Shit Song Fighters Say

[Lunkhead]

"Are you trying to sound like David Bowie?" (to a specific Song Fighter)

[jb]

Totally qualifies. Heres another golden oldie, aimed at more than one of us actually:

"Sounds like TMBG."

[jb]

"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

[Lunkhead]

"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

Ha ha ha. Classic.

"What do you mean it sounds like shit? I recorded it through my laptop's built-in microphone!"

[Caravan Ray]

"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

Or the converse of this:

"Hi everyone! I hope to become a regular competitor here...."
by someone never heard of again.

[rone rivendale]

"I know I said I would make this fight, but next fight i will DEFINITELY enter!"

[Dan-O from Five-O]

"Not my thing"
"Could you be more specific than not my thing?"
"It's just not my thing. I don't like it"
"But that doesn't really help me. Why bother reviewing my song if that's all you had to say"
"Because if I hadn't written a review you would be bitching about that"
"Yeah? Well your song sucks!"

[Billy's Little Trip]

"Not my thing"
"Could you be more specific than not my thing?"
"It's just not my thing. I don't like it"
"But that doesn't really help me. Why bother reviewing my song if that's all you had to say"
"Because if I hadn't written a review you would be bitching about that"
"Yeah? Well your song sucks!"

This one made me laugh.

[roymond]

"I know I said I would make this fight, but next fight i will DEFINITELY enter!"

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[signboy]

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[Billy's Little Trip]

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THIS is why we can't have nice things.

[Lunkhead]

This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread:

"I know more than you do about this subject! Also, what you said is not 100% technically accurate!"

[roymond]

This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread:

"I know more than you do about this subject! Also, what you said is not 100% technically accurate!"

I'd up vote this, if possible. And if I'm quilty my only motivation is to learn more myself, which I am.

So, in conclusion, you're not 100% technically accurate!

[jb]

This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread

Paraphrasing is the name of the game!

[signboy]

"This song really sucks, so please tell me how awesome it is instead of reviewing it harshly."

[jb]

Shit SongFight newbies say: "Why is everybody here so mean?"

[RangerDenni]

I already know I [clipped, didn't use the right reverb, neglected to write lyrics, can't sing, can't play, am out of tune, you can't hear me, the shake-y egg is late in the chorus, am low in the mix, all you can hear is the neighbors at it upstairs, just generally suck] ...

... so I don't need to hear about it in the reviews, please.

[Caravan Ray]

The song wasn't really my thing, but I loooove how neatly you typed the lyrics!

[AJOwens]

"It sounds like someone was sleeping in the next room."

"Close! Actually they were sleeping in the same room."

[signboy]

"why does BLT have so many posts?"

[Manhattan Glutton]

"This is OK, but it's not as good as your obscure entry from three years ago."

[roymond]

"This is OK, but it's not as good as your obscure entry from three years ago."

[related]

"yeah, I did that <obscure technique> in my obscure entry from years ago <implying way before you did>"