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do you spell "mother"

motha
1
5%
mutha
5
24%
motha'
1
5%
mutha'
1
5%
'motha
0
No votes
'mutha
0
No votes
mother
13
62%
 
Total votes: 21
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Hello. I see a great many different ways to spell "Mother" how do you spell it? And other 'ghetto' things?
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Post by jack »

where's the mom option?

love your mom.
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Post by Eric Y. »

i'm totally digging your mom.

i mean... man, shut the fuck up.
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Post by fodroy »

well, when you put "mother" in quotes like that, it would be silly to choose any option other than "mother."

ha. other than "mother." you should use that in a rap song.

....just kidding. please don't.
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See, I voted for the second option... it just seemed easier...
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What is the ghetto-est thing that you can think of? Like "spinners on my geo" or "9 in my right and your tits in my otha hand"?
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Post by Leaf »

The most ghetto phrase I can think off is:

"oh man, my fucking head hurts. I wish I had enough money to buy some rice krispies. Being poor sucks ass. I have a blister.Quick, hide under this tarp, I think I see Dog the bounty hunter."

...at least, that's what I think...
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how 'bout phistikated. as in, she's so... i want to hear that...just freestyle it for me brutha...
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SHE'S ....SO....PHISItKATED!!



phisitikated.



hmmm.... fist-a- kated.

Sounds fun!
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Post by erik »

My other babydaddy went to Chinatown to get me a Rocawear dogcollar for my new Chihuahua.
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Post by WeaselSlayer »

I never smoke tha chronic till I smoke a busta. And I always be smokin' bustas.
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15-16 puzzle wrote:My other babydaddy went to Chinatown to get me a Rocawear dogcollar for my new Chihuahua.

..I hope that's a 15-16 original... cause it's a great line! I'm not sure why...but I like it.
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Post by Dan-O from Five-O »

That woman at Starbucks gave me 2% when I clearly asked for Skim. But I got even with her for her incompetence by giving her a $20 bill that had been defaced by some young hooligan!

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Dan-O from Five-O wrote:That woman at Starbucks gave me 2% when I clearly asked for Skim. But I got even with her for her incompetence by giving her a $20 bill that had been defaced by some young hooligan!

Oh you should have seen the look on the face of my friend Joel. He was aghast by my insubordination.
That's so ghetto. Man. You must be streaght up "Hood" Five-O.
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"O, musicians, because my heart itself plays 'My heart is full of woe:' O, play me some merry dump, to comfort me." - William Shakespeare
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Post by sparks »

If you put an apostrophe at the beginning, you are that much more street-smart, because it doesn't even make vernacular grammatical sense that way.
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Post by Justincombustion »

The epitome of Ghetto Talk is: "Yo Mamma So..." jokes. As in "Yo Mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs!"
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Word to the mother.
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Post by Hoblit »

I never say motha or mutha or none of that nonsense. I don't even say 'mother' in real life. My 'mother' is momma.

however, I do say mofo. You figure it out.
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Post by Fried »

Most getto... hmmm.. Nigga please! I'm goin ta pound a fourty and hang wit da hizoez. So don't be playa haten.
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