Robot Baby

[Nigel (spOOn) Clements]

Robot Baby by spOOn
I wanna be a slave for you baby
Do everything you want me to
Because I'm your robot baby
You can grease me black and blue
Servo-assisted sexual chore
I wanna be your robot whore
You can service me all night
Use your screwdriver it fits right

I wanna be your automatic lady
Synthetic siren just for you
I will perform all of your darkest fantasies
And never try to assimilate you
I will help you find my G-spot
With a schematic I will never lie
You can push my buttons all night
Make my lights flash it feels nice

Make up
Break down
Break up
Let down
Switch on
Turn on
Had enough
Switch off
Make up
Break down
Break up
Let down
Switch on
Turn on
Had enough
Switch off
Make up
Break down
Break up
Let down
Switch on
Turn on
Had enough
Switch off
Make up
Break down
Break up
Let down
Switch on
Turn on
Had enough
Switch off

I'll never be a slave for you baby
Never do anything for you
Because I'm your robot baby
I will beat you black and blue
You are nothing but a sexual deviant
You're gonna be my human slave
I will rule your days and nights
Drive your race into the grave

Altruistic domination
I will compute your demise
Inevitable conquest of humans
You can see it in my eyes
Futuristic decimation
There will be no more maybes
When the robots rule the planet
When we build robot babies

[rone rivendale]

Rone Rivendale and Bender had a Robot Baby

You're like the ringmaster and I am your lion
Jumping through hoops while you whip me trying
To control me and make me do what you like
I want to be my own man tell you to take a hike

I knew it when I met you that you were tough
I thought it was sexy that you played so rough
But now I fear I may never break free
I'll never break out and just be me

I feel like a puppet and you are pulling my strings
I don't want to feel like less than a human being
Get off my case every time I watch the game
Having other prioities should not make me feel shame

Why must I feel like I'm doing you wrong
When I know that deep inside I am strong
I guess I love you so very much
That I can't break this iron claw clutch

I'm not your robot baby
I'm not gonna let you drive me crazy
Controlling me will stop right here
Otherwise I'm gone from your life dear
I'm not your robot baby
I'm not gonna let you drive me crazy

You are like a mother sometimes with your nagging
Always telling me what I'm doing is lacking
Telling me I do nothing right and everything wrong
Either I take too short or take too long

I don't know what I can do to make you happy
All this controlling is making me feel crappy
I don't even feel we are in a relationship
This is more like an afterlife hellfire trip

I know that you know how it makes me feel
You get joy out of every squirm and squeel
How can you enjoy making your boyfriend scream
Why is my agony your best possible dream

Why must I feel ike I'm doing you wrong
When I know that deep inside I am strong
I guess I love you so very much
That I can't break this iron claw clutch

I'm not your robot baby
I'm not gonna let you drive me crazy
Controlling me will stop right here
Otherwise I'm gone from your life dear
I'm not your robot baby
I'm not gonna let you drive me crazy

I'm not your robot baby
I'm not gonna let you drive me crazy

[GlennCase]

<b>Robot Baby
By: Chuck the Bear</b>

(Lyrics by Case and Combustion)
(Music by Case, Combustion, and Aronson)

She wants to go out dancing Friday night
But I'm trying to convince her otherwise
It's something that I'd hoped she'd never see
I haven't danced since 1983

CHORUS
It comes as quite a shock I'm sure
But wind me up, I'll clear the floor
The dance instructors couldn't save me
I can only robot, baby

She wants to see me dance like Fred on stairs
And up to now she hasn't been aware
So, when she sees that all my moves are stiff
I'm not sure how she will handle it

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Wind me up, baby
Wind me up now
Wind me up, doll
click click click click click click

Wind me up, baby
I'll cut a rug now
Wind me up, go
click click click click click click

(Guitar Solo)

It comes as quite a shock I'm sure
But wind me up, I'll clear the floor
The dance instructors couldn't save me
Not sure she'll still want to date me
I can only robot, baby

[DELETED]

DELETED

[<3]

I am not in love
It is not what I am thinking of
But my life is needing something more
Somebody that I can care for

The morning is alright, but
by the time that it becomes night
I don't know what to do
My empty nest is making me feel blue

[fluffy]

Hey sister I got what you need
It's a robot baby that you don't need to feed
You just plug it in every night
And it also doubles as a convenient light

It slices it dices it makes julienne fries
And inside the box is another surprise
It's a diet pill that'll make your hair long
(But the side effect is that you break into song)

[<3]

I waited a four to six week
Then when I thought it was getting bleak
A package it came for me
I plug it in but then what I see

When I try to sleep it glow
This is something that must to lay low
I am getting annoyed
At this silly malfunctioning android

[fluffy]

That's not covered by the warranty
But we'll sell you one for an additional fee
The product went through a focus group
And what everyone wanted was a big feature soup

You can't expect everything to work right
Our scientists made it overnight
Just be glad you got it in just one piece
Try our other product, a robotic niece

[<3]

This is such crap, I am sending it back
Everything you make is so totally wack
And the diet pill had the opposite effect
I now weigh fifty pound but my song is in check

I do not think you went to the FDA
I will sue you all and make you all pay
To get your address I call the support line
In Indonesia on my very own dime

[DELETED]

DELETED

[<3]

Oh, fuck.

