I saw her pop them out at the theatre a few years ago. With something like that it's always better live.

I'm intending to fly over for this, hopefully participating in some capacity. Last year was a bit too far afield. The hostel's got a pretty good rating on hostelbookers.com so may have to check that out. A baseball game would be the nuts. I'm going to try and stay up for a bit of the superbowl to ge...

So, my question is, ermm, does anyone care? It's a pretty sweet business deal for a semi-retired male model/footballer/marketing man's dream to make a cool $250m playing "soccer". Unfortunately he's lost all credibility as a sportsman in the process. On the plus side, his wife will be seve...

Greetings of the season to songfighter type people. Next year I hope to submit songs again and hopefully travel across the ocean to wherever the live event happens to be.

M Funker.

I will shortly be growing a large beard in honour of the great Monty after a stunning debut! I sense a stunning turnaround in the series.

Hence the deliciously ironic comment!

Go the pommies! Ponting is a big lamo.

j$ wrote:Did I ever mention that Motherfunker is a sexy little devil? Heh.

I wish I hadn't picked today to start reading this messageboard again!

I haven't been on songfight for a while but i felt compelled to reply to this. I recently changed jobs so I don't commute into Moorgate station anymore and was thankfully some 30 miles north yesterday. The Choppsta is also ok. That's about as much as I know.

jack wrote:i smell some molsen twins brewing

Are they the annoying girlies off the telly? I've always wondered what they smell like.

j$ wrote:You can see j$ in all his besuited glory.

I felt the choice of footwear cheapened the outfit somewhat.

I'm perhaps interested in going a bit crazy and coming along for this. I ain't got no holiday booked for this year yet so I'm thinking maybe take in the best that Boston has to offer. Actually getting there looks like it will cost me a not insignificant £570 but a price I'm willing to pay for a coup...

I am hurriedly trying to finish an effort for glass eye but time is against me. My little fat man picture to the left appears to me missing, I will endeavour to find what server I left it on...

I would like to see a comic about Poofinger, the least hygenic of all arch enemies.

I particularly like the way you can travel west around the world and suspend yourself in time until you suddenly end up a whole day in the future. Great stuff.

I'm currently enjoying the world darts championship. It's nice to know that fat blokes who hang around in pubs all day can reach the pinnacle of a sport that gets televised at prime time on a country's top sports channel. I would like to go and see an egg chasing game down at Twickenham with some ch...

I'm thinking I might throw in a drum n' bass heartstopper for run faster. Then again I might just sample the theme from Rocky. Then again I might do nothing and be lazy.

Seasons greetings people who write songs. My present list consists of a £20 gift voucher for the monstrosity that is Next menswear. How things have changed since the glory of my youth when one could expect such delights as a ZX Spectrum or a mighty Casio keyboard!!!

Where are photos from the last event! I look at the SongFight! gallery page each week, eagerly anticipating some great pictures to print out and stick around my desk to impress female colleagues with, yet I am constantly disappointed. I know this is not strictly concerned with SongFight 2005 but I t...

If its drink, drugs and prostitutes for the under 20's you're after then I suggest SongFight Amsterdam. Then again I've never been to America before so that might be interesting, although my brother says Vegas is somewhat cheesey!

Shaving in the Dark - Mother Funker stylee I was lost in myself, making trouble for a hopeless cause, I never knew Read between the lines becomes so clear, lights go down on this world i see, no I can't see Reaching for the hand that isn't there Feeling like theres no one else who cares Hypocracy of...

I'm currently using a razor without adequate lumination. After the other week's rocking SongFightUK fest as part of Pompeii I thought I should distance myself from that for a while, hence why I've done a mushy ballad.

the remarkably dishy Motherfunker Why do women never come out with that??!!!! Top event on Sat, I think thats the first time my bro and me have performed live together in about ten years. Anyhoo, just to clear something up. The big chap next to this message is Pop Idol runner up Rik Waller. Not onl...