Spousal Unit

Jim of Seattle · Post by **Jim of Seattle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:40 am

In lieu of her introducing herself, I'm introducing my wife, patricemj, who as a Christmas present (no kidding) agreed to join me in reviewing SF fights. Patrice's debut reviews are for WHTT this week. Give her a big shout out.

I'm also sort of reintroducing myself. I come and go as life permits. Hopefully I'm on the upswing again. Nice to see you all again.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:21 am

I don't know about titling this "wifey".

Any perv can tell you why....

Jim of Seattle · Post by **Jim of Seattle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:26 am

I guess that means I'm not a perv. What a relief.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:39 am

No, you're just a really naive older dude who works with computers... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????

~kidding around Jim....

Jim of Seattle · Post by **Jim of Seattle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:53 am

OK, so are you going to explain to this older dude why Wifey isn't a good word to name a thread?

Post by **Spud** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:06 pm

http://wifeysworld.thebestporn.com/

Jim of Seattle · Post by **Jim of Seattle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:16 pm

Oh, OK.

Hey, I just opened a porn site on company time and equipment. I can hear Ballmer walking down the hall now...

But really, can't just about any term be used to name a pron site? I heard about this company that had to keep up with porn site names for parental blocking purposes, and they started to get really creative in coming up with search terms that could be construed in a sexual way, and just about everything they thought of would indeed have a porn site using that term. My favorite was "broomstick". I mean, what kind of sick, perverted--- never mind.

Post by **Spud** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:57 pm

Actually, I refrained from linking you to the actual site, just to keep Ballmer off your ass...

It is true that almost any name can be used for a porn site. Some are just more well known than others.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:59 pm

Ya had to say Broomstick. Now all I can think of is that horrible movie where 15 year old Linda Blair is in prison and they rape her with a broomstick. Gah!!!!!

(for the curious or the disbelievers
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071240/ )

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:20 pm

Jim of Seattle wrote:Hey, I just opened a porn site on company time and equipment. I can hear Ballmer walking down the hall now...

"Pornographers! Pornographers! Pornographers! Pornographers!"

OK, most of you may not get that reference, but I reckon JoS will.

Jim of Seattle · Post by **Jim of Seattle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:28 pm

Hah, yeah, I can just picture him saying that. The CEO of some porn production company should video himself saying that.

Oh, and you joined Songfight on my birthday last year. That makes you cool.

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:55 pm

Jim of Seattle wrote:The CEO of some porn production company should video himself saying that.

Oh, and you joined Songfight on my birthday last year. That makes you cool.

Yeah, at something like the AVN Expo. That would be a hoot.

Viva la Capricornia! My b-day's the 7th.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:18 pm

well, happy early birthday to the both of you.
-bill