Funky James is asked by Bobby what he'll play next, and he replies "I don't know, but it's got to be funky". So here we are aping that for our funk endeavor, a genre I thought was going to go over really well. Does not really come toget...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:12 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 4221

Left/Right

Wow, has it really been 3 1/2 years since I last submitted in this thing? Well, life catches up with you. When we decided to try for a run of submissions this year (mission accomplished, btw) I kept telling myself I'd get back to this, so here goes. Left/Right - You'll notice we didn't win with this...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:59 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I Don't Like Crowds
Replies: 3
Views: 301

I Don't Like Crowds

I Don't Like Crowds by WreckdoM Like to do my shopping online Nobody cramps my style No salesperson picking my mind No lugging my purse around No changing rooms, no screaming kids, No parking lots, no panic fits Don't touch me, don't touch me, do not touch me I listen to tunes inside my home Skip so...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:58 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Flamethrower
Replies: 3
Views: 338

Flamethrower

Flamethrower by WreckdoM I see you marching in the street with your Tiki Torches Talking about how you control the world Well I'm sick of that shit and I got a flamethower Gonna send you to the lord you swear is backing you up You gonna burn, and you gonna burn You're all gonna be on fire He's gonna...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:23 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Darling, You're Strange
Replies: 2
Views: 276

Darling, You're Strange

Darling, You're Strange by WreckdoM I like the way one of your eyes is bigger than the other and a totally different color I like that you listen to static on your car stereo on elaborate road trips to crematoriums I like that you dye your hair the same color it already is I like that you save your ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: The People's Republic
Replies: 5
Views: 433

The People's Republic

The People's Republic by WreckdoM The People's Republic of Hair We want Gel We want mousse We want a lot of combs in blue juice The People's Republic of squirrels We want nuts We want trees We want holes in the trees for our nuts Give us what we want Give us what we want Give us what we want Give us...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:53 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: *Hits The Snooze Button* (It Was Incredible To Be There Reviews)
Replies: 12
Views: 1215

Re: *Hits The Snooze Button* (It Was Incredible To Be There Reviews)

Much appreciated sir, many thanks! And since people will get to hear it I'd like to clarify we wrote this song before Hurricane Harvey struck, and the similarities between our song and real events is an unfortunate coincidence.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:24 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: *Hits The Snooze Button* (It Was Incredible To Be There Reviews)
Replies: 12
Views: 1215

Re: *Hits The Snooze Button* (It Was Incredible To Be There Reviews)

We sent a late entry, any chance we could be included?
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:05 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Kiss It All Goodbye
Replies: 4
Views: 420

Kiss It All Goodbye

Kiss It All Goodbye by WreckdoM Fancy clothes, diamond rings Fancy car, leather seats Fancy girls on each arm One is exotic, One is blonde Golden toilet, Golden sink Everything golden, Everything clean Life is tanning, Life is cake Hitting the greens every single day Kiss it Goodbye Kiss it Goodbye ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:56 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Oh No, Vertigo!
Replies: 5
Views: 505

Oh No, Vertigo!

Oh No, Vertigo! by WreckdoM It's soft outside, Everything's creamy Everything's dreamy Time to ride the shine It's puft out here The moist is clear The ghost wind chears The river runs beer Oh No! Am I contused? Oh No! Am I confused? Oh No! Am I nervous? Oh No! Am I nauseous? Oh No! Am I thinking? O...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: There Was Lasers
Replies: 3
Views: 421

There Was Lasers

There Was Lasers by WreckdoM There's lasers in my pants Watch your hands! You'll get lasers on your hands if you Touch my pants Touch my pants Touch my pants There's lasers in my tits Watch your nips! If you hug me do not rub me Tit to tit Tit to tit Tit to tit There was lasers in my home when I was...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:29 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Bone Saw
Replies: 4
Views: 512

Bone Saw

Bone Saw by WreckdoM Hello, I'm the bone saw I'm the baddest mother scratcher you ever saw Cut open your chest and remove your heart There's only one piece, why you take it apart? Suck the brain right out of your skull How am I going to listen to Jethro Tull? Bone Saw Hello, I'm the bone saw Big reb...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon May 22, 2017 8:11 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Cassini
Replies: 5
Views: 584

Cassini

Cassini by WreckdoM I want my baby to kill some people I want my baby to kill some people I want my baby to kill some other babies Those other babies drive Daddy crazy Kill those people baby, make Daddy proud How many people, baby? Let's find out! I want my baby to grow up and kill some people I wan...

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