The Song Fight Bulletin Board

by Mister Johnny Cashpoint

Natural stupidity
Sadly it is hereditary
Gene eight out of ten folk carry
And that includes both you and me

Natural stupidity
Forms our national identity
Not a crime or disability
Just the way that you were born, see

Don't you worry, sweets, you are not alone
you'd see if you'd stop looking at your phone!

Natural stupidity
Dimmer solidarity
Dumb folk run society
They design our policy

Natural stupidity
They've made it a commodity
To make them lots of lovely money
For this cutthroat economy

They're so underhand, you don't understand
You're too naturally bland to take a stand

Natural stupidity x2

Natural stupidity
Mixed with basest cruelty
Ignorance will set you free
And will do so brutally

In this book of life, we're on the same page
It's a colouring book with only one colour in it - beige

Natural stupidity x 2

Naturally Stupid
ellipsis solos by Andres Coca

Chicken bone cracks like a candy cane
My hunger screams won’t you listen
Force feed pasta in my face
You yank the plate away

Look at me now
I’m a writer
They published me
In Guernica

Kiss my eyelids kiss my cheek
Believe me when I bleed
On the bathroom floor

No hands mama
I’m a writer
It’s my nature
I’m all natural

I’m Naturally Stupid

Natural Stupidity - Paco del Stinko

Some things happen without trying
Love brings laughter hope and dying

Natural stupidity
Is surrounding me
And it won't let go - oh no

Watch the water go down the drain
It's not an offer you found the rain

Natural stupidity
Has put its arms around me
And it won't let go - oh no

Like a lightswitch that's not turned on
The right circuit in search of a song

Sunlight never blinds my eyes
Done right heaven minds the right size

Natural stupidity
Has got a hold on me
And it won't let go - oh no