The return of the terrible band names

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The return of the terrible band names

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Hey I was just blogging about this over at 10kdays.

There are just too many out there. Just too many.

Best Fwends
Food will Win the War
Of Montreal
5ive


There are just too many!!!
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fluffy wrote:Mystic Phogg
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Hey now... :lol: I wasn't responsible for that third one, was I?
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No, I wrote that one down after the impromptu Wesley Willis-style jam.
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I'd forgotten that bit of silliness/exhaustion/road insanity, heh. :lol:
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Tom Cockring and the David Hasselhondas
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Rainbow Buttmonkeys ;)
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Hello World
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All of these came up during my last band's "we need a name" discussion.
None were used.
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I came up with these two bad band names recently:

The Unpleasant Sensations
Ethan Alien

EDIT: Of course, that second one's already all over the Web, including a defunct band's Web site.

EDIT 2: That didn't stop me from wasting a few minutes at work making this:
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Do they have to be real bands? Because I thought of a great one the other day:

Bill Quim and the Infected Axe Wounds
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"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"
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Märk wrote:"The Really. Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wet Vaginas"
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Last night I suggested "Not Me and the Egg Farts."
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'Tis the season for...

Panty Claws
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This one is a real band that I saw Spud mention:

Full Toilet

(so gross!!)

This is one that occurred to me and Erin the other day:

Ass-Troll Projection
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Death Treats
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