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Macaque Attack - 'Hot Tea For My Hottie'

Verse 1
Hot tea for my hottie,
She likes it sweet and white,
Says it's great,
When she takes it late,
And it keeps her up all night

Verse 2
Hot tea for my hottie,
She loves it warm and wet,
Makes her moan,
Gasp and groan,
When it starts to make her sweat,

Chorus
She comes around each evening,
To end the hard days toil,
Spreads out on the sofa,
While I bring it to the boil

Verse 3
Hot tea for my hottie,
Sometimes a double bag,
It's never wrong,
When it's hot and strong,
And causing tongues to wag

Break

Verse 4
Hot tea for my hottie,
She never gives me flack,
Looks in my eyes,
Lets out a sigh,
Then swallows it right back

Verse 5
Hot tea for my hottie,
Steamin' milky treat,
A smile springs up,
As she takes a sup,
And makes her day complete

Chorus
She comes around each evening,
To end the hard days toil,
Spreads out on the sofa,
While I bring it to the boil

Outro
Hot tea, hottie (repeats)

Hot Tea For My Hottie - Paco del Stinko

She's a minx - and always on fire
A river of lava molten desire
She burns me up with her touch
It's never a little never too much
Only one thing can cool her down
Make my baby safe to be around

Hot tea is a cooler for her (Hot tea)
And she's my ruler for sure
And when I need a rest (Give it a rest)
I can only attest that hot tea is a cooler for her

A supernova - shines from her eyes
A cosmic goddess of radiant light
She melts me down with her look
It's cover to cover every page of the book
Only one thing can cool her down
Make my baby safe to be around

Hot tea is a cooler for her (Hot tea)
And she's my ruler for sure
And when I need a rest (Give it a rest)
I can only attest that hot tea is a cooler for her

I could put her in a cold shower, but the water would turn to steam
But really why would I want to cool her down
I'm living inside of a dream, and I know you know what I mean

Hot tea is a cooler for her (Hot tea)
And she's my ruler for sure
And when I need a rest (Give it a rest)
I can only attest that
Hot tea is a cooler for her (Hot tea)
And she's my ruler for sure
And when I need a rest (Give it a rest)
I can only attest that hot tea is a cooler for her

Cooler for her, she likes the hot tea
Hot tea for my hottie

Hot Tea For My Hottie by Mister Johnny Cashpoint

Girlfriend’s all besotted ‘til she spots me getting grotty with the
Vacuum cleaner, stood there staring at my stodgy body
Up to something sloppy, catch her glare and I go floppy, caught me
In Flagrante with my secret hobby, beam me up now, Scotty!

Messed up so I’ll make up, make some hot tea for my hottie
Make sure that she drinks up to make sure that she forgives me
Act of kindness to offset desire she has to slap me
Soak the sugar cubes in codamol* so she’ll sleep happy,

Girlfriend’s snoring loudly, feel profoundly soundly cocky -
Continue with my hobby, keep researching sexy study
Since I dosed her, I’ve been growing closer to the toaster, doing
All the things they warn you off on Health and Safety poster

(Love my girlfriend oh so much, but she’s less wife than mommy
It’s household appliances I turn to for my jollies ...)

Wakes up so I’ll make up, make more hot tea for my hottie
Make sure that she drinks up, to make sure that she forgets me
Once she’s back asleep, it’s time for me to test my mettle
Drugged my girl’s hot tea now there’s another use for kettle

I’m so messed up, messed up everything that I’ve been offered but
When I’m rogering the ironing board, I’m not that bothered.
Yes, of course, I know we’re doomed, my girl will wake and leave me
But I’ll be too busy boffing microwave for grieving ...

*Not sure if Codamol exists outside the UK - it's a combination of codeine and paraceatmol. Not sure it's actually strong enough to put a partner to sleep but good golly, it's good ...

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