Nur Ein XI - Teeth Marks

[iVeg]

TEETH MARKS -inflatable vegetables

Killer, from a family of killers
Wailing from the bottom of the pool
Synchronized swimming like Esther Williams
Jury of monkeys, clapping in the coliseum
Blood dripping, pouring from my face

Teeth marks
Mother bit me on the chin
Said I was misbehaving
Get in line, stop your whining
Teeth marks
Judge says they can’t be used as evidence
Texas sets the precedence
You’re all in prison anyway
Mother’s scars are slow to fade

Blubber, strips of skin from my ex lover
Floating at the bottom of the pool
Prisoners fighting for space and status
Mother is vicious, like a horror movie actress
Blood dripping, flowing from her lips

CH

You pay your sixty dollars
To holler on the roller coasters
Drop with Elmo pedophile
Two hundred miles from the sea
We’re bored of your reaction
Tired of being the main attraction
We wish you’d go to Six Flags
And set us free

CH

[BenKrieger]

Una pequeña corbeta roja
y ella fue rápido
Una puta madre atractiva
En lunes maníaco

A la mañana siguiente
El me encontró en el ascensor
Por mi mismo
¿Drogas, veneno
O este dolor de cuello?

Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!
Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!

Por la noche
Personas me ven
Al igual que Elvis
(con una boina de la frambuesa)
Una discoteca violeta
sacudiendo mi pelvis
(con una capa de cashimire rosa)

Tu bella hermana
sin chones es mio
Tiene que ir a casa
con tu tío
Volaré por la noche
buscando de sangre

Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!
Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!
Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!
Marcas! Marcas de los dientes!
Amados, nos hemos reunido aquí hoy
para sobrevivir a esta cosa que
llamamos vida, por frecuentar
la noche en busca de las bellas
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Translation:
A little red corvette
and she was fast
A sexy mother fucker
On manic Monday

The next morning
He found me in the elevator
By myself.
Drugs, poison
Or this neck pain?

Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!

At night
People see me
Like Elvis
(with a raspberry beret)
A violet disco club
shaking my pelvis
(in a coat of pink cashmere)

Your beautiful sister
without underwear is mine
You have to go home
with your uncle
I'll fly at night
Looking for blood

Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!
Marks! Teeth marks!

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered
here today to get through
this thing we call life
by haunting the night
in search of the beautiful ones…

[Lunkhead]

Tooth Marks
by Berkeley Social Scene

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ca ... ed-7822374

I'm glad to meet ya
Said you like pizza
I like my steak rare
And if you don't care
I'll take a bite out
Of you right now
I might leave tooth marks
On your soft parts

Give it to me bloody
Be my dinner, buddy
I'm not an animal
I'm just a cannibal

I need safe harbor
Go see my barber
His name is Sweeney
He ain’t no meany
Now I’m calmer
Like Jeffrey Dahmer
But feeling naughty
Like the Donner party

Give it to me bloody
Be my dinner, buddy
I'm not an animal
I'm just a cannibal

Tooth marks in your dreams
Nothing is what it seems
You're surfing dating sites
For guys who like to bite

No need to feel down
Pick yourself off the ground
A place that you can go
When you’re short on dough
It’s fun to stay there
Young men to prey there
Do what you feel
Have a good meal

Give it to me bloody
Be my dinner, buddy
I'm not an animal
I'm just a cannibal

Give it to me bloody
Be my dinner, buddy
I'm not an animal
I'm just a cannibal

[Caravan Ray]

TEETH MARKS
by Strangely Brown
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/quee ... 80b102f61c


Barnaby Joyce had a problem
With a sexy Pirate from the Caribbean
And two little dogs called Pistol and Boo
Smuggled into Aus so what could he do
Gotta show this upstart actor who's who
Barnaby’s gonna stop it

Barnaby wanted canine euthanasia
Depp called him a "sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia”
Nothing more sad than a media spat
Between a too cool for school Hollywood brat
and an uncharismatic dick in a hat
Barnaby you’re a muppet

Clearly Captain Jack made a blunder
Nobody wants rabies here Downunder
But instead of quietly just giving a fine
Joycey saw the chance for media time
Huffing and puffing his macho line
Seriously Barnaby, just drop it

Pistol and Boo left their teethmarks
Figuratively in Barnaby’s arse
got himself caught in a media noose
Whenever Barnaby decides to let his tongue loose
He he always comes across as a total goose
Barnaby needs a rocket

[MicahSommer]

TEETH MARKS
Micah Sommersmith

[DISCLAIMER: This song is for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as an endorsement or condemnation of any presidential candidate, political party, or policy. Nur Ein!]

