How can you steal a lyric and not use what is clearly the runaway best line (in this instance 'I'm the Spiderman of the blues')? i am worried that Lyricburglar's standards are slipping lower than ever. Damn right 'I'm the Spiderman of the blues' is the runaway best line - exactly why I left it alon...

Everybody Calm Down Lyrics by MC Eric B, Jeff Robertson and Lyricburglar Drivers on the road suddenly filled with rage poking poking with a stick like a lion in a cage Waiting for a table standing in a line all the stress and anger an emotional land mine I see it in their faces and feel it in the a...

Well I see that two of my favourite victims have posted their lyrics early again!

MCEricB and Jeff Robertson - you have BOTH been burgled!

MC Eric B wrote:It usually takes me 1-2 hours of vocal retakes and edits just to submit a song that you guys totally trash, so I don't think submitting a live version is an option for me at this point. But, I will submit a studio version.

MC Eric B - you have been burgled!

Thank God For Memphis - by MC Eric B When I was a boy I ran all over this town there was a fire in my eyes nothing could slow me down In the Mississippi River on those hot summer days I let the beauty of the South wash all my cares away Barbeques, picnics and hot apple pies going to the church on S...

Jeff Fal and I will do a session on the proper techniques for drunken rock yelling. I would happily volunteer to be Exhibit "A" for this presentation, though the probability at this point in time of my attending is looking very low. EDIT: BTW - this is Caravan Ray who has foolishly logged...

nyjm - If you do a cover version, let me know the url. I would love to hear it. I agree, I think somebody else could do it much better version of the song than I did. My talent is in writing songs, not performing them. ----------------------------------- nyjm wrote: conclusion: i'll probably cover ...

Gray Rainbow by spOOn Sequenced beyond nightmares Barricaded by our dreams Afraid to ask the question What does this mean What does this mean ah Ah ah ah ah Jesus, lord and savior Why are you not here? As your children suffer Ah ah ah ah The horror of living Year after year Year after year ah And t...

I'm in - with a set of stolen lyrics.

spOOn - you have been burgled!

You want me to sort him out Reggie?

That pretty boy will look mighty fine with a genuine "Dirty Sanchez" brown moustache.

Bjam wrote:Caravan Ray has three accounts yet he is one person.

Caravan Ray's mind is old and feeble. He needs several identities because he forgets his passwords and locks himself out of his accounts. I wouldn't be surprised if about 95% of all registered users are actually Caravan Ray.

Clarification: America is NOT a Democracy... it is a REPUBLIC. (NB: America is actually part of the name of 2 continents. I'll assume you are referring to the USA) err...do you realise those terms aren't mutually exclusive? The USA is a democracy - it just doesn't appear to be a very good one

fodroy wrote:bjam, you're essentially chatting and hanging out with creepy old men.

Don't believe Bjam's "I'm a 16-year-old girl" crap.

She's a 45-year-old Federal policeman with a beer-gut trying to entrap us all...and I'm not going to fall for that again

hey - maybe he's got a point. After all, the introduction of democracy has done wonderful things for Iraq

Tex Beaumont tells me he will have a song ready for this

I'm in "Peppermint Patty" - with some help from Vladimir Nabokov. Am I the only one slightly disturbed by this? ;) No...nothing suss. It started life as a Tex Beaumont bubblegum-pop number, but things went a bit wrong... ...anyway, I don't think it requires a JoSG* rating (*Jim of Seattle...

I'm in "Peppermint Patty" - with some help from Vladimir Nabokov.

Keep the beard - it's fine.

It's the rest of your head that is offensive - cut it off.

Cheers Stuey - don't stay away too long, though I can also appreciate that real life can really cut into one's time (stupid real life...)

...though I do intentend to drag you back at some stage with that collaboration you suggested

Yes - what's the word on a date for this. Things are starting to swing back in favour of me taking a holiday in California in August this year - so I'm starting to shape up as a definite possible starter.

I may even bring Tex Beaumont with me - he's keen to check out some Californian vineyards.

Hoblit wrote:To me this is like the large pink elephant in the room.

Ha - I've never heard that "Pink elephant" analogy before - that's very good!