You ever hear a song (by a songfighter/signed artist/whatever) which makes you think "MAN, I would LOVE to hear _____ do a cover of that!"? I'll start. I'd love to hear Jute Gyte do a cover of Candy-O by the Cars. I'd love to hear HisNameIsDan do a cover of Devil's Haircut by Beck I'd love...

Here I sit with an abscess tooth Trying to antibioticate the root Scalding liquid feces shoot Every time I try to poop. Stomach lurching, jaw inflamed Lack of dental benefits to blame Soon the pus and fluids will drain A sickening, toxic soup Hey, but at least I have this place to pass the time, rig...