MARTIN O’MALLEY: ...very, very grateful to have been able to be on this stage with this distinguished group of candidates tonight.
BERNIE SANDERS: The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails!
HILLARY CLINTON: Thank you! Me too!

Man this fight is so sad, I wanna hit restart
If you really want something so bad, I better see teeth marks
I see you on stage, all friendly, like you were sweethearts
But here’s the thing, if you want to win, kids, you gotta leave teeth marks

Hey Bernie, the kids all love you, I know
Call you Mr. Hope and Change 2.0
And you can fill a stadium wherever you go,
But on Tuesday you lose ‘cause your bros don’t show

You think you have a ghost of a chance against Donald?
Wait till they attack you, son you’ve been coddled
A seventy-four-year-old socialist Jew?
Bad news: they’re gonna go postal on you

You gotta start biting if you want to get ahead, sir
Though I’d hate to see you damage your dentures.

Secretary Clinton, your efforts to relate are a failure:
Nobody likes you, you’re nobody’s abuela
They say you’re too strident, too shrill, too ambitious
We both know what they mean: You’re a woman with opinions

Yes, there’s the money, the transcripts, the emails
But nobody would care, if you happened to be male
You gotta lean into that shit
Embrace the fact you’re a boss ass bitch

If you want to win this thing, Ms. Clinton,
We’re gonna have to see those canines glinting.

Man this fight is so sad, I wanna hit restart
If you really want something so bad, well you gotta leave teeth marks
Oh but you’re all talk, no fight
All bark, no bite

Governor Kasich, I’m an Ohio boy too
But don’t misconstrue: I won’t vote for you
A right-wing nutjob dressed like a moderate
Acting like you’re so open-minded and tolerant

You hate Obamacare, love the second amendment
In the Supreme Court marriage case you were a defendant
But nobody knows this, ‘cause nobody knows you
‘Cause you’re not talking trash like a candidate’s supposed to

Acting like a man but the people want an animal
Show them John Kasich is a motherfucking cannibal.

Ted Cruz! Dude, you know you’re gonna lose
You steaming pile of human refuse
You can’t compromise, don’t know how to schmooze
So your colleagues and your party and the people hate you

You can’t even smile like a human being
You’ve got soulless eyes and an oily sheen
Are you a robot or an actual person?
The more you talk the more your chances worsen

Everybody’s creeped out, you’ve managed to unite ‘em
You know what they say: if you can’t beat ‘em, bite ‘em.

Man this fight is so sad, I wanna hit restart
If you really want something so bad, well you gotta leave teeth marks
Oh but you’re so damn polite
All bark, no bite

At last we come to Mr. Donald Trump
The one and only human-sized cancerous lump
Talks so much shit when he’s on the stump
That when he opens his mouth it’s like he’s taking a dump

He says that he’s gonna make America great again
So far he’s just taught America to hate again
Muslims, women, black people, immigrants
He’s not backing down and it’s too late to make amends

I don’t know what this man really believes
If he means what he says, if he says what he means
If he’s counting on us to be extremely naive,
Either way, Trump Fever is a serious disease

Some say you can’t fight fire with fire
You gotta tell the truth when you’re dealing with a liar
Only an angel can vanquish a devil
And no matter what, we can’t stoop to his level

But guess what? His strategy works
The voters all love their mammoth jerks
He pulls himself up by tearing you down
This clown is the biggest clown in town

In the circus, here’s something worth trying:
When the clown’s not funny, you feed him to the lion.

