Our Love Violates Corporate Policy

[MintyHandy]

(C) 2005 Dave Owen/Minty Handy Music

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Our Love Violates Corporate Policy (featuring Married to Minty)

Our boss says we've been fraternizing
And that's not surprising
The employee handbook forbids carousing
And that's so arousing

This job was such a bore
Our meetings were a painful chore
Until you locked the conference door
You had me screaming "more more more!"

Our love violates corporate policy
(Two hour lunches and long breaks for tea)
Our love violates corporate policy
(All our jealous office mates can see)

Human resources was so resourceful
But I'm not remorseful
Intercepted email by the bagful
All our language shag-full

They staged an ambush raid
Our private parts were all displayed
No benefits or severence paid
We're laid off but at least we're laid

Our love violates corporate policy
(Lift your skirt and update your CV)
Our love violates corporate policy
(Feel our boss's animosity)

Photocopy my ass
Photocopy my ass
Photocopy our asses 'cuz that's what we do
Photocopy my ass
Photocopy your ass
Photocopy our asses 'cuz that's what we do

(whistling)