Um.. the vice president just shot someone...

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:41 pm

Does anyone else find this disturbing?

* edit: File this under "Guns don't kill people, people kill people"

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:51 pm

I laughed so hard when I read this earlier today.

"peppered him pretty good"

john m · Post by **john m** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:50 pm

The best (worst) part about it is that it wasn't released to the public. The only reason it got out is because a reporter in a local newspaper saw the story fit to print.

The VICE PRESIDENT of a country SHOT A MAN and it wasn't necessary to report.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:23 pm

abecedarian wrote:"Guns don't kill people"

and neither does Dick Cheney. Well, not directly with a shotgun blast, anyways.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:07 pm

Two thoughts...

Too bad he doesn't go hunting with his boss more often...

short of that...

Now they'll have to actually turn on those metal detectors at the white house.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:35 pm

he's just proved himself to be a hardworking man. you got to respect a guy who takes his work home with him.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:55 pm

WHAT A DICK HUH

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:18 pm

And now the poor guy with shotgun pellets in his heart has had a heart attack.

jack · Post by **jack** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:41 pm

oh, wouldn't this be the sweetest, most poetic justice of all

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:37 pm

Here's what happened to the last clown that shot someone:

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:28 pm

roymond wrote:Here's what happened to the last clown that shot someone:
HIGH LARIOUS PICTURE!

Oh, thats good... they are trying to act sooo tough, and trying to act so vigilant against american culture... but in the end...they are just lookin' silly. So silly. As silly as american culture itself!

WOOT!

Possible Caption: HEY MOM!

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:17 am

That's Funny. Capital F.
If that's not real (like a shopped up Onion piece or something) I'm going to be HUGELY disappointed and I'll stop believing in Santa.

Don't you think they'd be surprised if a lost busload of American tourists showed up at that scene and started applauding, laughing, and helped the protesters carry Grimmace's sorry heft to meet Ronald's fate with the flames.

Maybe if that happened we'd finally get that deep cultural connection where they recognize that we hate pop culture too. They just haven't learned how to properly tune it out yet. (or we haven't learned to be pissed off enough yet by it).

john m · Post by **john m** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:43 am

If that isn't fake, that man has an unusually present head.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:14 pm

I'm pissed off about this whole shooting thing. Cheney's such a pussy. I want my VP to be a good frickin shot. What happened to tough ass politicians?? Next election, I'm voting for the duo of Samuel L. Jackson and Chow Yun Fat. Think of the diplomacy.

Lyricburglar · Post by **Lyricburglar** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:47 pm

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

So, they had a few beers at lunchtime, then The Dickster turned around, thought that the 78-year-old man in orange safety gear 10 yards from him was a duck - so he shot him.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me - I've had long lunches like that...

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:50 am

From WWE World Champion John Cena:

"How you gonna go out like that? Guy got shot by Dick Chaney, that ain't gonna get you street cred. Go on a street corner in Queens and get lit up, you can come back and go Platinum. You get shot by Dick Chaney, you've got nothing....What do you say? 'I got shot by Dick'? That's just weird on a couple of levels."

john m · Post by **john m** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:27 pm

He's such a thug!!!

Fucking hate Cena.

mc3p0 · Post by **mc3p0** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:49 pm

It should also be noted that he doesn't have a gun permit, nor a hunting license. But I guess certain monsters are so insulated from law that legality isn't something law enforcement would bother to consider. I'll bet he wouldn't even get zapped for operating a marjiuana farm, a puppy mill or even a brothel out of the White House. So much for duty, conduct and honor. Whittington appologized publically, ensuring that his children will survive within the Republican underground metropolis once Cheney orders first strike.

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