Gonna Be Your Man

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Evermind - Gonna Be Your Man

I know just what you want
Givin it all to you baby
Doin all I can
So you won't escape me
This time it's gonna be different
Now I got a master plan
I know I gotta be a lady
If I'm gonna be your man

Got me a new scent
It's gonna drive you wild
Got me some high heels
And a girly smile
You can't resist me
Cuz I got a master plan
I know I gotta be a lady
If I'm gonna be your man

Pink lipstick and mascara,
Silk stockings and eyeshadow
Long hair and longer legs baby
I gotta let you know
I'm gonna get you
I got a master plan
I know I gotta be a lady
If I'm gonna be your man

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gonna be your man
music by la playa caballeros
words by jack shite

well i hear you got a boyfriend
that's the word in school
you'd rather date a meathead
a universal tool
well it's all gonna change now
cause i've got a plan
even if you don't know yet
i'm gonna be your man

well his days are numbered
gonna wait out back
until the right moment
looks good in black
then i'll slit his throat now
any way that i can
nobody's gonna stop me
i'm gonna be your man

well i know you don't see me
don't even know my name
but it really doesn't matter
i love you just the same
after they arrest me
and throw me in the slam
i'll be counting the days till
i'm gonna be your man

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post by Jon Eric

Yay for last-minute collabs! Evermind did most of the instrumental work, but I sang and added the drums. Whee!

Coma - Gonna Be Your Man

Pack up your bags, your jeans and shirts
Move upstairs, you know it hurts
To the Apartment overhead
But don't let me say I never said

that
(chorus)
She's never gonna be your man
She's skinny and scrawny, look at those pale hands
I'm always gonna be your man
Just think of me as the last you ever had.

She's not as strong, not as toned
She's got way less testosterone,
How could you live my fantasy
without indulging me?

(Chorus)

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GONNA BE YOUR MAN / King Arthur

A candlelit dinner for two
And you were feeling so fine.
Now tonight you're alone with your tears
Goin' out of your mind.
You never saw this coming
And now you're crying 'cause you don't understand -
How could he say it's through
After promising you
He's gonna be your man.

Your poor heart has been broken
And now the only thing that you feel
Is that you were a fool
For believing that he was for real.
And you wish you could roll back the hours
Back to before this evening began,
And go back to the day
When you first heard him say
He's gonna be your man.

Was it just a lie from the very beginning
Or did something change along the way?
How could he have sounded so convincing
If he didn't mean those things you heard him say?

(instrumental half-verse)
And when you wake up tomorrow
It's gonna hit you all over again -
You'll be alone in your bed
Knowing he lied when he said
He's gonna be your man.


GONNA BE YOUR MAN / outowerk

I graduated from high school in '78
I earned a double masters at good ol' Washington State
Now I can design computers and I can communicate
And I'm also certified to sell real estate.
(And if you're smart)
You won't throw this resume in the garbage can.
'Cause you need somebody - ah mo be your man.

I was an hi-tech engineer down at Packard Bell
Climbing that ladder 'til the day that the big axe fell.
Since then I've been stuck in a bit of dried-up spell
Looking for a way out of telemarketer hell.
(But you know I ain't no)
Loser and I ain't no also-ran.
And you know you need somebody - ah mo be your man.

I'll start out at the bottom
Just to get one foot in the door
Now don't call me overqualified
I just offer you a little more.

I got a wife and two kids, ages seven and nine
I used to like to water ski in my spare time.
Never convicted of any major crime.
I can start next week - tomorrow? that'd be fine!
(As long as you got)
Health insurance and some kinda pension plan
You need somebody - ah mo be your man.

