The Complaint Department

The Complaint Department · Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:57 pm

Hello SongFight! We are The Complaint Department, and we are open for your business. We bring music, advice and of course the requisite opinions which we fully expect to be brought back to us by unhappy customers.

The opinions and advice that is. Complaints about our music is handled by another department, and they haven't registered yet. We'll let you know what you can do with those later.

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:09 pm

The Complaint Department seems to be Out Of Order.

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:12 pm

And I have to take a massive dump.

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:15 pm

I guess I'll have to take over for the Complaint Department while they are out.

The Complaint Department · Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:30 pm

Wow one post and we're already "out of order".

And forcing people to defecate.

I guess day 1 is a success.

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:51 pm

Hello the complaint department. This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."

DELETED · Post by **DELETED** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:02 pm

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john m · Post by **john m** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:15 pm

deshead wrote:Hello the complaint department. This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."

And a purpose.

Reist · Post by **Reist** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:50 pm

john m wrote:And a purpose.

The purpose is sandwiches ... duh. What other reason do you need?

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:01 am

I've been complaining for 3 1/2 years now.

Where have you been?

The Complaint Department · Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:53 am

I was busy taking "Issue Resolvement" classes at a local community college. When this position opened up, I skipped the interview process altogether and annointed myself "The Complaint Department".

As for your complaining for 3.5 years, I see you joined in February of this year. I admit that math has never been my strongpoint, but that doesn't even add up to a half of a year. Regardless, I'm here to help madame, what seems to be the issue?

Mogosagatai · Post by **Mogosagatai** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:35 am

Songfight's been around much longer than this messageboard, TCD. And yeah, so has Ouster. Though he goes by many names.

The Complaint Department · Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:42 pm

deshead wrote:Hello the complaint department. This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches."

It appears that the author of that thread has apologized for his obvious oversight of the beer issue. If there is anything else we can assist you with, please be sure to let us know.

Out Of Order wrote:
Oust The Mods wrote:The Complaint Department seems to be Out Of Order.
The Complaint Department is not Out Of Order.

That is correctâ€¦..and Out Of Order is not The Complaint Department.

Mogosagatai wrote:Songfight's been around much longer than this messageboard, TCD.

Yeah I gathered that by the whole â€œFive Years Ago This Weekâ€

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:43 pm

The Complaint Department has been open for 24 hours now
and I have yet to hear one complaint come out of it.

This is a gyp.

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:45 pm

You people need to do something about your rate of production.

I would expect a complaint every hour or so.

You short on help?

The Complaint Department · Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:45 am

Oust The Mods wrote:The Complaint Department has been open for 24 hours now
and I have yet to hear one complaint come out of it.

This is a gyp.

You're confusing me with "The Whine My Juvenile Ass Off Department". That would be 3 websites over and to the left

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:29 am

What complaints are you offering us?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:43 am

Oust The Mods wrote:What complaints are you offering us?

Us.

See. I TOLD you that more than one person has been logging in as OTM.

Smalltown Mike · Post by **Smalltown Mike** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:53 am

Leaf is the Encyclopedia Brown of Song Fight!

Baby Oust · Post by **Baby Oust** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:57 pm

this doesnt wort

Oust The Mods · Post by **Oust The Mods** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:33 am

Who been messin' wid mah baby.

Ahm bout gettin' ready to whup me some butts round here.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:59 am

Oust The Mods wrote:Who been messin' wid mah baby.

Ahm bout gettin' ready to whup me some butts round here.

ha, internet tough guy. I'm so, how you say? oh yeah, scared.