NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

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NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby vowlvom » Sat May 12, 2018 3:40 am

Internet Sensation (Vom Vorton)

hello, and thank you for reading my email
let’s not use the word spam
I caught word of your generosity
and I’m in a bit of a jam
I’m trying to offer an exclusive service
but funding has just fallen through
if you could contribute a little cash
I’d arrange a demo for you

it’s a direct connection
technology and brains
you can feel all human knowledge
running through your veins

push your face to the screen, feel the vibration!
sign up for an internet sensation
many thanks for your (most) welcome donation!
please hold for your internet sensation

hello, and thank you for completing our survey
sorry that you weren’t impressed
the reward is linked to the size of your gift
sorry if this rule was not expressed
I trust that we haven’t lost your faith
and we hope you’re not sore
the window is closing on this special deal
could you afford a little bit more?

[chorus x 2]

hello, we’re sorry to hear that you’re leaving
we’ll delete your account right away
perhaps our service did not suit your hardware
please try us again someday!
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby arby » Sat May 12, 2018 10:28 pm

Internet Sensation (Lucky Witch & the Righteous Ghost)

Tired of being no one, you wanna live out your dreams
Desiring the camera’s eye, the cult of personality
Do you want to go viral? A name in the news
Swimming in the money room, your millions of views

Well I’ve got a pill for you
Buy yourself a new life
Internet sensation, the operators are standing by

A new dose every day will rewrite the script
You’ll be unforgettable, the name on everybody’s lips
You’ll have all the attention, the adoring fans
The key to popularity is in the palm of your hands

Well I’ve got a pill for you
Buy yourself a new life
Internet sensation, the operators are standing by

24 easy payments of $19.99
if you feel yourself fading, it’s only in your mind
24 easy payments of $19.99
if you feel yourself fading, it’s only in your mind

voice over:
“Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, vomiting diarrhea, temporary loss of ankles, mistaking strangers for close friends, hearing echoes of voices of teenage babysitters, unexpected Instagram followers, rabies, restless bowel syndrome, breakdancing in the rain, cataloging every friend who has abandoned you and who you have abandoned, wrestling small dogs, crocodile tears, perceiving your favorite songs as suddenly dissonant and meaningless, withdrawing cash at ATMs even though you have plenty in your wallet already, sneezing blood, a sense of permanent listlessness, the feeling that the bones of your inner ear have fallen out and are rattling around in your bladder, everything tasting like orange juice and toothpaste, wishing you were an eighty-seven year old Japanese woman with five children, fifteen grandchildren and countless great-grandchildren, one of whom reminds you of the first boy you ever kissed, color-blindness, Mardi Gras beads, hot flashes, ice cold dread, shapeless nightmares drifting in the corners of your vision, ants under your skin, snakes in the tall grass, David Byrne reciting your inner monologue, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme, time, time slipping away like dead autumn leaves on the last Sunday of the last October you will ever see. Internet Sensation is not recommended for the elderly, pregnant or nursing, anyone who has ever seen a dead body, particle physicists, reindeer hunters, Mark Zuckerberg, unexpected houseguests, people with allergies to pet hair, sunlight, peanuts, shellfish or kindess, selfish loners, gregarious social butterflies, people born in the Northern Hemisphere, anyone who’s ever looked at the sky and wondered what it’s all about, Australians, right-handed people or habitual gum chewers. Consult your physician before getting out of bed in the morning.”

