I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

[Caravan Ray]

They have the frikking paralympics - When are they having the kind o fdrink ruight now Olympics

I want to be in the 100m Inappropriate Facebook Post

[Billy's Little Trip]

They have the frikking paralympics - When are they having the kind o fdrink ruight now Olympics

I want to be in the 100m Inappropriate Facebook Post

[RangerDenni]

They have the frikking paralympics - When are they having the kind o fdrink ruight now Olympics

I want to be in the 100m Inappropriate Facebook Post

"LIKE"

[hillbilly]

Have started a new project, rewiring of the old equipment, an new installation of a overflow tank at the Waste Water Treatment Fac. in Morganton NC.Year and a half project.(somethang smells like shit out here).Anyway, I have been warned bout drug testing. Been clean for three weeks. Have switched from brown liquior to half gallons of Vodka.I can drink it with orange juice, which is healthy or any other old juice which is laying in the fridg. Gives me a different out look about everything, I'm just saying, drink Vodka hard it will change your life.

[RangerDenni]

bump. #slurp
oh.
I totally typed my Lurics right. So HAH!

[roymond]

I am working on reasonable qualifications for this thread. It's Friday night. The wine is flowing. I've been unemployed for two weeks. The title doesn't appeal to me. I'm watching Tomorrow Never Dies with my boys. Teri Hatcher's dress falls to the ground...Erik: I thought he was having an affair with the Chinese spy. Jason: Bond is always having 20 affairs.

They grow up so fast...

[Sober]

Russian #9.

Not sure what it's actually called, or if it's even Russian, but it's got crazy letters and a 9 on it. It's strong, 24oz, and we're allowed to have two of them. After six months of not drinking, I'm pretty sure I'm kind of drunk. I'm in Manas, Kyrgyzstan, and it is fucking cold as Satan's cum out here. I had to return all of my cold-weather gear, so I am without gloves, or anything heavier than a long-sleeved shirt. Beer keeps me warm, though.

This link may or may not work:

[fluffy]

That label apparently says "BALTIKA 9." They have an American website but Firefox blocks it on malware grounds. But here's what Wikipedia has to say about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltika_Breweries

[signboy]

bnleeeyah!\mmember whe n \I used to post here a\s a sinnlgle guy who was a retreaded sack o shyte>?
well, now I'm a married sack o shyte.
bleeeyah! muthafucka@ just sayin.
wife's in bed, but I has a bott;le of rumn,
wait.
I used to has a bottle of rum. sonovafuck.
where sid it go\>?
oh wait, there it goes, outta my peepee.
hee hee.
the cap'n kickled my ass.
just sayin., like, I'm totally not b aragiin or nothin, just, you know, sayomng.
fick.
so, ther'sd like., |I'm all dunknked up and calling people &^ shit.
anybody wanna get drunk dialled?
I'll totallly call ya.
ok. wait. the night is callin g. it has a stronger voice than the captain called MOorgan.
bummer.
do I crawl forth into the dark, fangfs ablaze, roiling wijhth the fever of bloodlust?
nay.
I carwl the fuck into bed, with a lust for unconscious oblivion, tai9nted with vaseline and wife shoulderblade.
ew.

[fluffy]

i tried to hold my own against spud

i couldnt

[Spud]

Sorry. I tried to take it slow.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Ha. Spud got fluf all effed up.

[HeuristicsInc]

so i need to bottle a batch of homebrew (belgian dubbel) this week but i don't have enough bottles. that means i need to drink more of my older homebrew (robust porter) so i can fit it in. damn! the work i have to do for this hobby!
-bill

[Billy's Little Trip]

so i need to bottle a batch of homebrew (belgian dubbel) this week but i don't have enough bottles. that means i need to drink more of my older homebrew (robust porter) so i can fit it in. damn! the work i have to do for this hobby!
-bill

Damn, I wish I was closer. I'd gladly help you out with your empty bottle dilemma.

....or would that be a full bottle dilemma? ....wait, I'm confused now. *counts with fingers as if that will conclude something*

[hillbilly]

few years ago, wife and i split. Started brewing. Used my extra bedroom for carboys and 6 gallon plastic containers. Had some kick azz porter brewing. Don't know if it was the extra sugar or a bad vacum breaker. Exploded. I have smelled like beer from that day

[HeuristicsInc]

maybe you didn't let it finish fermenting before bottling...
-bill

[hillbilly]

1974 , drunk and each of us, ate an orange barrel thang, i was 15. friend with a push button trans,(on the dash) big block valiant station wagon, said i know some chicks (cuse me fluf) i wanted to say hoes. Can you cum up with 15 dollars, All i rember is (cover of the rolling stones)and the allman bros, sitting on a muddy bank in a shitty football field in Ashville.It was raining and i never got none

[roymond]

hi .

[jb]

hi .

looks like Roy got his ass kickled, in Signboy parlance.

[fluffy]

Even with alcohol and careful fan-edits to remove the worst aspects

the star wars prequels

FUCKING
SUCK

[hillbilly]

gonna stay in the (drunk Room). If intrested check out my Christmas song working on.

[Rabid Garfunkel]

Damn... been fdrink for a long time. Been searching for the name of latest Gom guy I fucked (Billy Holiday) 'cause the song is still in my blood, and it comes up in my playlist when I'm editing my wife's sex book. But really, I just miss you crazy mofos. Apologies to LSK too, the AS song is/was the only choice, but I got lazy, and flaked it all. Well hell, since my band is in fuck-off-ville, maybe I'll bring some absurdity for y'all to trounce, heh.