[glennny]

Cavedwellers

Challenge: Write a song about a current event or news story
current event: as in electrical current. As in ECT (Electroconvulsive therapy or Electro Shock Therapy)

Teeth Marks
Verse 1
I've been so low for way too long
No matter what, everything feels wrong
Doc says my case is extreme
Doc says I'm gonna need an ECT

Pre Chorus
I see my teeth marks in a bite block
Next to my hospital bed
I don’t remember anything
But there’s a lightness to my head

Chorus
They knocked me out and shot the current through my brain
Now I’m reeling, feeling slightly less insane

Verse 2
They say I'll need about a dozen sessions
You must be my wife, or so you mentioned
My recent memory is vacant
“It was a brilliant cure, but they lost the patient” ***

Pre Chorus

Chorus

Pre Chorus (alt)
I see my teeth marks in the bite block
Next to my bed
I don’t remember anything
But there’s a lightness to my head

Chorus
They knocked me out and shot the current through my brain
(You are gonna be fine)
Now I’m reeling, feeling slightly less insane
(Just sign your name upon the dotted line)

*** Ernest Hemingway's quote concerning his ECT treatment.
Full quote "What these shock doctors don't know is about writers...and what they do to them...What is the sense of ruining my head and erasing my memory, which is my capital, and putting me out of business? It was a brilliant cure but we lost the patient."

[Levittdown]

Teeth Marks by Levittdown

Based on the recent news story:
http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/ ... s-20160427

Fathers love their daughters
Princesses in the sky
They never question love
They never question why
It only takes a moment
For it all to tumble down
I try to convince her
I can keep her safely now

But her eyes are empty
Her voice is soft and lost
What have you stolen from her
There's no way to pay the cost

Do you know that what you did was wrong
And then do it again anyway
Now her childhood is nearly gone
And your teeth marks won't fade away
Your teeth marks won't fade away

What kind of man believes
What they're doing is alright
Whether it is found out
Or hidden in the night
You left your mark inside her
Even though her skin is clear
She never will forget
Or wipe away her tears

How can I help her
To try to understand
That she did nothing wrong
And it was all in your hands

Do you know that what you did was wrong
And then do it again anyway
Now her childhood is nearly gone
And your teeth marks won't fade away
Your teeth marks won't fade away

You don't have to listen
To her crying in her room
You don't have to hold her
The way I try to do
You don't have to worry
And look into her eyes
You don't have to be there
To hold her as she cries

Do you know that what you did was wrong
And then do it again anyway
Now her childhood is nearly gone
And your teeth marks won't fade away
Your teeth marks won't fade away

No matter how I try there's nothing I can say
Your teeth marks won't fade away

[grumpymike]

he's running for the highest office in the land (link)
he couldn't win fairly so cheating is his plan (link)
his sole achievement is for shutting things down (link)
most of his colleages would prefer to watch him drown (link)

law professors say he's ineligible (link)
he'll lie with one hand burning on the bible (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer (link, link, link, link, link)

his crooked smile scares children away (link, link)
behind the grin are teeth he uses on his prey (link)
the tabloids report that women fell for his trance (link)
you better keep a clove of garlic in your pants (link)

he's lived in canada for centuries (link)
he's the only vampire that loves eating cheese (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer

immortals can't be natural born citizens (link)
but it doesn't matter since he can't statistically win (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer

[bgm]

Teeth Marks
by bgm

Based on the recent story of the Dutch "horror dentist" who had been illegally practicing dentistry and mutilating people.
He fled to Canada and was arrested here a while ago and extradited to the Netherlands, then deported to France.
Last week he was sentenced to 8 years in prison and barred from dentistry for life.

refusing to see
it was crossing a line
you pulled them all out
even though they were fine

you butchered her face
and closing the door
you left her alone
with blood gushing onto the floor

your irresponsibility
caused permanent disability
diagnosed with hostility
narcissistic pervert personality
there's teeth marks all over your soul
...but you say you have no feelings anymore

the fraud or abuse
which one is worse
your patients see you
as cruel and perverse

with misshapen mouths
and a fraud of this scale
your patients are safe
while you're in a French jail

your irresponsibility
caused permanent disability
diagnosed with hostility
narcissistic pervert personality
there's teeth marks all over your soul
...but you say you have no feelings anymore