24 easy payments of $19.99
if you feel yourself fading, it’s only in your mind
24 easy payments of $19.99
if you feel yourself fading, it’s only in your mind

“Be your best with Internet Sensation!”
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby glennny » Sun May 13, 2018 8:27 am

Internet Sensation
by cavedwellers

Verse 1
The hour is aging
Like your frustration
You have enough of acting tough
Your fire is raging
Caloric intake, another mistake
You’re insecure
Go take the cure before your gut breaks

Pre-Chorus
Don't let life pass you by
Take charge of your own fate
We’ll make your feeling good
Turn into euphoric great

Chorus
Take one dose of Zacuity
Set your mind at ease and
Learn how to focus
Be a productive busy bee
You'll be boredom free
Everybody will notice

Verse 2
You want performance
Your career is dormant
You’re having trouble attending to what is important
You need enhancement
No flight of fancy
Just something strong and safe to help you with advancement

Pre-Chorus
Chorus


Bridge
Internet sensation’s fleeting
There's no required reading
We take the dream of Kanban
And arrange it in your brain

Chorus
Phillipso, Older Brothers, Semolina Pilchards, Zipline , Thank Glennny for the Frisbee, The Odoriferous Valley, The Worldly Self Assurance, Berkeley Social Scene, Very Gentle Knives, Daddy Bop Swing Set, GUNS, The Kraken Lives, Cavedwellers
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby thirdcat » Sun May 13, 2018 10:34 am

INTERNET SENSATION

taste my new blue orange
easy way to converge with everything
you can collapse space and time and find yourself
there beneath the rind

it's an internet sensation
spreading across the nation
and even beyond the wall
it's the world wide web after all

buy a new blue orange
the quick way to feel like your real life
and know how
loving more than fear allows

it's an internet sensation
spreading across the nation
and even beyond the wall
it's the world wide web after all
Last edited by thirdcat on Sun May 13, 2018 3:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby grumpymike » Sun May 13, 2018 11:42 am

Here's what you need more than anything-
it just so happens it's what I'm selling
It's a faux felion robot companion
And it's going to change the world...

It can post its own selfies to instagram
faster than the typical kardashian
The algorithm puts Facebook to shame
This cat is going to show you how to hack into the main fame

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, mechanical meow
He's going to be your golden goose. Purchase yours now!

He rewinds and repeats so you'll never miss
The perfect opportunity to get some hits
Cause the internet loves seeing videos of cats
And this one is made exactly for that

He doesn't claw and he doesn't eat
He's better than the president at doing tweets
He'll monetize your youtube channel
And nobody will know that he's not a real animal

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, better order one fast
He's the best cohost for your next podcast
Woah, robotic kitty
You won't find him at humane society
Woah, mechanical meow
You can be famous if your order one right now

Do you have no interest in fame?
Well it's still for you, allow me to explain
Do have a fear of toxoplasmosis?
Would you love to own a cat but do you hate how they hiss?

Have you ever had one shit on your bed?
Did it ever try to hump you while it bit your head?
Does it love lasagna or hate mondays?
Well, I think you're going to find this product more to your taste

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, mechanical meow
He's does something impressive and then takes a bow
Woah, robotic cat
He's just like a real one but he don't get fat
Woah, robotic kitty
If you buy now
If you purchase now
If you order now
I'll send you some real ones free
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Postby noma » Sun May 13, 2018 11:46 am

Nick Soma - Internet Sensation

It's in the look, it's not the smell
And it works well even across the screen
We can't explain the way it works
It's almost magic and it's secret anyway
Just need a sprinkle on your face
You'll be amazed what this spray can do
We can't explain the way it works
It's not important and you need it anyway

If you have the feeling
You ain't got no special talents
Nothing to make people look at you (plenty of likes for you)
Do you want to be appealing?
Do you want to change your boring life?
Well, now you know exactly what to do (lots of subscribers too)

It needs to be applied
Every time you do a video
And you'll become an internet sensation
In no time
Here you go

It's in the look, and that is why
You can't deny, some have it and some don't
We can't explain the way it works
But we assure you, now you can be one of them
Just need a sprinkle on your face
You'll be amazed how much things can change
We can't explain the way it works
It's not important and you'll buy it anyway

So you have the feeling
You ain't got no special talents
No reason to check out your video (it's just like in your dreams)
But now you can be appealing
Yes, now you can change your boring life
You always wondered how to do it, now you know (yours are the coolest memes)

It needs to be applied
Every time you post a video (this spray is key to your success)
And you'll become an internet sensation (be the newest craze)
In no time (delivered by UPS)
Here you go (in just three days)

It's gonna make them crave
Watching all your stupid videos (it's gonna make them crave your videos)
And you'll become an internet sensation
In no time (and you'll become an internet sensation)
The fanbase grows
Just strike a pose
Everyone knows
This is how it goes
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby carlo bruno jr » Sun May 13, 2018 1:37 pm

Internet Sensation (Carlo Bruno Jr.)

