I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:48 am

Yeah, if you're a pussy.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:14 am

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:23 am

That was really more directed at Killy, but yeah cider's for pussies too. Everyone's invited to the HATE-DOWN!

Evermind · Post by **Evermind** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:45 pm

I get drunk off of two beers. I enjoy that fact, because it doesn't mean I'm a pussy.

It means I'm efficient.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:04 pm

Whatever, pussy.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:25 pm

The 'ow' was referring to my hangover. I generally don't get them, but that McCormick's does the trick.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:11 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:You wana fuight? I'llf uck you up man. OOH IM TEX BEAUMONT. WWOOOOOO LOOK AT ME.

I'm hearing Stewie Griffin's drunk voice here.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:39 pm

Update.

I am drunk,, too.
Its 3:00p,m here, and I am at wrk. And drunk. My job rocks, somethikes.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:15 am

Hey everyone, I just picked up a fat girl from a gig.

At the gig:
5 Tuaca bombs

At the house:
3 weird vodka drinks that were totally gross
1 shot of Bacardi Razz (our bar is pretty dismal right now)

Drink all this and you, too, could have regrettable intercourse!

obscurity · Post by **obscurity** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:37 am

Yeah, I've never been to bed with an ugly woman...but I've woken up with a few.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:29 pm

He said fat, not ugly. There is a difference.

Apparently it's 5 Tuaca bombs, 3 weird vodka drinks and 1 shot of Bacardi Razz.

*I jest.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:31 am

I've drunk more than is healthy or appropriate for any normal man. I still can't forget all of the things that make me miserable. Fuck. Where's that darn rascal handgun?! LOLOLOLOL

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:47 am

I can't even feel my toes.

edit - but my typing is immaculate...

edit2 - now my face is numb.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:28 pm

WeaselSlayer wrote: now my face is numb.

Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?

Post by jb » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:28 pm

druink again. funny how when you're drunk you start wishing for a girl to beerg ogle

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:29 pm

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?

Masturbation's lost its fun.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:19 pm

My birthday is in two hours. I just woke up. Time to shower, go out, and get schwasted.

WOOOOOOOO

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:18 pm

WeaselSlayer wrote:
Billy's Little Trip wrote:Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?
Masturbation's lost its fun.

You're fucking lazy

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:19 pm

Happy Birthday Irish dude.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:31 am

omfg im so fuckig frunk right ow lol

Post by **Spud** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:36 am

I am thinking that it was actually a brilliant move by JB to create this thread in order to keep all of the drunken posts out of the rest of the board. Good work JB. Skol!

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:50 am

Spud wrote:I am thinking that it was actually a brilliant move by JB to create this thread in order to keep all of the drunken posts out of the rest of the board. Good work JB. Skol!

I have about 2374 posts that probably should be moved to this thread