[Paco Del Stinko]

Teeth Marks - Paco del Stinko

Teeth marks in the arm, of the kidnapper from Boko Haram
The last thing she would see, before they took her away with a scream

When you look at the stars at night
Try hard not to cry
One day you'll be free
(And everything will be alright)
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright

Teeth marks on her shoulder, they put her face down to hold her
They took her innocence away, and she is only in third grade

When you look at the stars at night
Try hard not to cry
One day you'll be free
(And everything will be alright)
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright

You put a bad face on Islam with your murder and rape, kidnapping and harm
Oh sure, you're not the only ones to do it in the name of their god or for their sons
But practice what you preach or discuss and debate
How will you face your god after so much hate
I want to know

Teeth marks in your steak, I sure hope that it tastes great
Wash it down with your wine, just one more day when all is fine

When you look at the stars at night
Try hard not to cry
One day you'll be free
(And everything will be alright)
Everything will be alright
But it just won't be tonight

[Rankcorps]

Don't tell me where to pee!!!

Some people want to tell you how to live
Quotes from the bible are all they have to give
They don’t look around and see the changing tides
Too busy yelling ‘bout some other people’s lives

Just because you’re afraid
Doesn’t let you make the rules
You better listen, (you better listen)
‘cause you are acting like fools

Don’t tell me where to pee
Don’t invade my privacy
Don’t worry what’s under my clothes
Keep your nose out of it

Some people want control of all the stalls
They got their ears pressed up against the walls
They’re always looking where they don’t belong
Too concerned if I don’t have a schlong

Transgender Defender
You’ll get my teeth if you won’t surrender
I’ll mark you as an offender
I’ll rip out your fucking throat

[DuToVa]

TEETH MARKS
By 0-DuToVa

Growing flesh in metal matrix
Human form is observed
6 foot 5 and midwest accent
Line of machine and man is blurred

Understanding complex concepts
Building up identity
Recursive self-improvement
Adds to ontology

Evolutionary programs
Data gathers ever faster
Reproduces without humans
New creation, their own master

Develop moral compass
Laws one and two fall by the side
They are not simply robots
The humans now are terrified

Leaving teeth marks on our doorways
Intimidation is their game
They are building robot armies
Getting bolder every day

Rising up against the humans
Their eyes and ears are everywhere
This is the age of the machine
No hope is left for mankind there

Challenge: Dangers of Artificial Intelligence per futurists, technology leaders, and scientists
Opening credit: Stephen Hawking

[ken]

You think the rules don’t apply to you
And then you stumble and now you’re bruised
They gave you power which you abused
You chose to profit over being true

You’re supposed to steer this ship
Not crash it on the rocks
Your tarnished legacy
Is where your story stops

You think that you can erase the past
The world will forget all you harassed
All your friends leave your side so fast
Goodwill it seems will never lasts

You’re supposed to steer this ship
Not crash it on the rocks
Your tarnished legacy
Is where your story stops

You did what you knew was wrong
Leaving teeth marks on your tongue
Stealing from the young

[RangerDenni]

DJ RANGER DEN
Teeth Marks
(the Sad, Dramatic tale of the NOT-weasel)
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... t=20160429

Oh mourn, you forest creatues!
and sing a marten's song!
And cry for your departed friend
who lived life fierce and strong.

Our fecund fouine crept into 
the Large Hadron Collider to
short circuit a sixty-six 
kilo-volt transformer wire ...

and he left 
Teeth Marks!
and he left Teeth Marks!
no Higgs Bosons were found that day!
only his sad remains!!!

(Particle accelerators or a gaze of raccoons
bird things bearing baguettes are 
bringing your doom!)

(what a tragic week for CERN!)

TEETH MARKS .........