I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

[signboy]

Oley crap. Fort St. John just got a second nightclub. The dj rocked enough to play some pendulum for us. I tried to type stuff last night, but my laptop was hooked to the tv and I couldn't figure it out ( I guess). I get up this morning, and the tv is facedown on the floor in front of the stand, there is a pan of burnt sausages on the front steps, and my cat won't go near me. And even my poo smells like rum. Work is gonna suck.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Due to lack of a pre drinking thread, I'm going to post in here.
I am about to drink.
Lots.
Tomorrow, I will bitch.
Lots.

Signboy, that's funny because I just told Aardwolves the same thing yesterday, lol. Apparently I failed, because I feel quite chipper this morning. I'll try harder tonight.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Just putting a yeeeeee-haawwww! out there. So, yeeeeeeeee-haaawwwww!

[Billy's Little Trip]

Yeee Hawwww, Chuckles! ...and I'll raise you a WhOoP wHoOp!

[signboy]

o my todd... I think I just told my friend's wife that she's hotter when her husband's passed out. Prolly bad. Bad me. I blame it on the rum. Rum and rum&peach schnapps shots at the friends house. Horrible. did i say hic?
hic.
and again.
dammit! I cant get rid of these hiccups. is there a cure fir that?b
hic.
Dammit!

[Leaf]

o my todd... I think I just told my friend's wife that she's hotter when her husband's passed out. Prolly bad. Bad me. I blame it on the rum. Rum and rum&peach schnapps shots at the friends house. Horrible. did i say hic?
hic.
and again.
dammit! I cant get rid of these hiccups. is there a cure fir that?b
hic.
Dammit!

I have heard tales of fort st. john's. Which leads to the question: so what did she say?

[signboy]

I don't know what she said, I don't even remember posting that last.

[Leaf]

Well, right now you got what we call "evidence" posted above.... might want to consider if that will come back to haunt you.

[signboy]

Oh boy.... trying to kil the pain of a sprained ankle. Flew a 16 ft kite tofay, anf it beati the shit out of me. im soare that if I drink enough rum the ain will go away but it just aint working
for the record:
do not fly large kites in high woind unless you know what you are doinh.
rum will not make it better. It sucks and it is dangerous.
do not do it.
you see what happens when you go yo youtube and sesarch for "power kite accisent"?
stupid people doing stupid things.
do not do it.

wait, yes, do it. most fun evar.
that sucker picked me up into the air and then daragged me across the field. Mother nature is a force to be reckoned with. do not underestimate her. she will kill you.

[Leaf]

Did you get video or photos.. cause we need proof damn it.





No seriously, we need proof.










(ok, no we don't, but I have this great image of some dude clinging to a kite string and I'm yellling "just let go!!! Just let go!!! Kind of a `Mike Myers`moment...)


Reminds me of a friend of mine who is from Ft. St John`s. His brother and he would hold pillows over their head and neck, drink, and throw kitchen knives at each others backs to see who could take it. Great fun until he punctured his brother`s kidney. What the hell is in the water in Ft. St John?

[signboy]

Ha, yes we did film most of it. And do you know what? The footage sucks. I was only like a foot high, and landed funny on my ankle. We have tons of shots of people getting dragged away though.

[Leaf]

HJey bitches.

GUESS WHAT. singstar rules... yea.


good evening. I am tonight consuming the wines of the white and red variety. And I say "YUM!"


That's correct... yum. Now , for you minors out there, let me clarify, booze is fun... as long as yoour'e resonpslbiel.


Tah'ts right. Get a spell checker. RESPONSIBE drinking. Oh, and I'm wearing payhjma.s important.


So, I suppose now is s agood time to point out that I have been enjoying the songfight scene more than ever, and I think it's cause I took a break... I was just spending time on a board without c reating anything but post counts and some incredible perspective on random individuals through out the world.



Waht the fuck am I talking about?:?? Shit.


So, like, totlally man. Dude. rock it.

Lucidity is silent, according to some prog rock group that scares me. Do you know how fucked it is to realize you are: "insert fear" .



I want to see kite footage.

[signboy]

kite footage in the youtube thread.

[Lord of Oats]

i'm kind of weed right now

do we have a thread for that?

woooooooooooo

[Reist]

i'm kind of weed right now

do we have a thread for that?

woooooooooooo

Well done.

ps - how did you get up the energy to type that?

[Lord of Oats]

Well, I was really only kind of. There wasn't a lot to go around. And I was already at the computer.

[Reist]

There wasn't a lot to go around.

That's when you move to Canada.

[Lord of Oats]

I heard it's not very illegal there either.

[Caravan Ray]

There wasn't a lot to go around.

That's when you move to Canada.

Or New Zealand.

What is it about these "little brother"-type countries? Total stoners.

[Leaf]

PINOT GRIGIO. Proprietor's reserver...


uyum...


HEY SONGFIGHT. guess what.

THATS right. I let you in on a little secret.. EVERY TIME I RECORD IPM jumping up and down and gettign inter oer... her. ya.


yah. JUMPING. Like a god damn fr3eakin freak... I love it. I lov e the music.. AMDIT IT /



IF you odn't love it, why do it? \



HAMMERED. time. rock th esh

BED TIME.

[Billy's Little Trip]

See, that's why I don't drink....































































wine.
~Rabid Garfunky

[Leaf]

Yeah.


um.


Sure makes a person articulate and thoughtful though eh?