My Life

Complain about your schedule. Apparently people like that sort of thing.
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Hey, I think it's that time again.
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Ha!
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Instead of having a separate thread for each day or month or whatever, why don't we just use this handy thread here?
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irwin wrote:Instead of having a separate thread for each day or month or whatever, why don't we just use this handy thread here?
'cause this isn't about our lives, it's about Reist's life. We've been hearing from him every Monday since 2007.
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I've been farting like crazy today. They stink bad, too.
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fuck beans
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fluffy wrote:fuck beans
Man, there is a fetish for EVERYTHING.
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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Happy Birthday!

oops! wrong thread! ;)
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Märk wrote:I've been farting like crazy today.
What does that mean? Crazy people usually tend to smear their faeces on the wall with their hands. Have you been projectile farting then rubbing it in?
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No, I projectile fart onto my guitar, which gives it magical powers. (DUH)
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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April 19/2010

After weeks of difficult searching and countless resume submissions, I got a job!!! My Life is awesome!!!
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Woo! Congrats.
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Thanks, fluff. It's a huge relief - I was worried that I wouldn't get enough cash this summer to pay my tuition, but things are looking promising right now.
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awesome. what kind of job is it? congrats!
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Thanks, Heuristics - it's landscaping. I'm pumped because it's close to home, pays pretty well and gets me out in the sun for the summer.
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It was my destiny to find this awesome thread. I have read all seven pages of it. I am now going to eat a taco. Y'all are ffunny
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This thread is now available in paperback.

A major movie is being planned. Russell Crowe is tipped to play Reist. Or maybe Macaulay Culkin. Is he still alive?
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Caravan Ray wrote:This thread is now available in paperback.

A major movie is being planned. Russell Crowe is tipped to play Reist. Or maybe Macaulay Culkin. Is he still alive?
We could get Russell Crowe to play an older Macaulay Culkin. Wait... Macauley Culken isn't even in this thread, is he? Well, I suppose he is now.

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I'd like to see a movie where Russell Crowe plays a teenage Macaulay Culkin having a sleep-over with an animatronic Michael Jackson.
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STOP STEALING MY DREAMS
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The last 4 posts made me poop. :lol:
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