What can I do to please you? 
What can I play to make you waste your time?
 
I might be your lover or anything you want.
 
There's nothing real to drop down.
 
Instead being a loser that only needs to know the truth,
take my imaginary and original items.
 
If you don't need me in your life.
It does not matter, buy me now.
 
Then you will see I am an expert in how you act.
I will control your mind and remain inside.
 
As said your loved grandma, you will not find your stuff on the screen
 
The internet sensation fills your mind with shit
 
Instead being a loser that only needs to know the truth, 
take my imaginary and original items.
 
If you don't need me in your life.
It does not matter, buy me now.
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby lichenthroat » Sun May 13, 2018 2:25 pm

Internet Sensation
by Lichen Throat

Are you tired of broken strings
And writing your own words?
It’s time for a robot that sings
As pretty as a bird.
This songwriting robot
Is exactly what you need.
If you thought talent can’t be bought,
I’ve news for you, indeed.
This Songwriting Robot
Can do the work for you.
She’ll strum the chords and sing the words,
Always in perfect tune.

She’s got a thousand guitar tones
And plenty of fake brass.
Eighteen different trombones,
And banjos for bluegrass.
Just type in any title,
And she’ll spit lyrics out,
In anapestic double rhymes
Or angry punk rock shouts.
This Songwriting Robot
Can do the work for you.
She’ll strum the chords and sing the words,
Always in perfect tune.

Don’t worry that this might make music
Lose its human touch.
Step into the modern age
And drop those pearls you clutch.
So stand aside and watch
The android artists have their birth;
The hour has come for new machines
to inherit the earth.

Just lie down on your couch to sleep
And she’ll do all the rest.
Dream of royalties you’ll reap
Once all the discs are pressed.
You’ll be an internet sensation
Like Rebecca Black;
Just try electric compensation
For all the skills you lack.
This Songwriting Robot
Will do the work for you.
She’ll strum the chords and sing the words,
Always in perfect tune.
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby truth » Sun May 13, 2018 6:49 pm

Internet Sensation
By Mandibles

We’re all living binary lives
Disconnected from husbands and wives,
Mediated by screens,
And you know what it means:
Alienation.
It’s a fate that we chose to embrace,
But VR goggles scarred up our face.
It just wasn’t real;
We needed to feel
True sensation.
But this, my friends,
Is where the road ends!
Now, thanks to our patented system,
Every wireless byte
Will explode into sight
With a delicious tactile frisson:
Internet Sensation™

Just plug it right into your phone,
Or into your desktop at home,
Then watch the program unfold,
It’s a sight to behold
Its creation.
If it seems to costly a price,
Don’t you worry—we’ll share this device.
To get its job done,
It only takes one
Installation.
A fractured fractal
Returning the tactile
World that we used to live in,
It will just take a day
To take it all away
And soon then we’ll all be forgiven.
Internet Sensation™
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Postby Pigfarmer Jr » Sun May 13, 2018 6:56 pm

Internet Sensation
Pigfarmer Jr

Do you have excessive hair in your nose and ears?
Are you embarrassed when you speak to your peers?
Is unsightly hair the cause of your frustration?
Well, let me tell you about the new internet sensation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

That's right! Just one little pill!
At an introductory price so no high bills.
A brand new product from the balderdash foundation
It's already becoming the new internet sensation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

No need to sit for an hour or more in an uncomfortable chair,
Just one little pill twice a day will remove all your hair.
Take two daily for the entire duration
Your one and only need for hair growth cessation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

