Tsunami Conspiracy Theories

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:51 pm

not a conspiracy: People filing lawsuits against warning system.

That wasn't necessarily designed for them.

That successfully observed event but further communications to embassies failed.

Also, it's a natural disaster, an act of god, that has become such a human responsibility now that people can successfully start lawsuits.

jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:59 pm

the keyword is successful.

who they gonna sue? god?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:43 pm

jack shite wrote:the keyword is successful.

who they gonna sue? god?

well...all those church collections are sums of money collected in God's name, so there is funds to be had...

..so it's theoretically possible...

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:36 pm

"God was more than an hour late for his court appearance. He stepped out of his limosine , wearing dark glasses and surronded by bodyguards, and waved to his adoring fans, some of who had traveled hundreds of miles to support the star.

The case rests on the deity's fingerprints, which were found all over the tsunami, impounded from the Heavenland ranch."