Maybe you think nobody's a match for you
Maybe you think you could take my man, Jackie Chan
Maybe you do have powerful Kung Fu
Maybe you could beat down the whole Wu Tang Clan
But I'm here to lay down the ultimate law
I'm gonna break your jaw
Turn that upside down frown all the way around
And kick your ass like the clown you are
I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll think you live in a van
With an old Chinese man
Who cooked your dog for dinner
And ate poor Rover's liver with some FAAAAAAAAAVA BEEEEAAAAANS!
I'm gonna beat you into little shards
Make your eyes look just like Uno cards
Smash you into a bloody lump
Leave your body down at the dump
I'm gonna teach you the Rule of Thump!
And all my friends will think I'm cool
And the girls will admire me down at the pool
I'll reach The Glow and start to shine
NEXT TIME!
Yes, next time!
Just you wait and see!
I'm gonna beat you into little shards
Make your eyes look just like Uno cards
Smash you into a bloody lump
Leave your body down at the dump yeah!
I'm gonna teach you the Rule of Thump!
I'm gonna teach you the Rule of Thump!
I'm gonna teach you the Rule of Thump!