Laugh Riot Lyrics

[TheWilsonHeightsGang]

As per request, here are the lyrics to my version of Laugh Riot. They were originally about abortion, but I decided that with the title Laugh Riot, using that theme would probably send me straight to hell, so I made it a love song. I'm glad that some of you guys like it....so here they are:

I met a girl who likes to make herself cry
Just so I can help her make her cheeks dry
I've waited over 20 years
just to capture all her tears
and assure everything is allright

So my girl and I were heading down to Austin
To see a friend we used to know from Boston
he's the one who helped us meet.
we made fun of his webbed feet,
laughed a riot all the way to Charleston

Though the times I love most are when we're laughing
She even finds it funny that I can't sing
It's a riot when we laugh out loud
nothing more would make me proud
than to see her finger wearing my ring

when we're laughing

[Lunkhead]

Loyalty Day's Laugh Riot

All the things you say
I've had it up to here
Keep it to yourself
Let me make it clear

chorus:
You're not a laugh riot
Just a child with a voice
That I would rather not hear
If I had a choice
I'd make you disappear
And enjoy the quiet

Your personal opinion
Means nothing to me
I don't care who you are
And I don't know your scene

[chorus]

If you want to keep
A shred of dignity
Next time hold your tongue
And think before you speak

[chorus]