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erik · Post by **erik** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:11 am

Hey, make a list about anything.

Top 5 Cute Chicks from TV commercials currently on the air:

5. The "No, we can't be more than friends" Spongebob-watch girl

4. The blonde in the Old Navy Christmas singalongs (I think they let her sing "bomber jackets")

3. The "Librarianesque hottie becomes unlibrarianized after busting a kangaroo trying to smuggle hair products through customs" girl

2. The "Let a dog steal your jeans and take them to your boyfriend" girl

1. The "Take a shower with your clothes on in a train station in order to sell toothpaste" girl

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:30 am

(also: the "oh how sweet you brought me flowers let me go put them in a vase while you climb out the window and retrieve your jeans" girl)

(i'm not sure whether that commercial is on currently though.. it was the last time i was watching tv though, which is extremely infrequent.)

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:10 am

15-16 puzzle wrote: 2. The "Let a dog steal your jeans and take them to your boyfriend" girl

I. Love. That. Commercial.

I'm not going to get all into this..but I just LOVE the whole panties / t-shirt thing on girls. LOVE THAT.

Phil. Redmon. · Post by **Phil. Redmon.** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:19 am

Hoblit, you are so gay.

Also: The jeans clearly didn't fit her. They were HIS jeans, and his trusty dog was returnin' some stolen goods.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:32 am

Phil. Redmon. wrote:Also: The jeans clearly didn't fit her. They were HIS jeans, and his trusty dog was returnin' some stolen goods.

that's not what i got out of it. i thought they were a couple and they were just playing some weird version of pants tag with their dog.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:39 pm

Hoblit wrote: stuff.

yeah, what he said

and that whole kind of thing on network TV thing. That's cool, too. I now realize what I miss these days "stealing" TV with my Tivo

JonPorobil · Post by **JonPorobil** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:33 pm

HOMER: "Quiet, guys, the commercial's on!"
[Family glares at him]
HOMER: "What? If you don't watch the commercials, it's like stealing TV!"

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:42 pm

fodroy wrote: that's not what i got out of it. i thought they were a couple and they were just playing some weird version of pants tag with their dog.

i love playing pants tag

[edit] what are the other versions of pants tag, exactly?

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:48 pm

fodroy wrote:
Phil. Redmon. wrote:Also: The jeans clearly didn't fit her. They were HIS jeans, and his trusty dog was returnin' some stolen goods.
that's not what i got out of it. i thought they were a couple and they were just playing some weird version of pants tag with their dog.

No, clearly the girl is trying to steal this guys jeans and..and....panties..yeah...and needs to be punished...right...punished....

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:59 pm

antonymic wrote:
fodroy wrote: that's not what i got out of it. i thought they were a couple and they were just playing some weird version of pants tag with their dog.
i love playing pants tag

[edit] what are the other versions of pants tag, exactly?

i'm not sure if there is another version, but i do believe there's a future for a game like pants tag. i guess one person wears pants and everyone else runs around trying to steal the pants. it would have to involve sexy people of course.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:03 pm

Generic wrote:HOMER: "Quiet, guys, the commercial's on!"
[Family glares at him]
HOMER: "What? If you don't watch the commercials, it's like stealing TV!"

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/sh ... did=206376

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:13 pm

Also:

Top Celebrity 5 Hotties:

5. Wynona Ryder (I know, getting old and busted..no pun intended)
4. Meg Ryan (she's hanging on)
3. Fairuza Balk (yes, just yes)
2. Marisa Tomei
1. Liv Tyler/Rose McGowen (tie, so both at the same time)

List subject to change every 4 or 5 minutes.

Honarble Mentions: Sandra Bullock, Sarah Silverman, oh god there are so many...that chick from that commercial...

jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:18 pm

that overstock.com chick is pretty hot. and i agree the spongebob watch chick is also hot.

and i friggin hate that old navy commercial, no matter how cute and shiny and clean those kids seem to be. it's a lie. and i hate those godassawful christmas lexus commercials that make me want to puke.

i should make a list of my most hated commercials....

jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:42 pm

top 10 current posters and by default, in most need of some form of therapy....

1. j$ (577)
2.    Leaf (492)
3.    tviyh (444)
4.    c hack (361)
5.    Generic (357)
6.    15-16 puzzle (335)
7.    HeuristicsInc (324)
8.    Jim of Seattle (322)
9.    Poor June (320)
10. Hoblit (317)

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:49 pm

jack shite wrote:top 10 current posters and by default, in most need of some form of therapy....

1. j$ (577)
2.    Leaf (492)
3.    tviyh (444)
4.    c hack (361)
5.    Generic (357)
6.    15-16 puzzle (335)
7.    HeuristicsInc (324)
8.    Jim of Seattle (322)
9.    Poor June (320)
10. Hoblit (317)

I'm really glad you didn't post the top 11.
I need a more interesting job.....

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:38 pm

Holy crap, I'm at 10?

goodness.

Also, Jack..and that chick from the overstock.com...yeah...it's all about the 'O'. And her giving me one!

ok, that was clearly over the top, someone please shut my white @$$ up.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:34 pm

Hoblit wrote:
Generic wrote:HOMER: "Quiet, guys, the commercial's on!"
[Family glares at him]
HOMER: "What? If you don't watch the commercials, it's like stealing TV!"
http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/sh ... did=206376

last i heard that bill was removed from the omnibus, and therefore not passed, along with some other ones that were even crappier. yay!
-bill

j$ · Post by j$ » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:18 am

jack shite wrote:top 10 current posters and by default, in most need of some form of therapy....

1. j$ (577)

Pretenders come and go. Only the truly insane can stay at the top this long.

jack · Post by **jack** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:36 am

j$ wrote:
jack shite wrote:top 10 current posters and by default, in most need of some form of therapy....

1. j$ (577)
Pretenders come and go. Only the truly insane can stay at the top this long.

in an insane world, a sane man appears insane.
-Confucious

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:41 am

jack shite wrote:top 10 current posters and by default, in most need of some form of therapy....

1. j$ (577)
2.    Leaf (492)
3.    tviyh (444)
4.    c hack (361)
5.    Generic (357)
6.    15-16 puzzle (335)
7.    HeuristicsInc (324)
8.    Jim of Seattle (322)
9.    Poor June (320)
10. Hoblit (317)

well it could be worse...

Phil. Redmon. · Post by **Phil. Redmon.** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:22 pm

Top Three Delicious Candies from My Perspective

3.Toffifay
2.Bottle Caps
1.Heath Bar

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:32 pm

Phil. Redmon. wrote:Top Three Delicious Candies from My Perspective

3.Toffifay
2.Bottle Caps
1.Heath Bar

Hmmm...Heath Bar...heath bear....heathy bear...heather....

hmmmm I thought that bar was a little too nutty, myself.

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