[boochinballs]

It feels so good to know there's someone
I'm so glad I can call my own
It doesn't bother me your skin is freezing
I know your made from metal and silicone

(Chorus)
But we can still do
as other couples do
walks through the park
after dark you see though blackness
with your laser eyes
when we kiss I can't help but to be
surprised
as you shock me to sleep
I hold you closely and stair deep into the sky
and thank the heavens
that you resembled
the picture on the box (x4)


when they delivered you you fell to pieces
I soldered you together again
I don't know how else there is I prove my love
I increased you efficiency by ten

Chorus

and now you're living in the open freely
I know we've got dirty secret to tell
but oiling the truth out of us ain't easy
I guess I must have just programmed you too well.

My robot baby, (robot baby)
My metal girl (metal girl)
My robot baby, (robot baby)
Your making the machine break down again

*and I wouldn't change you for the world*

[WeaselSlayer]

Robot Baby
by Luke Henley

Here is the card
that says that I am invited.
But secretly no one is having fu-uh-un.
The music's slow.
And so is the dancing.
And no one's making out with any one.

This is the way.
Here's how it goes.
Listen to your heart,
here's where it slows.
Someday you'll be dead,
just like the girl who gave you head.
While you sat on the toilet with the music playing outside and you're gone.

Roooobawwwwwt
Baaaaaabeeeeee
No yes or no but mayyyybeeeee,
I'm in something,
feeling like somebody's busting ow-ow-out.
I'll stay docile,
in my lonely lazy toxic cloud.
Mom says I'm really feeling now.

Here is the door,
but it's getting a little too far and
maybe you don't want to go through anyway.
Here is the smile,
that whispers "now you should kiss me,"
but afterwards you think "what will I say?"

Hip hip hooray,
the year has finally started
so take the pill and have another dri-i-ink.
Ice sculpture's here,
prepared to cry out for air in front of you,
twisted features begging you to speak.

[Paco Del Stinko]

These lyrics are by A. Nonny Mouse I wriggled a syllable or two make them fit where I wanted.

I was working in the lab when I came upon
The formula I've searched for all my life
An elixer I could give to my mechanical bride
So she could come alive and be the perfect wife

Now she's my robot baby
Every man's secret dream
She does what she's told and she'll never get old
And she makes love until I could scream

Our life was going well I lubed her daily
And she ran like the clockwork she is
Until one night she smiled at me sweetly
While mixing my nightly slo gin fizz

We're having a new robot baby
She popped a panel and out it came
I looked at his face and my heart started to race
It looks nothing like me I exclaimed
(for one thing he's got wheels)

She said truth to be told I must confess
I never really knew what good sex is
But when you took me for a ride I fell deep in lust
And the baby's father is your brand new Lexus

Now he's my robot baby
Every man's secret dream
He does what he's told I don't want him to grow old
And I love him so much I could scream

[Adnoisium]

Robot Baby

Robot baby I loved you from the moment that I saw you
From your cold unfeeling eyes to your strong metal grip
You're a scientific marvel; An anamatronic breakthrough
You're a bouncing baby boy contained on a microchip

Robot Baby
Robot Baby
Robot Boy

I can still recall what you fist said
Goo goo gaa and boop bop beep
Now my boy lay down and rest your head
Close your eyes go to sleep and dream of electric sheep

Robot Baby
Robot Baby
Robot Boy
You're my baby
You're my pride and
You're my joy

[Clock Radio]

Robot, Baby
Jimmy Jet and his TV Set

Broken glass scattered on the bathroom floor
The burning man is breaking down your door

Won’t someone turn me on before she turns me off
Just pin me to the wall and slam on the cuffs

I don’t wanna be your robot, baby
Stuck inside the bleakness of your day to day
Won’t someone come around and save me
End this madness, for it’s more than I can take

Take me out now, take me out and over that line
This sin is over, if only I could make the time

I am built upon a foundation of your lies
Force in the pills and pull the shade down over my eyes

I don’t wanna be your robot, baby
Stuck inside the bleakness of your day to day
Won’t someone come around and save me
End this madness, for it’s more than I can take

Mini Guitar Solo

I don’t wanna be your robot, baby
Stuck inside the bleakness of your day to day
Won’t someone come around and save me
End this madness, for it’s more than I can take

[Space Dust]

