The return of the terrible band names
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The return of the terrible band names
Mystic Phogg
Stealth Pepper
Better Homes and On-Ramps
Stealth Pepper
Better Homes and On-Ramps
- Niveous
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Hey I was just blogging about this over at 10kdays.
There are just too many out there. Just too many.
Best Fwends
Food will Win the War
Of Montreal
5ive
There are just too many!!!
There are just too many out there. Just too many.
Best Fwends
Food will Win the War
Of Montreal
5ive
There are just too many!!!
"I'd like to see 1984 redubbed with this in the soundtrack."- Furrypedro.
NUR EIN!
X-Tokyo
Lucky Witch and the Righteous Ghost
NUR EIN!
X-Tokyo
Lucky Witch and the Righteous Ghost
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Hey now... I wasn't responsible for that third one, was I?fluffy wrote:Mystic Phogg
Stealth Pepper
Better Homes and On-Ramps
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No, I wrote that one down after the impromptu Wesley Willis-style jam.
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I'd forgotten that bit of silliness/exhaustion/road insanity, heh.
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Tom Cockring and the David Hasselhondas
Lara Croft's Womb Raider
Plum Smugglin Ninjas
Rainbow Buttmonkeys
the Intrepids
Bring Your Mom
Dude...
5 Cents Returned
6 Pint Circus
I'm Other Earth
Large Aspartame
Hello World
Neutch
All of these came up during my last band's "we need a name" discussion.
None were used.
Lara Croft's Womb Raider
Plum Smugglin Ninjas
Rainbow Buttmonkeys
the Intrepids
Bring Your Mom
Dude...
5 Cents Returned
6 Pint Circus
I'm Other Earth
Large Aspartame
Hello World
Neutch
All of these came up during my last band's "we need a name" discussion.
None were used.
Irwin: I'd sell my soul to jesus to program drums like signboy.
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Eight Men With Stupid Hats
Eargasm
Fat Creep
Anal Prolapse
The Manrapes
Flocinocinhilipilipification
Ceiling Cat Rampage
The Mormons
My Creepy Uncle Ted
Tax Season
The Filthiest Person in Baltimore
Sven Mullet
Eargasm
Fat Creep
Anal Prolapse
The Manrapes
Flocinocinhilipilipification
Ceiling Cat Rampage
The Mormons
My Creepy Uncle Ted
Tax Season
The Filthiest Person in Baltimore
Sven Mullet
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I came up with these two bad band names recently:
The Unpleasant Sensations
Ethan Alien
EDIT: Of course, that second one's already all over the Web, including a defunct band's Web site.
EDIT 2: That didn't stop me from wasting a few minutes at work making this:
The Unpleasant Sensations
Ethan Alien
EDIT: Of course, that second one's already all over the Web, including a defunct band's Web site.
EDIT 2: That didn't stop me from wasting a few minutes at work making this:
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Do they have to be real bands? Because I thought of a great one the other day:
Bill Quim and the Infected Axe Wounds
Bill Quim and the Infected Axe Wounds
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito
Stages, an album of about dealing with loss, anxiety, and grieving a difficult year, now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms! https://jonporobil.bandcamp.com/album/stages
Stages, an album of about dealing with loss, anxiety, and grieving a difficult year, now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms! https://jonporobil.bandcamp.com/album/stages
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"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"
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Märk wrote:"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"
- Phil. Redmon.
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Last night I suggested "Not Me and the Egg Farts."
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'Tis the season for...
Panty Claws
Panty Claws
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Preparation H Factor
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This one is a real band that I saw Spud mention:
Full Toilet
(so gross!!)
This is one that occurred to me and Erin the other day:
Ass-Troll Projection
Full Toilet
(so gross!!)
This is one that occurred to me and Erin the other day:
Ass-Troll Projection
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Queue Continuum
Mr. Potato Dead
Sorry About Your Daughter
Mr. Potato Dead
Sorry About Your Daughter
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Death Treats
Death Throats
(from misreading "Death Threats" in a headline)
Death Throats
(from misreading "Death Threats" in a headline)