If you try to get everything right you won’t get anything out. You should be able to send him an MP3 to record to. His DAW will automatically convert on import— I don’t know of a DAW that doesn’t. Then he can send you the drum tracks as separate tracks, WAV files, via Dropbox. You can even give him ...

Yaks: 1. We are all in a Slack channel together 2. We make a Google Doc for lyrics and everybody takes stabs at editing it if they are inspired to, mostly Ken starts a draft 3. To a Google Drive, or Dropbox folder, somebody uploads a sketch of a song and takes a casual poll of who might be up for cr...

Don’t mess with the best

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Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:28 pm

Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a drummer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four

Depends how you cook the drummer

Mmmmmmkmmmmmmmmmmyum

Ffs jfc wtf fml.

Oh there’s that time when all the sparks flew out of their chimney and burned all the crops Or when they got snowed in the whole way up to the ROOF and don’t get me started on the little asshole Nellie or that simpering limp noodle Albert. I watched it and haaaated every minute. But it was either th...

I mean, Little House went from 74-83, according to IMDB, so I was 2-11. Star Wars was in 77, basically marking the start of my remembering things. I’m sure on airdate or in reruns I watched most of the 204 episodes of Little House. I have a visceral memory of the scene where Mary comes out of her ro...

NeurodivergentEveryOne I assume this is exactly the way you want it to be. It’s not aggravating, but it’s not super interesting. Best listened to while: loading and unloading a dishwasher The Gross Tones Kinda muffled. The vocals have a little bit of Blind Melon sound in the doubling, crossed with ...

Face Down Yaks of the Industry We survived isolation for this A brand new start, a first kiss I start to think and reminisce Finally more hit than miss Do you want to touch the sky You and me together getting high I wanna get down, get down with you I wanna go down, face down for you It's like I’ve...

A couple lines hint at it; is this from the POV of solar radiation? Or was that not an intended implication? I like that take! That's the POV it's from now! But seriously, originally it was from the POV of Skynet, from the famous "Terminator" series of films. The specific clues are: Termi...

those are ridiculous

What a great song!

Paco of the Stinkopolous (I hope I get better at these) That ride tho. Does that say the first cheese is the sharpest? I like that. Ha. Nice little guitar solo. I do not understand how the first bullseye could miss the target. Wouldn't mind a dynamic change, though I kinda do like the new vibe near...

I mean, yes if it's intentional, but I also might not like it so I guess I assume you're ok with that. Why wouldn't you be? Unless you hoped I would be, in which case, uh, sorry? I think something that bothers me more is being too slavish to a melodic rhythm at the expense of natural-sounding prosod...

What’s your pizza method?

I like the “brown the bottom on the stovetop then add sauce and toppings then broil the top to brown it and melt the cheese” method.

The First Million is the Hardest , by The John Benjamin Band lyrics by JB + Ken The ugly suit I sent you in Is 100% real human skin This is how we’re going to set things right How we burn them all, set them alight The first million is the hardest They’re only human, they’re gonna die regardless The...

I don’t want a pickle

Wow so that challenge was bunk after all. Jeez you guys we coulda done a god damn pop song

Material Change by The JBB How long has it been Since we heard that again The old refrain Things were better then Things were better then We were united then One nation under god The god of white men You think I’m dumb I’m a suma cum It’s a zero sum And who’s got the guns? It’s a zero sum I’m a suck...

@owl would my "New Planet" have fulfilled this brief? Bass and arpeggios were constructed from sampled 2-liter bottles blown Other noises include the old goblet rim, a hard drive clip tapped on a desk, some kind of crunchy thing, and other various non-instrument instruments. Basically, are...

June Moon Elks of the Economy Midnight Summer Sex Rites are Sexy Now is the time to gather When she is ripe and heavy The moon so close to the earth She is oh so ready Ever higher and brighter In the sky just above the horizon This is the time when flowers bloom In the night This is the time of abun...