Can I fool a real estate agent?

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Will my amazing sign fool the real estate lady?

Yes
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No
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Total votes: 14
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Can I fool a real estate agent?

Post by Denyer »

The girl from the real estate place is coming around in two hours to make sure I haven't broken anything. I stuck a piece of cardboard over a hole I punched in a wall and wrote "bathroom" on it. I also put one in a bedroom and wrote "bedroom" on it so she won't get suspicious. Will this fool her?
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Post by Denyer »

PS she is hot.
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Post by deshead »

It fooled me. I just peed in your wall.
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Post by Kamakura »

Nope. Neat signs or not she has your deposit and wants to keep it.
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Post by Kill Me Sarah »

I'm going with no, but regardless, this is the funniest thing I've read all day.

What was the actual answer by the way?
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Post by fodroy »

no, but it's a brilliant idea.
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Post by Leaf »

I voted yes.

If she finds the hole, start complaining about the "mold" and your need for ventalation.


..or that you did HER a favour by clearing the mold out.


Just say "mold".
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Post by jack »

deshead wrote:It fooled me. I just peed in your wall.
now this made me laugh out loud.... :)
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Post by sausage boy »

I just like the way you had to make a completely new post to add that she is hot.

How hot? You could say the hole is there to let her hotness out.
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Post by Denyer »

I think I fooled her :].
sausage boy wrote:How hot?
As I expected, too hot to also be smart enough to look under a sign. I would rent a cardboard box from her.
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