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Toilet Paper
Expanded from the 'blades' thread.
I listened to one of the Spy vs Pie podcasts today, apparently, Phil (i think it was) said he uses his hand now. So the poll has been expanded to include that.
I also realise that the answers don't really fit the question, but I don't fucking care. You get the idea.
I listened to one of the Spy vs Pie podcasts today, apparently, Phil (i think it was) said he uses his hand now. So the poll has been expanded to include that.
I also realise that the answers don't really fit the question, but I don't fucking care. You get the idea.
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Folded paper is smooth paper. I like to be as smooth as possible. Irritated through noise, not through scratched bum.
That said, I don't usually mess with it. As long as it's not that super-thin 1-ply junk. Thin as in, thinner than paper thin. That said, paper thin would be overkill. 2-ply works pretty handily as-is.
Sometimes the moisturized/anti-bacterial stuff is good too, for that just-showered feeling.
That said, I don't usually mess with it. As long as it's not that super-thin 1-ply junk. Thin as in, thinner than paper thin. That said, paper thin would be overkill. 2-ply works pretty handily as-is.
Sometimes the moisturized/anti-bacterial stuff is good too, for that just-showered feeling.
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I hope you didn't go from folding to realizing that you were just using your bare hand.Bjam wrote:I thought I belonged to one choice, then I noticed today I am another.
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umm, you're not supposed to fold it after you wipe... i'm just sayin'.Mogosagatai wrote:Scrunching provides ample thickness, and it helps to sorta conform to the butthole, whereas folded has to be done very carefully so as not to smear poop onto the skin of the butt. Scrunching all the way, man.
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Huh? Yeah I know.HeuristicsInc wrote:umm, you're not supposed to fold it after you wipe... i'm just sayin'.
I'm reach-back (not between-the-legs), and I'm really variable on the forward or backward wiping, though I lean towards front-to-back.
Also, do you stand or sit while you wipe? Or somewhere in-between? I stand, but it's kind of a hunched stand, not like I stand normally.
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How can you even exist?Mogosagatai wrote:I'm reach-back (not between-the-legs), and I'm really variable on the forward or backward wiping, though I lean towards front-to-back. I stand, but it's kind of a hunched stand, not like I stand normally.
That is the exact wiping profile of most serial killers.
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