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Gonna Be Your Man

by 15-16 puzzle

He's an anorexic punk-rock Cary Grant
She's a hyperactive Puerto Rican Phoebe Cates
And when I see 'em at the bowling alley
Holding hands and looking pal-ly
Don't you call those dates?
No they don't call those dates

It just occured to me that they must be best friends
Because the laughter never finishes, the good times never end
And when I stand behind this counter
I just stammer and I flounder
For a way to make her think
Let's meet up for a drink

CHORUS:I'm gonna be your man
Gotta let you know
Gonna tell you over and over again
It's a crime
That you're not mine
Clear up your weekend
Cuz I'm gonna be your man

He's an anorexic punk-rock Cary Grant
She's a hyperactive Puerto Rican Phoebe Cates
And when I see 'em at the bowling alley
Holding hands and acting pal-ly
Don't you call those dates?
No they don't call those dates

It just occured to me that they might be best friends
Because the fighting never finishes, the bad times never end
And when I stand behind this counter
I just stammer and I flounder
For a way to make her see
The other side of me

CHORUS 2X

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Gonna Be Your Man by MC Frontalot

I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man)
you're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back
I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man)
see, you don't even gotta ask

I know, you don't want me to die
but you need that lung pretty bad, and I'm the guy
in the 10-county area
ain't had malaria yet
plus the blood type (red).
it gets scarier: fed
on the corn & you born a vegan.
fate has indicated that I'm the man you're seeking.
now you're freaking out, and that's okay,
having that much of another man inside you isn't going to make you gay.
and play along for a second, you could get what I got:
the inexplicaple ability to front. A lot!
an inexhaustible nerdcore flow,
the charisma to draw eight people to a live show,
myopic vision, and an oversized head.
a girl at a convention told me once that I was good in bed,
plus I often meet a crowd and am greeted without booing.
think of all the respiration you'll be doing!
stop spazzing! it's just a lung.
quit pointing out how I already donated you one.
frontalot is sick of breathing, it's fucking boring.
all the time I've got the athsma, and the snoring.
and I ought to level with you,
the feds have got a warrant for a sample of my tissue.
they say I misused a certain substance & they'll get me
so I'ma pass the lung along and get stepping.
too late to protest, here comes the anaesthesia
and I'm gonna be your man, to dole the lung that you're in need of.
I'm just gonna. Discussion over. Drop it.
hmmm... you look a little drowsy, here's the next topic:
please lie motionless to indicate you wouldn't mind
if the doctor also swapped your 14 inches for my five.

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gonna be your man
written very quickly by the idiot kings


i said babe,
i don't know why you treat me like you do
i'm not just a consumable to use
babe, i'm telling you you're gonna have to change
cause if you keep this up, you're gonna lose (me)

but at the end of the day,
i'm still your number one fan
baby, you could drag me through hell,
and i would still be your man

you know babe,
when you dress in that dress you have,
the ground melts from your feet
median strips beg to mimic your shape
just please don't ruin this by saying a word

cause at the end of the day
when the mud hits the fan
i'm tired of the afterglow spats
cause girl, i still wanna be your man
i'm still gonna be your man

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Extra Credit: Gonna Be Your Man


(first verse) there she goes walkin' down the street
she'll give wood to every guy she'll meet
little do they know they're in for a suprise
wont believe what's before their eyes
when they see her operation
sex change sex change operation
can't explain your infatuation
now that she got an operation
she was danielle, now she's dan
she's gonna be your man

(second verse) i saw her just last night in a bar
sat next to me and she made me hard
man you should've seen my shock
when i found out, that she had a..
operation, operation
sex change sex change operation
can't explain your infatuation
now that she got an operation
she was danielle, now she's dan
she's gonna be your man

(third verse: same as the first)

(bridge thing) gonnagonnagonnagonna be your man
gonnagonnagonnagonna be your man
woah oh oh oh she's probably
gonnagonnagonnagonna be your man

operation, operation
sex change sex change operation
can't explain your infatuation
now that she got an operation
she was danielle, now she's dan
she's gonna be your man

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gonna be your man
by glove compartment

we only met last week
and i just can't stay meek
baby baby
i love you
and there's just one thing i've got to do
and i'm gonna be your man
and you're gonna be my man, too
gonna be your man
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh
where did you go last night
why do we have to fight
baby baby
is there someone new
well there's just one thing he's got to do
now he's gonna be your man
and you're gonna be his man, too
gonna be your man
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ooh
etc.