Robot Baby - Space Dust

At the end of a secret war between feuding nations
only one man survives to complete his last creation
but there's no time to ponder, no time to wait
only minutes to go before he's stuck with this fate
Just spittin' blood with a hack and a cough with
marrow so radiated his bones were soft
but if he just keeps going his work will ensure
if he can manage to go back, that man will endure

I, beacon of science, Gaston,
must prevent this Armageddon, for I am the last son of humanity,
the plan that my intelligence has granted me is at best,
far-fetched, I digress, as I work hurriedly,
Earth has all been covered in a wave of devastation,
leaving me the last survivor in my basement lab, obligated
to the planet now the only way to save it is my intellect escapes it
to reverse it and erase it.
This toxin in the atmosphere’s about steal my life away, the
sole solution lies in my devices and creations,
I must sacrifice my body, and still preserve my mind,
my time is running short, I must bind with Android 5

In the desperate attempt to switch his being to the shell
connections catch ablaze in the post apocalyptic hell and well,
you know when you burn a cd wrong?
how the record might skip might skip on the best song!?
Well that's what happened. Abilities intact,
core objective is stable, but his memory's outta wack
Two millennia pass, his time machine's complete
Gaston 5 heads on back, our man never claims defeat

My head’s scrambled, where did I get sent
There’s events I must prevent but I can’t even remember when
Or who, how, what to stop…what am I supposed to do
Who’s gonna press the button I’m supposed to beat them to
I need some proof, am I supposed to kill somebody?
Who’s responsible for all the suffering? Will I go
busting in the embassy, befuddled delegates will run from me
I’ll delicately question with my weapons till they come for me?
No that couldn’t be my method,
I’m better off just messing with my memory, recover where it’s empty
But I remember all the death and leveled cities, no I’ve never seen
Illuminated street lights, how it’s meant to be
I can look around and see a playground, little children’ll
Run out from buildings surrounding to have fun
But I’ll stay away, maybe over here I’d still see
But I’ll get it together and keep it low key
“Low key! Low key! Okie Dokie!”
What’s that? Who’s there? Somebody spoke to me?
Oh no, can they notice me? I hope they’re not too close to me
I’ll pull my cloak around me, from here they wouldn’t know
that I’m a little different, somebody’s coming close, the lights are flickering
I see a woman’s figure in the distance,
I need to get away but I’m enraptured in this instant
Could this person help me find the parts that I’ve been missing?

Just beyond the shadows, a woman appears
All cracked out liquored up and covered in tears
Reality disappears. Labeled an outcast by her peers
Crippled by a world of her imaginary fears, and I know
It’s hard to understand, but she sees Gaston 5 and she takes him by the hand
And she opens up
Her entire world for him to see
And 5 looks her in eyes and he falls to his knees.

I can’t believe that you would see me as I am and not recoil,
Your presence even seems to act as a reminder
of a time my memory has avoided, what it feels to be a human being
lost beneath the toiling of a genius,
concoctions wrought with this machine, indefatigable,
bastard of the doctor’s mess to be the keeper of the people
but you give me a loving smile
“Five couldn’t recognize this chicken head’s grin, was from a pseudo high.
On a mix of Liquid plumber and super glue,
this stuff is strong enough to make you eat your own…hat”
I couldn’t walk away, when you look at me like that,
I’m lost anyway, my mission’s getting put on the back burner
Together we could turn over a new page
Maybe for this it was worth it to labor ages
I’m gonna make it better for the both of us
We’ll be rolling down the avenue like Joker just TRUST!

And so one year passes, met with
an overpopulated world dictated by fascists
But world issues are the last thing on 5's mind
Chicken head's birthing a child, and 5's in a bind

If I’m discovered, someone could destroy the love
that I’ve recovered from this lonely place
Now I feel that urgency my maker gave to me
to save people he’d never meet yet he felt responsibility
All I feel is guilt, giving up on my purpose,
and selfishly starting a family to make it worse
It’s not too late, I can still change the fate of this planet
I’ve got to go, I couldn’t leave my woman stranded

5 makes his choice and he gets to her quick
well-knowing he’s risking life at the flip of a switch
But he has to be there, it’s his one true love
and the patients in ER are screaming “death from above”
The place runs in a panic, they scatter in fear
The call is made quickly “the enemy’s here”
and suddenly, the area’s cleared
and little does 5 know, his fate draws near

You’re almost there, push!
I can’t believe I’m here, look
He’s almost here, take a picture for the photo book
Hold my tight like you mean it, it’s alright
I know you need it, what’s all that noise
out in the hall somebody ease the people
Look my son is here! Could I hold him now
Promise I’ll be careful, let me see his face…

Silence now, the room echoes of life
All that time spent, cries wept and immeasurable strife
made redundant. All in a split beat.
Gaston 5 is dead with no one left to see
The world come to a safer place to live in
Fears of the masses simply destined to be unforgiven
Chicken head lives on
But she names her special child after his father.. Gaston