Go to our website to put it to the test
You will find we are a cut above the rest
Let us help you stop your consternation
Come on and join the new internet sensation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

Some side effects could include: total hair loss; excessive nose bleeding that could, in some circumstances, end in death; extreme thirst; being mistaken for a human sized penis; suffering from a lack of warmth on your head, neck, arms, torso, arse, legs, feet and in some instances, the palm of your hands. Do not take if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, know someone who is or could become pregnant, or are the descendant of someone who has ever been pregnant. Results may vary. Rumors that you may grow a second head similar to Galactic President Beeblebrox are mostly unfounded.
I released my first album on January 26th, 2018.
Free download (for a limited time) or purchase a CD:
http://tcelliott.bandcamp.com/

Ad astra per alia porci - Steinbeck
(To the stars on the wings of a pig.)
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Postby Lunkhead » Sun May 13, 2018 7:32 pm

Internet Sensation
by Merisan

Revolutionize your life
With our tiny pill
You only have to take it once
You’ll never see the bill

We want to make things right for you
We want you to be free
To be the person you were
Always meant to be

Revolutionize your life
Turn over a new leaf
Let us know how far you want
To go for your relief

We know that you’ve been hurting
We know you’ve made mistakes
We want to help you to forget
Your pain and your headaches

Revolutionize your life
With internet sensations
Tell us what your longing for
We’ll make the right connections

It’s time for you to find release
We want to ease you mind
You’re on a path to inner peace
So leave your life behind
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Postby BoffoYux » Sun May 13, 2018 8:36 pm

Internet Sensation (Boffo Yux Dudes)


If you feel life’s got you by the collar
You were the big man but you’ve gotten smaller
Cut down at the knees when you should be taller
This will cost you just 5 billion dollars

Get 15 minutes of fame
Your life won’t be the same

Just build up an empire of TV stations
Shove your point of view down the throats of the nation
Blame everyone else for your frustration
You promise a handshake while you give fornication

15 minutes of fame
Learn to play the game

solo

15 minutes of fame
You can’t bury your shame

Your humble beginnings will be exposed
From your teenage acne to your bad choice of clothes
They’ll want to know: is that really your nose?
Your privacy shrinks while paranoia grows


15 minutes of fame
You’ve only yourself to blame

If you don’t feel fulfilled
It might seem like a thrill
until they hand you the bill
Everyone’s in for the kill

And you don’t feel fulfilled
Do you feel fulfilled?
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Postby Caravan Ray » Sun May 13, 2018 11:03 pm

Internet Sensation
- Owl Chemist

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

Chatrooms are flat rooms
And mobiles are leashes
I’m shakin’ and stirring
Down here on the beaches,
There’s a snake in the break-room
Brush up the bride groom
A swimmer needs saving
He’ll need a mai-tai soon

I had a job between two city towers
I saw the sun between two city hours
Come home to nothing but a bronze gold-digger
I wanted something, I said “Life could be bigger”, and so now…

…if you wanna buy a surfboard check it out
We got long ones, we got short ones, quiver round
I’ll be lying on the beach until the sun comes out
Your Mum and Dad would be so proud
I’ll even take some photographs and print them out

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

I used to be an information sensation
But now I hang in different crowds
You and me were just two rods racing
But now we got it figured out

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
I used to be an internet sensation
But now I hang in different crowds
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
I’m logging out of this “life” simulation
Downloading waves and the clouds
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
Clancy’s gone to Queensland droving, and we don’t know where he are*
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

(* “Clancy of the Overflow”, A.B. (Banjo) Paterson, 1889)
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Postby Fisher » Mon May 14, 2018 7:24 am

Internet Sensation, by Fisher & Diaz

Who got the cheddar to afford a jar of caviar?
I’m seeing people looking empty at a salad bar
Who got the money
Oh, who got the money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

I got the soylent green if you’re sitting on the fence
It’s made of soy and lentils plus some more ingredients
Who got the money
Oh, who got my money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

What makes an internet sensation? Is it the internet? Probably.
It’s up to you. What can you do?
But is there more to it than that? Am I an internet sensation? Are you?
We’re all the same. It’s all a game.

