Dog Toy or Marital Aid?

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Dog Toy or Marital Aid?

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Here's my record label page thingie with stuff about me if you are so interested: https://greenmonkeyrecords.com/jim-of-seattle/
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7/14
10/14
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hmmm... 58% I'll please my dog with a wife toy.... hmmm.... good thing I don't have a dog.
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7/14
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13/14
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I don't know whether scoring well on this is a good or bad thing. :(

(To clarify: I guessed on most of them.)
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6/14
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Post by Adam! »

11/14
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Note that the first one should be friggin' 12 out of 14, because I saw one of those supposed "dog toys" in porn less than 24 hours ago.
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Puce wrote:11/14
9/14
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Note that the first one should be friggin' 12 out of 14, because I saw one of those supposed "dog toys" in porn less than 24 hours ago.
so... your porn contains dogtoys.. and doggies I presume?

Sorry... the bestiality reference was just too obvious to ignore.
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Post by bortwein »

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Woof! :idea:


My Dog got:
9/14
7/14
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But he thinks everything is a dog toy.
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Post by Adam! »

Mac: I was going to make a similar joke, but I thought it was too easy. Thanks for stepping up to the plate. The toy in question was that green Y-shaped one, and it was being used in quite a novel way. And no, there was no fur present. Feel free to make lowbrow jokes about that statement, too.

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9/14
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10, 11, 6
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11/14 & 12/14 ... i didn't see the third one and i'm too lazy to go look again
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11 out of 14
11 out of 14
7 out of 10

**wicked grin**
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12/14
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