NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

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NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby iVeg » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:36 am

IVEG – Fan Theory

Faded yellow notebook
Crooked red steel scissors
Arrange and paste phrases
Same as “Elaine” by Rivers

Paranormal album
Under her scrutiny
Stealing secret message
Edging closer to me

I’m bleeding fountains of blue ink
She stalks in to take a drink
She sucks at arithmetic
Two twos are three or maybe six
I couldn’t bear to have her near me
Fan Theory

First I didn’t mind her
Crackpot plots to woo me
Got all helter skelter
Like the Manson family

CH

I told her to leave me alone
But she kept telephoning
Breaking into my home
No cop could stop her harassing me

CH

She knows me better than I know myself
Can’t stand to have her near me
Fan theory
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby vowlvom » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:57 am

(Vom Vorton)

all the girls in the typing pool can’t wait to give their opinions
on the whispers that filter in through the executives’ minions
a memo finds its way from the mail room into a desk drawer
RE: romance blooming up on the seventeenth floor

the phone operators find their eyeballs all drawn to the door
searching for an inkling of winks as we pass in the corridor
admiringly they discuss our special flair for concealing
what they assume must be a tremendous depth of feeling

but in fact our relationship barely amounts to an ounce
of a hunch between maureen and rory down in accounts

and despite the consensus it fills me with regret
to inform you that we’ve hardly actually met
the gossip makes the day a little less dreary
but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory

the source of the rumours: a christmas do where I kissed her
but she’s secretly seeing her superior’s little sister
in fact we’ve only spoken once since that fateful night
when she told me to back off, and I said: “alright”.

but a love affair needs more than the combined forces
of just susan, les and paul in human resources

despite the consensus it fills me with regret
to inform you that we’ve barely actually met
the gossip makes the day a little less dreary
but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory
the gossip makes the day a little less dreary
but she and me, we’re merely a weak fan theory
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby Caravan Ray » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:18 pm

Fan Theory
- Owl Chemist

I got a theory, its pretty dumb
But I think that Bob Dylan foresaw Donald Trump

Ballard of a Thin Man's Mr Jones
Seems to me to be referencing Justin Trudeau
And the one-eyed midget screaming you’re a cow
Is really donald tweeting calling dairy tariffs out

Napoleon in Rags then calls him, and he can’t refuse
To scuttle of to Singapore and give him a salute

While out here in the distance, all we can do is growl
With the Paris limits approaching, the winds will start to howl.
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby carlo bruno jr » Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:26 pm

Fan Theory - Carlo Bruno Jr.

This will happen to my lifetime.
Don’t look inside, that will make you cry.

On any screen you will see the truth that I wish for me.

I prefer to be a bastard of the Middle Ages
More than the son of that spanish man who claims to be my father.

We could say that it is like a stupid fan theory.

Better live that lie more than this boring life.

I prefer to be a bastard of the Middle Ages
More than the son of that spanish man who claims to be my father.

I will wear strange clothes and speak using strange words.
I will do anything to look like another .

I know I will lose all my future jobs but I will be happy being who I am not.
I will dedicate my life to my own fan theory, just to make it true

I will choose who I am and where I come from
My DNA no longer matters

I will star in my own fan theory
I prefer that lie more than this boring life.
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby RobStevens » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:23 pm

you think your life
is a tv show
evolving around you
wherever you go
we are all actors
in a supporting role
were mere puppets
under your control

this isn't a fan theory
fan theory
oh no
this isn't a fan theory
fan theory
oh no
you can theorize all you want
but you better look around
and
put your feet on the ground

you better get real
forget about MacGuffin
factually inaccurate
he's only bluffing
sometimes events
are just coincidence
there are no hidden meanings
and no covert evidence

contradictions don't need
to be reconciled
Occam’s Razor is the best
put it to the test!

this isn't a fan theory
fan theory
oh no
this isn't a fan theory
fan theory
oh no
you better be realistic
and look around
keep your feet on the ground

apophenia distorts your mind
confirmation bias makes you seeing blind
your life ain't a movie, not by far
you're not the Manic Pixie Dream Girl you think you are!
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby Lunkhead » Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:07 pm

“Fan Theory”
By Merisan

On tiny heads find shiny crowns
But they’ll be wrapped in golden shrouds
And one day you’ll be Queen

A taste of blood to feed the need
It gives the witch power to see
So says the prophecy

Ahhh yeah x2

A rash of hands grope for your throat
You sacrificed your only hope
You traded dragon fire

Revenge is lust that you can trust
Incinerate them into dust
For fame and your desire

Ahhh yeah x2

You are the danger they should fear
The living end is drawing near
A stranglehold of love and death
His grip will wring your final breath

Ahhh yeah x2

In flames and pain you made them pay
For every step you walked in shame
You lit the wild pyre

Who knows the truth the future holds
Your summers turned to icy cold
You’ll serve the Night Sire

You are the danger they should fear
The living end is drawing near
A stranglehold of love and death
His grip will wring your final breath

Ahhh yeah x2

Ahhh yeah x2
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby Cybronica » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:02 pm

Mandibles - Shadow

Send your demons down to the warehouse
Have them ask a-a-around
And abscond with the glowing remnants
Of a promise waiting to be found
They’ll end up double-crossing
Long on burgers, short on plans
Send in loyal reinforcements
To get the case and cut off their hands

Pre
Ask anyone
And all will say the same:
There ain’t any chance in hell
That guy in heaven will clear your name

Chorus
Mr. Wallace you fallen angel
Guarding the ancient ark you stole
Coveter of the covenant
Had you thought it would make you whole


He sees you sneaking, creeping, pleading
For your place of honor to be restored
He sees no reason to grant you entry
He is never gonna open up those doors

Are you hoping he wants those tablets badly
enough that any organism
With them in hand gets a Scott-free plan
To transcend your earthly prison?

Hate to break it to you mate
But he the big cheese sees all there’s to see
Dirty dealing with deceitful demons
Aren’t exactly his cup of tea
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Re: NUR EIN XIII round 6: "Fan Theory" lyrics

Postby glennny » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:35 pm

Fan Theory

shadow by glennny

Cameron is too sick to go to school today
He examines his place in the daze of the parade
the medicine can plant a fantasy
an alter ego can own the heart of Sloane

He's in an odd spot with an awful father

Ferris dares him to try and see him
and frolic , not sick, at the museum

The first rule of Ferris Club
is to never ever talk about it
you may need the catharsis
and the borrowed bravado

Cameron wants to take a joyride in the Ferrari
His phantom might be the best friend that he's ever had
His delusions will take him to Wrigley field
with an alter-ego, he won't feel so alone

he's in a great place until he breaks the make-believe

Ferris scares him, he wants to be him
but cautious and nauseous , he's only Cameron

The first rule of Ferris Club
is to never ever talk about it
you may need the catharsis
and the borrowed bravado

Cameron can be bold
Cameron can be Devilish
Cameron can be virille
Cameron is Ferris

The first rule of Ferris Club
is to never ever talk about it
you may need the catharsis
and the borrowed bravado

The second rule of Ferris Club
is to never ever talk about it
you may need the catharsis
and the borrowed bravado
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