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Post by blue » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:12 am

right here, baby.
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Post by EmbersOfAutumn » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:58 am

Ya know, if we ever get the results from "Anomaly" first...
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Post by Wages » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:33 pm

Results?
Insults-
drink a jolt
when you ride a colt
but don't be a dolt

specials
wrestles
hold the tassles
spankin' assholes
see your hassles

what do I mean when I scream,
the above which has no meaning?
I don't right know, and I gotta go
cause this feels a bit demeaning

....Thank God For Fr3@k0vt Friday!

(I HAD to write some kind of lyrics)
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Post by Niveous » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:12 am

38 songs! Damn. It's not a record as "We Were Not Meant To Be" had 41 but it's definitely second place.
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Post by The Sleestak » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:16 pm

WoW! What a turn out. I look forward to hearing them all.
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Post by DJ Big Dick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:58 pm

this fight is clearly a case of quantity over quality.
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Post by Wages » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:46 pm

DJ Big Dick wrote:this fight is clearly a case of quantity over quality.
Yup, but I'm also hearing <i>some</i> good competition. ;)
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Post by DJ Big Dick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:52 pm

i'm not. :wink:

i'm going to start the official DJ Big Dick reviews

MC Eric B - what

if it's a joke song it's not very funny and if it's serious then it's just lame
Official emoticon rating: :?: followed by :cry:

Hoblit Was Here at Midnight - man this sucks real bad. i only listened to about half and it was boring as shit.
official emoticon rating :(

Lord of Oats - just lame, lyrics are lame and it sounds like you just bought the "How to make a cookie cutter shitty rock song in 10 minutes for assholes who want to make shitty rock songs" guide from Barnes & Noble. And the solo put me to sleep.
Rating - :roll:

WreckdoM - the music is cool, lyrics and vocals aren't really funny or good.
rating: :?

Paco del stinko - the intro was really lame so i just skipped it.
rating: :oops:

The Anchors - sweet guitar once it gets going. keyboard part is nice. bass part is nice.
rating- 8)

Steve Durand - i wish there was a "shaking my head" smiley.

Urine Luck - better than half the songs i've heard so far.
rating - :shock:

LSK- why bother?
rating - :x

Snape Killed Dumbledore - better than 90% of the other stuff. but that doesn't make it any less boring. you need "how not to ruin your decent songs by making them boring" lessons. you could learn a thing or two from my entry.
rating - :(


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Post by jeff robertson » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.
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Post by blue » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:14 pm

jeff robertson wrote:Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.
splitting your own vote :D
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Post by Jefff » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:23 pm

Somebody here is all balls and no cock. :roll:
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Post by blue » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:26 pm

Jefff wrote:Somebody here is all balls and no cock. :roll:
if you'd listened to his music, you wouldn't even bother replying :D
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Post by DJ Big Dick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:55 pm

i'm left speechless by my own music as well.
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Post by The Anchors » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:57 pm

I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny :lol:
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Post by Billy's Little Trip » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:01 pm

jeff robertson wrote:Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.
I heard the studio version first and I loved it, so it was a pleasant surprise to hear the live version, which was also great.
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Post by Jefff » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:03 pm

The Anchors wrote:I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny :lol:
Wow... he needed help to make that?
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Post by The Anchors » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:08 pm

Jefff wrote:
The Anchors wrote:I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny :lol:
Wow... he needed help to make that?
Yes. He doesn't own a drum set. :shock:
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Post by DJ Big Dick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:17 pm

who's Jefff? he makes me laugh.
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Post by Jefff » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 pm

Ah, I get it. You're a troll. Is that working out pretty awesome?
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Post by DJ Big Dick » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:36 pm

what? no, i'm not a troll, this is the first Songfight i've done in months. But some of those bitches on your Flickr page are pretty trollish.
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Post by Meatwad » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:51 pm

I just wanted to say a quick "punch you in the neck!" for the 5 year anniversary of a Klownhole victory.

Tony Danza!
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Post by Jefff » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:19 pm

Hey DJ -- So at what point does being a gratuitous asshole magically turn you into Girl Talk?

PS - If you need more personal attack material, here's my <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jeffreyrocket">Myspace page</a>, my <a href="http://actdead.com">music page</a>, and my <a href="http://truthpluslies.com">personal blog</a>. My song is ADD Music too. Go nuts with it, man. Have a ball.
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