Who got the cheddar to afford a jar of caviar?
I’m seeing people looking empty at a salad bar
Who got the money
Oh, who got the money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

I got the soylent green if you’re sitting on the fence
It’s made of soy and lentils plus some more ingredients
Who got the money
Oh, who got my money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

Is an internet sensation some sort of feeling you can only feel on the internet? Is that what an internet sensation is? Maybe.
I’m going to say that could be it: there isn’t much to go on so we’ll get away with it
(We’re full of shit)

Who got the cheddar to afford a jar of caviar?
I’m seeing people looking empty at a salad bar
Who got the money
Oh, who got the money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

I got the soylent green if you’re sitting on the fence
It’s made of soy and lentils plus some more ingredients
Who got the money
Oh, who got my money
No, it isn’t funny
I got your soylent

Soylent Green is made of people
Soylent Green is made of people
Soylent Green is made of people
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby iVeg » Mon May 14, 2018 10:55 am

Happiness in a spray
Happiness in a spray
If somebody has a frown
Spray this in their face
Their scowl is erased
A great big smile replaces it

Happiness in a spray
Happiness in a spray
It’s sweeping cross the nation
The internet sensation
Get rid of aggravation
Without the use of medication

Happiness in a spray
Happiness in a spray

Oooh internet sensation
I’m pickin up good vibrations

If somebody has a frown
They look so down they’re underground
Spray this in their face
A great big smile replaces it

Happiness in a spray
Happiness in a spray
Happiness in a spray!
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Postby RangerDenni » Mon May 14, 2018 12:10 pm

INTERNET SENSATION
by rangerden

Is the internet mean?
Is it the worst place you’ve ever seen?
Are you unpopular because some jerk is making you blue?
Then we have got a thing for you!

Just wipe your screen...
Wait two weeks and your life will be a dream,
like all your conflict never happened--
our magic towelette has wiped out your problem!

it's Troll-B-Gone
Troll-B-Gone
-a simple idea
yet ours is the real one
Troll-B-Gone, Troll-B-Gone
....and your butt/hurt will fade away

What you need is something drastic!
Something kinda fantastic!
Something a little insane ...
if you wanna be an internet sensation.....

Try Troll-B-Gone...Troll-B-Gone
you’ll post freely, so fearless and strong
Troll-B-Gone, Troll-B-Gone
We know it’s not about the fame
we don’t even know your name
but who wouldn’t want
to be an internet sensation
with....
Troll-B-Gone
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Postby RiddlenLeigh » Tue May 15, 2018 9:34 am

Do you have trouble going down the stairs?
Is walking really hard?
When your friends come by are they aware
That you’ve never been in your yard?

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Cause this product is for you
You don’t have to hide
Your fat lazy attitude

Just buy our
SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
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Is it a chair lift?
Or is it a hover chair?
Well your in luck because it’s sexy and it’s both.
And the best part is
Won’t leave your wallet bare
It’s 10.99 and includes a remote
(FO’ FREE)

SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
SEXY CHAIR LIFT HOVER CHAIR!
(Sexy chair lift hover chair!)

Do you have trouble getting out of bed?
Is the kitchen way over there?
Why use your legs when you could you instead
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Re: NUR EIN XIII - Internet Sensation - Lyrics

Postby Lunkhead » Tue May 15, 2018 8:59 pm

Internet Sensation
by Berkeley Social Scene

We know what you need
The answer to your greed
Even better than a thneed
Your expectations to exceed

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
Is sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

Sit through this presentation
We take pride in its creation
I can sense some hesitation
Your reward’s a free vacation

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
Is sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

It will change your perception
Challenge your assumptions
Improve your condition
Drive you to action

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
It’s sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

This internet sensation
Only by invitation
Now taking reservations
Full of anticipation

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