Nigga Nigga Nigga (whiteys get ruffled so easy)

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:37 pm

I was reading Batman: Tales of the Demon last night, and Ra's Al Ghul and some other guy both say it is art when they do murders.

Southwest_Statistic · Post by **Southwest_Statistic** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:48 pm

PiGPEN wrote:I also like to use the word "entertainment" when talking about my music.

Your "music" is not "entertaining".

Mogosagatai · Post by **Mogosagatai** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:54 pm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was "Ughghghgaaauuugnnnnaaa"!

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:53 am

Leaf wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote:
Leaf wrote: at least when I was 16 christ I'd do it like 3 times a day but you know as you get older the urge subsides so it only has to happen like once a day now, although you gotta be careful cause if you expend too much energy the body HAS to take some to make up for it, you know, replace all the missing sperm so sometimes I'll do the sting...work up into a frenzy but not release the dragon so to speak which reminds me dragons were a SUPER popular fad in the 80's......

Didn't you masturbate for Canada at the '96 Olympics?

I got disqualified.

Apparently you can only use latex accessories. Grapefruits don't count.

5 best songs ever written about the sport of 'pocket billiards':

1. I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
2. Turning Japanese - The Vapours
3. Self Abuser - The Fauves
4. Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
5. I Touch Myself - Rolf Harris (Divinyls cover)

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:37 am

You forgot 'Wanking off Tramps for Small Change'. By the Beatles.

j$

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:48 am

I love the string arrangement in that.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:42 am

Hellen Keller jokes are cruel.

Did you hear the one about when she fell down a well?

She screamed until she was blue in the fingers but no one could hear her cause she had her mittens on.

Like I said, cruel.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:43 am

Caravan Ray wrote: 5 best songs ever written about the sport of 'pocket billiards':

Other songs about this subject would be

Been caught Wank'n - TISM
Grandads little ditty - Primus
Big Black shiny car - Shannon Noll (possibly)

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:58 am

Leaf wrote:Hellen Keller jokes are cruel.

Did you hear the one about when she fell down a well?

She screamed until she was blue in the fingers but no one could hear her cause she had her mittens on.

Like I said, cruel.

That's cold blooded. You were probably the one who rearranged her living room furniture.

One-legged waitress: Eileen
One-legged Japanese waitress: Irene
Where they work: IHOP

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:38 am

Southwest_Statistic wrote:
PiGPEN wrote:I also like to use the word "entertainment" when talking about my music.
Your "music" is not "entertaining".

Amen. And neither is the flash video. It's crude, rudementary, talentless and completely lacking any reason for any further intelligent discussion.

So drop it. Pigpen is a talentless individual trying to make his name among Artists who have more talent in the shit on the soles of their boots than this ass clown will ever possess. Why bother debating it with him?

Our collective art is out there for the world to find. His "entertainment" is getting you folks pissed off. Just drop it. It's pointless.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:55 am

Yeah, stop making Hellen Keller jokes about PiGPEN.

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:28 am

Dan-O from Five-O wrote:Amen. And neither is the flash video. It's crude, rudementary, talentless and completely lacking any reason for any further intelligent discussion.

So drop it. Pigpen is a talentless individual trying to make his name among Artists who have more talent in the shit on the soles of their boots than this ass clown will ever possess. Why bother debating it with him?

Our collective art is out there for the world to find. His "entertainment" is getting you folks pissed off. Just drop it. It's pointless.

If it wasnt entertaining you wouldnt still be talking about it :d
Hypocrite.

Talentless? I got more fans than you.

jack · Post by **jack** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:50 pm

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

PiGPEN wrote: Talentless? I got more fans than you.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:15 pm

...not only are you gonna pass me in posts soon...you've also managed to pass me for obscure bizarre posts....

I LOVE YOU.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:29 am

Leaf wrote:upon re-reading the definition of art that I am referencing from dictionary.com... it appears that one COULD make the argument that sport is a physical art... so, it appears I would be possibly wrong. Big deal.

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ha ha, yes...performance art... you see these guys in slow motion...dude, that IS art

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:19 am

First laugh of the day award goes to... Jack Shite!

so i'm sitting here reading that post and thinking "where the hell's the dirty part that's so abc disney sanitized for sunday evening viewing" when i get the placement and the quote thrown in and it just blossoms into the first flash of a nuclear explosion in my brain and then i'm on the floor rolling and the cat's looking at me like an igor who realizes that not only is his master bugshit nuts, but dangerously so and it's just about time to start looking for a carriage back to the old country to get the fuck outta dodge and really really that's just brilliant work there, excellent rendition of the joke and now my homage to poor june who's a nice guy sure but terribly puntucationally challenged is almost done... there, now it's done... teller has huge fucking hands, btw

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:02 pm

For those like me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

w-i-k-i-p-e-d-i-a is censored??? funny

Morbid Morgan · Post by **Morbid Morgan** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:19 pm

Albatross wrote: One-legged waitress: Eileen
One-legged Japanese waitress: Irene
Where they work: IHOP

Torso baby in a hot tub: stew
Torso baby in a pool: bob
Sun-bathing torso baby: chip

mkilly · Post by **mkilly** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:47 pm

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:16 am

um... are those bullet holes in the Idaho sign?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:07 am

YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!

Lyricburglar · Post by **Lyricburglar** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:40 am

abecedarian wrote:For those like me:

http://en.[CENSORED].org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

w-i-k-i-p-e-d-i-a is censored??? funny

"The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song,
my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her
perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage."

I'm an aristocrat?