Words that should never be used in a song
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Words that should never be used in a song
tinkle
pablum
borscht
leukemia
pimple
moist
pablum
borscht
leukemia
pimple
moist
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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20 words you should never use, in a song or otherwise:
carbuncle
flapjack
buttock
scarf
crunk
skunch
gob
brobdingnagian
pimpmobile
bababadalgharaghtakamminakronnronnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
bulbous
bungalow
canoodle
poonany
hoot n' nanny
frump
saddlebagging
spackle
shrubbery
-and-
crotch
carbuncle
flapjack
buttock
scarf
crunk
skunch
gob
brobdingnagian
pimpmobile
bababadalgharaghtakamminakronnronnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
bulbous
bungalow
canoodle
poonany
hoot n' nanny
frump
saddlebagging
spackle
shrubbery
-and-
crotch
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"Jammon-Ah" - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/funny/jammona.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 1</a>
"Aaaaaaaiiiiihhheeee" - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/fu ... hhheee.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 1</a> - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/fu ... heee_3.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 2</a>
"Kahh" - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/funny/kahh.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 1</a>
"Ahhccsshhhh" - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/fu ... heee_2.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 1</a>
"ChaaaOOOOwwwwwww" - <a href='http://69.244.191.218:82/media/music/fu ... aaowww.mp3' target='_blank'>Example 1</a>
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I think that it is completely inappropriate for an artist to mention their own name in a song (despite the fact that I've done it myself this week). This particularly applies to the various Fiddys, and P-Diddys and Chingys etc around at the moment. I actually quite like Eminem - but it pisses me off that in almost all of his songs he's always talking about himself and how badass he is. Give it a rest Marshall, and find something else to talk about.
And re. the word "ululation" as mentioned by The Jazz - true it's not a good word for a song - but the actually practice of ululating should be used much more frequently in popular music (...makes mental note for next week...)
And re. the word "ululation" as mentioned by The Jazz - true it's not a good word for a song - but the actually practice of ululating should be used much more frequently in popular music (...makes mental note for next week...)
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you learn something new every day.
today i learned that my fiancee and i both use "demotion points" for an artist using their own name in a song. just like caravan ray!
now that's synchronicity.
i'm waiting to see one of my own words in a list here.
-bill
today i learned that my fiancee and i both use "demotion points" for an artist using their own name in a song. just like caravan ray!
now that's synchronicity.
i'm waiting to see one of my own words in a list here.
-bill
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Never rhyme "girl" with "world" and you will go far.
HM approved alternatives:
churl
curl
hurl
pearl
whirl
HM will accept "unfurl", unless it results in a mixed metaphor.
HM approved alternatives:
churl
curl
hurl
pearl
whirl
HM will accept "unfurl", unless it results in a mixed metaphor.
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Cake has done that a few timesCaravan Ray wrote:I think that it is completely inappropriate for an artist to mention their own name in a song
in the same realm as girl/world... cry/die has run it's course as well.
I was just talking to a friend the other day about bad poetry... and we both decided that 'sucks' and 'vacation' should never appear in POETRY.
(also, one of the poems that we were reading started out with the whole 'is my name/is my game' thing)
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This thread looks to me as a way for the "Deep Throat Title Picker(s)" to find titles without having to resort to the "Title Suggestions Thread"
or maybe it's just the conspiracy theorist in me coming out.
or maybe it's just the conspiracy theorist in me coming out.
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I agree that no word should be banned. Although I did once use "thus far" and got dragged across teh coals. For good reason.
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I have a hunch that the "all words are fine" position relies on the use of irony. Am I wrong? Or are you suggesting that songs which genuinely contain "Pepsi" or "IKEA" have not crossed some aesthetic line?
Tony Bennet should never sing about "buttock," but Pavement could easily get away with it. Such is the power of ironic detachment.
Tony Bennet should never sing about "buttock," but Pavement could easily get away with it. Such is the power of ironic detachment.
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negativland had a whole album about pepsi, and it was awesome.
but that was about the whole "marketing machine" of the pop companies.
-bill
but that was about the whole "marketing machine" of the pop companies.
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Why shoudln't Tony bennett sing about "buttock" if he wants to?Mostess wrote:I have a hunch that the "all words are fine" position relies on the use of irony. Am I wrong? Or are you suggesting that songs which genuinely contain "Pepsi" or "IKEA" have not crossed some aesthetic line?
Tony Bennet should never sing about "buttock," but Pavement could easily get away with it. Such is the power of ironic detachment.
It's not irony for me. Rather = who are we to say that someone can't use a word?
For the record I have used one of the words on the combined lists.
For the record, irony is evil.
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I once had to babysit a 45 year old woman with down syndrome. She told me that her favourite TV show was 'Shroat'. It took my 10 minutes to figure out that 'sh' wrote is a contraction of Murder She Wrote. Needless to say, it is an ugly ugly word that is enjoyable to pronounce.
Never use 'shroat' in a song.
Never use 'shroat' in a song.
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Mostess wrote:Never rhyme "girl" with "world" and you will go far.
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hmmm...Brook's and Dunn's ultra-classic Rock My world....little country:
Mostess wrote:HM approved alternatives:
churl
curl
hurl
pearl
whirl
HM will accept "unfurl", unless it results in a mixed metaphor
pearl sounds super country, but hurl is more hardcore.... I dunno, am I more Brooks, or Dunn?
Words I can not stand to hear in a song:
Those coming from Celine Dion's croaky chords.
ok,ok.
"Should Not" use the word "ho" or "muthafucka". Been done so many times, it hurts.
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Of course he should, if he wants to. The real question is "why doesn't he want to."j$ wrote: Why shoudln't Tony bennett sing about "buttock" if he wants to?
And the answer has something to do with style. Which is what we're talking about.
The Negativland example is perfect. They are ironic to the core. I saw them perform while they were being sued by U2 (or U2's legal team). Their entire concert consisted of samples from 1950s pro-military documentaries touting the might of the new bombers and from U2's lawyers making statements about how inappropriate it is to co-opt other people's ideas for your own profit. Ironic in the extreme.
And then they did that one where the guy cuts off his fingers. That was just kind of dumb.
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the negativland song with the samples of casey kasem swearing his head off is pretty darn funny too.
they did have some very dumb stuff, but also some brilliant stuff.
and creative commons was to some extent inspired/guided by them, so that's pretty cool.
of course, we here at songfight had an entire fight called "cosmic confirmation," so that's been used in a whole lot of songs.
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they did have some very dumb stuff, but also some brilliant stuff.
and creative commons was to some extent inspired/guided by them, so that's pretty cool.
of course, we here at songfight had an entire fight called "cosmic confirmation," so that's been used in a whole lot of songs.
-bill
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