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The return of the terrible band names

Postby fluffy » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:50 am

Mystic Phogg
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Niveous » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:41 am

Hey I was just blogging about this over at 10kdays.

There are just too many out there. Just too many.

Best Fwends
Food will Win the War
Of Montreal
5ive


There are just too many!!!
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Rabid Garfunkel » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:08 pm

fluffy wrote:Mystic Phogg
Stealth Pepper
Better Homes and On-Ramps

Hey now... :lol: I wasn't responsible for that third one, was I?
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby fluffy » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:29 pm

No, I wrote that one down after the impromptu Wesley Willis-style jam.
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Postby Rabid Garfunkel » Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:36 pm

I'd forgotten that bit of silliness/exhaustion/road insanity, heh. :lol:
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby signboy » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:40 am

Tom Cockring and the David Hasselhondas
Lara Croft's Womb Raider
Plum Smugglin Ninjas
Rainbow Buttmonkeys ;)
the Intrepids
Bring Your Mom
Dude...
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6 Pint Circus
I'm Other Earth
Large Aspartame
Hello World
Neutch

All of these came up during my last band's "we need a name" discussion.
None were used.
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Märk » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:51 am

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Fat Creep
Anal Prolapse
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Ceiling Cat Rampage
The Mormons
My Creepy Uncle Ted
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Lunkhead » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:40 am

I came up with these two bad band names recently:

The Unpleasant Sensations
Ethan Alien

EDIT: Of course, that second one's already all over the Web, including a defunct band's Web site.

EDIT 2: That didn't stop me from wasting a few minutes at work making this:

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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Generic » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:21 am

Do they have to be real bands? Because I thought of a great one the other day:

Bill Quim and the Infected Axe Wounds
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Jon Eric - Get your feel on.
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Märk » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:49 pm

"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Billy's Little Trip » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:26 pm

Märk wrote:"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"

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Postby Phil. Redmon. » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:41 am

Last night I suggested "Not Me and the Egg Farts."
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Rabid Garfunkel » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:15 am

'Tis the season for...

Panty Claws
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Re: The return of the terrible band names

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Postby Billy's Little Trip » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:05 am

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Re: The return of the terrible band names

Postby Lunkhead » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:08 am

This one is a real band that I saw Spud mention:

Full Toilet

(so gross!!)

This is one that occurred to me and Erin the other day:

Ass-Troll Projection
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Postby Lunkhead » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:42 pm

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Postby fluffy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:51 pm

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Postby Lunkhead » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:58 pm

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