by Johnny Cashpoint Did you forget To wet the head Of your digipet? Well now it is dead. Too late for vet - Don't get upset; Your digital pet has starved to death. Digi digi digital pet. Cut off from the internet, it Could not digest, well, who would've guessed? Digi digi digi digital dead! Now it i...

by Johnny Cashpoint Here comes the new modality Just 'cos you won't understand me Don't mean I'm wrong, neccessarily - You short haired hippy! The way that I experience Things might make not that much sense; Best way that I can explain it Is nothing ever changes. The new modality is here To let you ...

I'm also in, with my first solo entry since last week's!


j$

FatBoyJamz wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 22, 2023 6:42 am

I'm new to this, so here goes...

Johnny Cashpoint - The backing track seems to fit just right for this song. And, maybe some of song was cut off? Not sure if that was intentional or accidental.

I've checked and the song is fine,playing for me in its entireity, Cheers, anyway.

j$

Dear Mo Many, many apologies. I completely misconstrued what you were saying and misreacted. Totally out of line and all I can do is beg forgiveness. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet! Dismiss it as natural stupidity (natch) and please move forward, Ignore me at all times - it's the...

Paco Del Stinko wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:52 am

Ha! And I you, sir. We're even!

Get a room, gentlemen

j$ yeah the lyrics are probably a little obscure if you don't have the story she wrote right in front of you to hate on hahahahaha [OPINION EXPRESSION] There is a difference between 'hating on' and 'not disliking'. I'm not expecting or interested in being anywhere near beating you to the "vict...

I am in with a deliberaately very sad uke song, with lots of weird background noises not quite distracting from the piss-poor singing! I would describe it as a sot's suicide note. "Wounded"? Ha, I'll show you "wounded", Paco!

j$

By Johnny Cashpoint (Thanks to Ken for the lyrical impetus ) I only go out once a week To the pub at end of my street I stay there six nights in a row Evening off and then back I go No time to go to church so I'm going down to Hell Haven't got the time for the gym or Taco Bell I don't See my family,...

W.A.I.L. I swore off reviewing after last time but I hate to see an undervalued fight. And I can't help myself. Ellipsis - I don't dislike it at all - I mean it's the sort of 90s maths rock meets 60s punk vibe that I realise is very popular round these parts and I would do every week if only I had t...

Ratt Poizon wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:38 am

Dollar bill inkpoints: Great lyrics and vocal delivery. Not bad! needs more goofy noises. 4/5

I don't think anyone has ever said that about my vocal delivery before (in almost twenty years) so THANK YOU!

j$

I'm in with a little sloppy uke drone, as is my want.

j$

by Mister Johnny Cashpoint Natural stupidity Sadly it is hereditary Gene eight out of ten folk carry And that includes both you and me Natural stupidity Forms our national identity Not a crime or disability Just the way that you were born, see Don't you worry, sweets, you are not alone you'd see if ...

'Strong Coffee' by Johnny Cashpoint Features a drum sample from Fontaines DC's "Roman Holiday". Here's a warning - early mornings Aren't the best thing for my being! No amount of your strong coffee Ever stops me being grumpy. (Caffeine coffin) makes me frothy, naughty and cocky, (Caffeine...

I'm Gonna Explode by Johnny Cashpoint You’ve lost some weight, you say, that’s great But all I see is a massive tree I have a heart, I’ll play my part But dear God, stop talking at me Get off this rocky road Or I’m gonna blow And I don’t mean my load I'm gonna explode Don’t look this gift horse in ...

New God Flow by The Pro$emite Ascend, ascend - new God Flow Round the bend - new God Flow Who's the Dalida of being Jesus? God quest 3k So on trend - new God flow All pretend - new God Flow Who's the Dalida of being Jesus? God quest 3k Ascend, ascend - new God Flow Make new friends - new God flow A...

Ah, it was a tough year generally; but it saddens the Anglophiles amongst us to say Terry Hall was a great loss, I found myself bursting into tears while dancing to a FB3 song at a club just yesterday. As they say, no age. I would link a song but I have no idea if the various copyrights would allow ...

My First Rodeo by Johnny Cashpoint Feaures a sample from Kongbalong's 'Jamuary 2023 - 6" I have got myself Out of the bad place I had got into You should be oh so very pleased You have tried to kill Me, but you have failed Dont you worry, i'll Put you at your ease, tonight, (yes, please) This ...

Apologies, I've submitted a massively depressing dirge. The animals are buried in the bass end. Features a sneaky Starfinger sample right at the very end, for no reason other than I could; and no one else would! j$

What Happened Last Year by Space Pub What happened last year? None of your business, dear! What happened last year Stays in last year ... You'd better raise your beer And summon up some cheer, A reset at new year - Opportunity grows near! CHORUS What happened last year? Twelve awful engineers Consp...

I'm in, with some dub reggae/krautrock influenced nonsense.

j$

Post 'em as an 'teaser' EP j$