June 8, 2007
I'm trying to figure out which memory is chronologically my first, but I think it may be this time, around 3 or 4, of me trying to go outside to play basketball with my older brother, who at the time must've been 12, and his friend. I remember asking why his friend, who was very fat, had boobies, and then getting hit in the face when I tried to catch the ball as it fell from the rim. I'm pretty sure my brother did not want me to play with him, but damn I wanted to! By the way my brother laughed hysterically when I accused his friend of having breasts. I am now cursed with the fat man-boobies.
Am I rockin' hard, or hardly rockin'?
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...still at Brisbane Airport.Caravan Ray wrote:...and now I am sitting in the Qantas Club lounge at Brissy Airport with my flight having been delayed for 2 hours - and no guarentee it will ever actually leave.Caravan Ray wrote: I am about to fly to Newcastle this morning to attend a black-tie reunion dinner for my old footy club (go the Hawks!). A whole weekend of male bonding and irresponsible alcohol consumption! What fun!!
It seems Newcastle has been hit by a mega cyclone-style storm and the whole Hunter Valley has been declared a 'State of Emergency' (damn - why isn't that this weeks Nur Ein title!). May as well just put my dinner suit on, hook into the free alcohol and wait for the rain to stop...
Apparently I am now booked on a flight to Sydney. Qantas' theory being - well, we can't get you to Newcastle, but we can drop you somewhere within a roughly 200km radius!
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